I would find my brother & take over the high school I live right next too.
It has a full fence, metal doors,bomb shelter & its right next too the country area where we can hunt deer & foxes, fish etc.
Get guns, also a bow & arrow, than raid the two gas stations down the street for diesel,supplies,medicine. Use the diesel to power up the schools generators for months when winter hits. After a sustainable environment is established group up with other survivors & try to cleanse the town of zombies.
I'd say you best bet is becoming a leader among zombies and ordering your troops to throw themselves under the flying house until the pile of corpses is big enough for you to shuffle up and eat my brains.
Of course, that's where my laser security system comes in...
I'm taking notes on all of these plans. If/when I get zombified, you guys are SO dead.
Except for the dude with the flying house. I have no idea how I'm going to handle that.
Honestly, I'd just try to find friends and escape to somewhere safer. Some of them I wouldn't think would be able to fend for themselves, and I wouldn't want to lose them in that way...
But for a much less dark answer I'd say get a boat. As Chuck and Vernon said before, getting on a small boat with no destination isn't ideal, but what if the boat IS the destination? I'm talking about a boat big enough to have a crew to run and maintain it, and then renovate the thing to shape it into a home. We'd stock up on supplies and whenever we'd run low, we'd go back to shore to restock.
Not sure if it's much of a logical answer, but storywise it would interest me.
Gather all the food and water possible, just go on a giant shopping spree for all the canned goods, water and medical supplies I can find. Pro… morebably start breaking down furniture to board up the windows and doors. Get a ton of batteries, make some rain catchers also some windmills and put them in my garden. Also get some barbwire to fortify my walls and get some plant seeds to grow food. Get tons of candles and hole up inside my house. I should have some more time to be prepared as I'm in the UK and in a rather rural area with only a small town far away from any airports. I would also have to raid a gun store or a farmers house because I don't have a gun licence.
my plan starts with full body chain-mail armor for bite protection .it should be light enough to run around in.
I'm gonna loot all the dep… moreartment stores for deodorant , toothpaste , mouthwash and feminine hygiene products ,Because my group is
not gonna be stinking/stanking after a year or two in the apocalypse .
And my weapon of choice are the Twin Shaolin Hooks
Probably barricade my house up, go out looking for supplies. Try and find a trustworthy group, speaking of! Anybody need any swords? I got plenty of em!
This. And I won't worry too much...Chuck Norris will save us all and enslave all zombies
I'd say you best bet is becoming a leader among zombies and ordering your troops to throw themselves under the flying house until the pile of … morecorpses is big enough for you to shuffle up and eat my brains.
Of course, that's where my laser security system comes in...
Hey guys just a survival tip but you don't need candles as long as you get crayons! They burn just as well but for only like 3 hours. But still no one will get crayons in the Zombie Apocalypse so there should be plenty
I would follow Robert Kirkman's advice on the subject: (link)
"Find an island and hide ... Maybe a nice houseboat--a houseboat would work, … morethat would be fine. Weapons aren't going to work after a while, and no matter how much planning you do, any kind of structure is eventually going to be overtaken ... So if you're not near an island, kill yourself; if you're on an island, stay there."
"Stick to the plan" guys. Find a boat
I plan on going to a close by milatary supply store, baracade the crap out of it. ( there's no windows! Only a front and back door!) stay there until all else fails and then if that fails i will probably find a boat and go a under populated area. There's no way I would pull a katjetta unless I got bit.
Hey guys just a survival tip but you don't need candles as long as you get crayons! They burn just as well but for only like 3 hours. But still no one will get crayons in the Zombie Apocalypse so there should be plenty
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nah, the stranger is coming to your house to start a new family :P
But everyone forgot the most important but overlooked thing... TOILET PAPER! What else are you going to wipe with?
Haha I am having so much fun reading the ideas. I am going to try to get a ticket to the floating mansion when the ish drops! Keep them coming.
This is my plan
Best not forget to grab the gun.
Team up with Clem!
Errrhmmm I don't think we could handle that level of badassery.
You are correct lol.
It's the hat. like superman's cape!
I would find my brother & take over the high school I live right next too.
It has a full fence, metal doors,bomb shelter & its right next too the country area where we can hunt deer & foxes, fish etc.
Get guns, also a bow & arrow, than raid the two gas stations down the street for diesel,supplies,medicine. Use the diesel to power up the schools generators for months when winter hits. After a sustainable environment is established group up with other survivors & try to cleanse the town of zombies.
I'd say you best bet is becoming a leader among zombies and ordering your troops to throw themselves under the flying house until the pile of corpses is big enough for you to shuffle up and eat my brains.
Of course, that's where my laser security system comes in...
Honestly, I'd just try to find friends and escape to somewhere safer. Some of them I wouldn't think would be able to fend for themselves, and I wouldn't want to lose them in that way...
But for a much less dark answer I'd say get a boat. As Chuck and Vernon said before, getting on a small boat with no destination isn't ideal, but what if the boat IS the destination? I'm talking about a boat big enough to have a crew to run and maintain it, and then renovate the thing to shape it into a home. We'd stock up on supplies and whenever we'd run low, we'd go back to shore to restock.
Not sure if it's much of a logical answer, but storywise it would interest me.
How would you raid a gun store without a gun? The owner probably is just gonna shoot you to the face as you step in.
Abduct a child, try to re-enact the game, get myself and the child killed within the first day
Oh please, if zombies come in I'll be all like, "Come at me bro"
Wetsuits work equally well for bite protection. Living people can't bite through them quickly.
I'll eat THEIR fucking innards. How do you like them apples?
I suspect you'd be more like re-enacting the stranger's side of the story that way, heh.
This. And I won't worry too much...Chuck Norris will save us all and enslave all zombies
Revitalizing.
I'll just do the same thing that I did to get up there. Keep sending in the other zombies. We Have Reserves.
I mean afterwards if there are any guns left. I don't wanna kill people for their supplies and weapons. Guess I'm using Nerf and BB guns ._.
Hey guys just a survival tip but you don't need candles as long as you get crayons! They burn just as well but for only like 3 hours. But still no one will get crayons in the Zombie Apocalypse so there should be plenty
You can always make friends with the owner and get a freaking LMG!!!
I think I'd have to raid an army base for one of those bad boys
Great ! All I have to do is to cross the strait of Dover and live peacefully the rest of my days on this tiny island named Britain.
Hah, alright, you can have my brains.
But only because I picture you as a zombie commander with a beret, sunglasses, and chomping on a cigar.
I would be glad to be bested by a shuffler like that!
You rang?
Britain is a terrible idea for an island retreat :P
I don't think I'd give up that easy. At least try to make it.
I plan on going to a close by milatary supply store, baracade the crap out of it. ( there's no windows! Only a front and back door!) stay there until all else fails and then if that fails i will probably find a boat and go a under populated area. There's no way I would pull a katjetta unless I got bit.
I'm out! haha
Revitalizing.
I would use Axe Cops logic and bite bad guys turning them into good guys XD
If you get bit by a zombie and a werewolf, what happens?
Revitalizing.
Crayons don't just burn, you would need to put a wick in them, and if you have wick you might as well just make a candle :P
All you need is a lighter of some type and yes it will burn I saw a guy do it in a video before
Mmmmm I don't know... I liked both crayons and fire when I was a kid. Have a link for the video?