I know because I got my the original statue and the collectors edition a month or two after I moved into my apartment, which I have been living in for the last 3 years.
Skybound giving Telltale a few million dollars and immediately remembering those statues still haven't released
I actually completely forgot about that. How many years has it been now?
To the person in the northeastern region of the United States who ordered Clementine: Book One:
The good news is you will get your package on time, I even packaged it myself to ensure we hit our deadline.
The bad news, I hope you enjoyed wasting your money on dogshit.
I will say, this is always what’s fun about working in an Amazon warehouse, you get to see some of the stuff that isn’t even out yet or products that you like come through. I remember getting shipments of The Dragon Prince graphic novel Through The Moon coming into the warehouse to be put on our shelves weeks before it was set to be released. The temptation to just grab one and read it and then put it back was very high.
To the person in the northeastern region of the United States who ordered Clementine: Book One:
The good news is you will get your packag… moree on time, I even packaged it myself to ensure we hit our deadline.
The bad news, I hope you enjoyed wasting your money on dogshit.
I will say, this is always what’s fun about working in an Amazon warehouse, you get to see some of the stuff that isn’t even out yet or products that you like come through. I remember getting shipments of The Dragon Prince graphic novel Through The Moon coming into the warehouse to be put on our shelves weeks before it was set to be released. The temptation to just grab one and read it and then put it back was very high.
I wanted to find the gif of Rhys saying worst day ever as the money burns but now searching tales from the borderlands and worst bombards you with New Tales
Much like WarpSpeed, mine is sexual. A 10 inch dildo and a remote controlled anal vibrator. I didn’t pack this, but I saw it as there was a problem with the order and it was escalated to me.
now searching tales from the borderlands and worst bombards you with New Tales
Oh jeez yeah. I was once trying to find what the latest patch version was, to finally confirm if my version of TFTB is the same as the recently updated Gearbox re-release, but couldn't find anything "new" other than "NEW Tales"
I wanted to find the gif of Rhys saying worst day ever as the money burns but now searching tales from the borderlands and worst bombards you with New Tales
The Expanse looks pretty cool. I'm not familiar with the source material but its Telltale so I'll be checking it out. The trailer said wishlist now but I can't even find it on Steam.
The Expanse looks pretty cool. I'm not familiar with the source material but its Telltale so I'll be checking it out. The trailer said wishlist now but I can't even find it on Steam.
Expanse looks interesting but like last time I kind of feel what they showed doesnt really do much for those who dont know anything about Th… moree Expanse.
But in other news, and most important news honestly, looks like Telltale will be joining the funny gif marketing.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1626614126683500544
Bigby Ricardo please.
Make an account for the company you work for
Make memes voicing your grievances with the company's creative vision using in house assets
Get banned (and presumably fired)
Expanse looks pretty cool so far! I know nothing about the show or books but I am intrigued by all the decapitated heads. Nice to see the "[Character] will remember that" notification back! Kinda weird that choices are no longer timed though.
I actually dont remember the middle finger one, but I do remember they remade the Drake yes/no meme with Star Lord where he was saying no to ANF and GOTG and yes to Wolf 2 and Tales 2 lol. I think it was their last post
Also just because we going down memory lane, anyone else remember that time someone hacked Kevin Bruner's account and teased Wolf super late in the night and not many people even saw it? And then like an hour later they got bored and just started posting porn and then the account was banned? I still think that is so funny because like, they didnt even give it to the next day to just give up trolling people. But then again Wolf 2 was announced only a few months later. Must've been a coincidence. ...Or was it?
Oh man, so many jokes I could go with here. In interest of keeping our beloved thread relatively clean, I will bite my tongue...but uh, ha, that's good.
Much like WarpSpeed, mine is sexual. A 10 inch dildo and a remote controlled anal vibrator. I didn’t pack this, but I saw it as there was a problem with the order and it was escalated to me.
I wanted to find the gif of Rhys saying worst day ever as the money burns but now searching tales from the borderlands and worst bombards you with New Tales
Something of note about Expanse: I think it may not be episodic. I may be wrong, but I dont think it was ever mentioned they were going to do episodes and the more we see, it seems the focus involves being stuck/investigating that ship, so I wonder if they just go for it being a 8 hour long story. LIS True Colors basically did the same thing, even though it said it had episodes, it really didnt as the structure between the "episodes" was not nearly the same as a Telltale game or previous LIS games. Granted a bit weird to call it a series if no episodes, but may just be a True Colors situation where it just releases all at once with essentially break points.
Something of note about Expanse: I think it may not be episodic. I may be wrong, but I dont think it was ever mentioned they were going to d… moreo episodes and the more we see, it seems the focus involves being stuck/investigating that ship, so I wonder if they just go for it being a 8 hour long story. LIS True Colors basically did the same thing, even though it said it had episodes, it really didnt as the structure between the "episodes" was not nearly the same as a Telltale game or previous LIS games. Granted a bit weird to call it a series if no episodes, but may just be a True Colors situation where it just releases all at once with essentially break points.
So apparently Animaniacs Season 3 just came out today... or, uh yesterday, and I had literally no idea. I thought it was still in limbo and had heard no news about it
Thank you! I still sort of get a feeling Expanse may do a drop all at once though. Mostly because Deck Nine already did that before and I think Telltale may be trying all kinds of different ways to releases seasons. Bit weird we already know Wolf 2 has 5 episodes but Expanse hasnt mentioned it and it comes out a lot sooner. (Unless I'm wrong again uh oh)
They confirmed that they will still have episodic releases, but the gaps between episodes will only be a couple weeks.
https://twitter.com/telltalegames/status/1625868569501388800
Episodic release confirmed for The Expanse. Glad that's the case. I really enjoy the discussion period even if its kind of dead here atm. Hopefully more people start to pop up on the forums once stuff actually drops.
Thank you! I still sort of get a feeling Expanse may do a drop all at once though. Mostly because Deck Nine already did that before and I th… moreink Telltale may be trying all kinds of different ways to releases seasons. Bit weird we already know Wolf 2 has 5 episodes but Expanse hasnt mentioned it and it comes out a lot sooner. (Unless I'm wrong again uh oh)
Unrelated, but what if Wolf 2 actually comes out on the 10 year anniversary? So Oct 11th. Could be kind fun just for novelty of the dates and if releases are bi-weekly is ends Dec 6th, in line with the game's December setting. (However 11th is a Wednesday and we dont know what day of the week they'll choose and if it came out on the 11th one of the episodes release would be the day before Thanksgiving which may not be great unless they added an extra week and having it end the 13th instead)
https://twitter.com/telltalegames/status/1627045136843829249
Episodic release confirmed for The Expanse. Glad that's the case. I really en… morejoy the discussion period even if its kind of dead here atm. Hopefully more people start to pop up on the forums once stuff actually drops.
Thank you! I still sort of get a feeling Expanse may do a drop all at once though.
The answer was in response to both Expanse and Wolf, so I think it's safe to say it won't be a day one drop unless they suddenly change their minds for some reason lol
Thank you! I still sort of get a feeling Expanse may do a drop all at once though. Mostly because Deck Nine already did that before and I th… moreink Telltale may be trying all kinds of different ways to releases seasons. Bit weird we already know Wolf 2 has 5 episodes but Expanse hasnt mentioned it and it comes out a lot sooner. (Unless I'm wrong again uh oh)
Lots of rules to follow for the next couple weeks and a bunch new drugs to take but overall he's good and it's great that he's well enough to go home. He was in the hospital for over 2 weeks!
Also my sister is back for her reading week so that's cool too
My dad is back from the hospital, earlier today.
Lots of rules to follow for the next couple weeks and a bunch new drugs to take but over… moreall he's good and it's great that he's well enough to go home. He was in the hospital for over 2 weeks!
Also my sister is back for her reading week so that's cool too
Telltale released a dev gameplay commentary for the Expanse!
It all looks solid so far! QTE's are back, there's exploration, graphics look great, and in general looks like a refined version of a Telltale game. They also repeatedly mentioned how our choices will affect the ending and whatnot which is to be expected, though time will tell if that turns out to be true. A little disappointed that dialogue trees have been cut in half, but if that means things will actually lead to different outcomes I'm all for it. Faces do get a little wonky though, but I find it oddly charming. Reminds me of old Telltale.
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3 FUCKING YEARS!!!!
I know because I got my the original statue and the collectors edition a month or two after I moved into my apartment, which I have been living in for the last 3 years.
To the person in the northeastern region of the United States who ordered Clementine: Book One:
The good news is you will get your package on time, I even packaged it myself to ensure we hit our deadline.
The bad news, I hope you enjoyed wasting your money on dogshit.
I will say, this is always what’s fun about working in an Amazon warehouse, you get to see some of the stuff that isn’t even out yet or products that you like come through. I remember getting shipments of The Dragon Prince graphic novel Through The Moon coming into the warehouse to be put on our shelves weeks before it was set to be released. The temptation to just grab one and read it and then put it back was very high.
Bruh.
That's kind of fun that you packaged that. What's the most interesting you've packaged Metallica?
Not Metallica, but I've seen another Amazon employee packing two 144-packs of condoms and asking, "WHY DIDN'T THEY INVITE ME????"
I wanted to find the gif of Rhys saying worst day ever as the money burns but now searching tales from the borderlands and worst bombards you with New Tales
Much like WarpSpeed, mine is sexual. A 10 inch dildo and a remote controlled anal vibrator. I didn’t pack this, but I saw it as there was a problem with the order and it was escalated to me.
Oh jeez yeah. I was once trying to find what the latest patch version was, to finally confirm if my version of TFTB is the same as the recently updated Gearbox re-release, but couldn't find anything "new" other than "NEW Tales"
The IGN Fan Fest thing starts in less than 15 minutes, gonna see what The Expanse stuff they show off is.
Did they say it's going to be 3 hours long?
Yeah, I think I'm just going to check the trailer later lol.
Almost forgot.
Happy F17, everyone!
The Expanse looks pretty cool. I'm not familiar with the source material but its Telltale so I'll be checking it out. The trailer said wishlist now but I can't even find it on Steam.
I imagine the page will go up sometime after the IGN Fest
For those who just want the trailer:
I guess it's another Epic Game Store exclusive?
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/the-expanse-a-telltale-series
Expanse looks interesting but like last time I kind of feel what they showed doesnt really do much for those who dont know anything about The Expanse.
But in other news, and most important news honestly, looks like Telltale will be joining the funny gif marketing.
Bigby Ricardo please.
They should rehire that TTG 1.0 staff member who had posted Star Lord flipping the bird.
Photos taken moments before disaster
Make an account for the company you work for
Make memes voicing your grievances with the company's creative vision using in house assets
Get banned (and presumably fired)
I'm gonna need a wayback machine to see this, I don't remember middle-finger Star Lord at all!
Expanse looks pretty cool so far! I know nothing about the show or books but I am intrigued by all the decapitated heads. Nice to see the "[Character] will remember that" notification back! Kinda weird that choices are no longer timed though.
Dead Space vibes but it's not a horror game.
I actually dont remember the middle finger one, but I do remember they remade the Drake yes/no meme with Star Lord where he was saying no to ANF and GOTG and yes to Wolf 2 and Tales 2 lol. I think it was their last post
Cool! I don't know anything if what The Expanse is about, so this seems like some small-scale Space Exploration title to me.
The lip-synching is pretty good looking already, and I'm glad to see Will Remember That returns too!
Interested, but a lot more interested in Wolf 2.
Though maybe I should watch the series so I can get invested...
Also just because we going down memory lane, anyone else remember that time someone hacked Kevin Bruner's account and teased Wolf super late in the night and not many people even saw it? And then like an hour later they got bored and just started posting porn and then the account was banned? I still think that is so funny because like, they didnt even give it to the next day to just give up trolling people. But then again Wolf 2 was announced only a few months later. Must've been a coincidence. ...Or was it?
Ah frick I forgot. A great day, F17! To many more in the future!
Oh man, so many jokes I could go with here. In interest of keeping our beloved thread relatively clean, I will bite my tongue...but uh, ha, that's good.
@WarpSpeed great story on your part as well.
Yeah, I had a problem getting New Tales gifs too. I swear, they kept getting up in my grill.
I did have a blast with seeing some classics gifs. Man, I need to replay Tales.
Iirc it was a gif of Gamora giving a middle-finger. And, as poogers mentioned, he also recreated the Drake meme with Starlord.
Wish I could find it, but I can't recall which threads did he post it to.
Something of note about Expanse: I think it may not be episodic. I may be wrong, but I dont think it was ever mentioned they were going to do episodes and the more we see, it seems the focus involves being stuck/investigating that ship, so I wonder if they just go for it being a 8 hour long story. LIS True Colors basically did the same thing, even though it said it had episodes, it really didnt as the structure between the "episodes" was not nearly the same as a Telltale game or previous LIS games. Granted a bit weird to call it a series if no episodes, but may just be a True Colors situation where it just releases all at once with essentially break points.
They confirmed that they will still have episodic releases, but the gaps between episodes will only be a couple weeks.
So apparently Animaniacs Season 3 just came out today... or, uh yesterday, and I had literally no idea. I thought it was still in limbo and had heard no news about it
Thank you! I still sort of get a feeling Expanse may do a drop all at once though. Mostly because Deck Nine already did that before and I think Telltale may be trying all kinds of different ways to releases seasons. Bit weird we already know Wolf 2 has 5 episodes but Expanse hasnt mentioned it and it comes out a lot sooner. (Unless I'm wrong again uh oh)
Just saw on youtube they confirmed it as well.
Unrelated, but what if Wolf 2 actually comes out on the 10 year anniversary? So Oct 11th. Could be kind fun just for novelty of the dates and if releases are bi-weekly is ends Dec 6th, in line with the game's December setting. (However 11th is a Wednesday and we dont know what day of the week they'll choose and if it came out on the 11th one of the episodes release would be the day before Thanksgiving which may not be great unless they added an extra week and having it end the 13th instead)
The answer was in response to both Expanse and Wolf, so I think it's safe to say it won't be a day one drop unless they suddenly change their minds for some reason lol
My dad is back from the hospital, earlier today.
Lots of rules to follow for the next couple weeks and a bunch new drugs to take but overall he's good and it's great that he's well enough to go home. He was in the hospital for over 2 weeks!
Also my sister is back for her reading week so that's cool too
I'm really glad to hear that Chicken. I hope his readjustment is smooth and pleasant!
Thanks very much, IGNK!
Telltale released a dev gameplay commentary for the Expanse!
It all looks solid so far! QTE's are back, there's exploration, graphics look great, and in general looks like a refined version of a Telltale game. They also repeatedly mentioned how our choices will affect the ending and whatnot which is to be expected, though time will tell if that turns out to be true. A little disappointed that dialogue trees have been cut in half, but if that means things will actually lead to different outcomes I'm all for it. Faces do get a little wonky though, but I find it oddly charming. Reminds me of old Telltale.