Favorite Season 1 Quotes?
What are you guys' favorite season 1 quotes? I have many favorites, but one in particular that I really liked was this hilarious scene with Vernon if you choose to threaten him (SKIP TO 4:58) (from Scumbag Lee): [
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"Like... Shit, right Lee?" - Clementine s1e2
"Well, you don't have to be a bitch about it!" - Lee to Lilly in the drugstore.
Haha! Yep, I remember that one. She still sounds cute saying that :P
Hostage-taking crisis, how Lee would handle it:
Lee: Put the gun down bitch!
"I don't like no hash." - Bandit "Hash Man" #2, during the raid on the motor inn. RIP
Kenny's bro speech
"I'm so fucked." -Lee preparing to jump from the bell tower in Episode 5.
Glenn to the suicidal girl: "You have a boyfriend?"
Carley: "Glenn!"
"Did you lick it?"
"... I don't know"
I like how you said "RIP" for the bandit guy, lol
"You hold onto that hope, its the one thing none of this can take away" Lee to clem.
"I've got charm comin' outta my ass!" -- Larry
Every.Single.Quote.From.Wyatt's.Story
"See? It's fine. Road's straight as my dick."
Don't talk about your dick.
Larry to Lee at the drugstore after threatening to "kick his ass": "You?! you and what homo parade?!"
Kenny: "THIS one!"
"...I don't know..." - Clem with the salt lick
"You have a boyfriend?" - Glenn to Irene
"Who the hell is into civil war history anyway? Other than old white guys." - Christa being Christa
"Our cat's gonna be pissed!!!" - Omid, who never saw his cat again
"They'll just have to deal with it." - Luke, winning my heart over
The men are gone, come rape our women and children, Kenny.
Kenny to Omid : i don't know what this button does so don't touch it
(Omid trying to press the button)
(Kenny hits Omid's hand) : don't touch it jackass
when clementine says "But... I'm little" at the end.
After Lee has a panic attack looking for Clementine in ep.4 and finds her in the shed. hugs her "Hey, girl."
I know this is about season one quotes but i like that this one carried over from season 1 to season 2
"Put the gun down, bitch!!" -- Lee S1E2
Ah, well done for posting it like this. Glad to know I'm not the only one who spotted this quote. I was like "oh yeah, Clem was taught well". (Though I do admit that I re-played episode 5 just to get myself on the right emotional track, the evening before Season 2 was released).
"What..the..what...the fucking...what...fuck!" -- Larry S1E2
It might be weird but I laugh every time at this scene
Danny :"The two of us should do some recon then all mount for some revenge"
Andy : "Heyll yeah"
it makes me laugh every time for some weird reason
I also liked Bens rage in ep 5
In what scene is that quote from?
In episode 2. Before you go with Danny to that bandit camp and you run into Jollene.
I don't want that shit
Ah right, now that he edited his comment, I remember. Cheers mate!
I dont care if their make a wish was a fuckin boat ride..........
-talking about Duck-
"I don't know"
Best Quote Ever
F**k you Larry. Eat up!
"Alright, let's Tom Cruise outta here."
Kenny: Why the hell are we lettin' the one-armed guy do all the high risk maneuvers?
Lee: Cause the one-armed guy insists.Now shut up about it.
Kenny: That thing looks a little rickety.
Lee: Maybe keep that shit to yourself next time.
Kenny: Yup.
S1Ep2
Lee: "That's stupid Kenny."
Kenny: "Stupid? Stupid!? Good one Lee, good one."
Wish I could poke Kenny like that more often, so fun to see him angry, another good one
Kenny: "You want the good news or the bad news first?"
Lee: "..."
Kenny: "I guess that was too hard of a question."
COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE
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Haha, a good anti-Ben quote is at the start of Episode 3 if you side with Lilly and suggest to split up Kenny will say:
"And who would I get? Ben? Gangly shit for brains."