What if Lee had precognitive knowledge of events in season 2?
Spoilers, obviously. Here's an example:
CHRISTA: We've got to find antibiotics for Omid's leg!
LEE: Lady, trust me on this: He's gonna get shot by a trigger-happy little thug called Michelle in the back of some abandoned bathroom stall. The guy's DOA. There ain't no rush.
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The thread's title is "What if Lee had precognitive knowledge of events in season 2?", followed by an example of such a scenario. It's meant to be a joke. What's tripping you up here?
Shawn: Lee, help me, please!!
Lee: No way, the moustache guy is gonna be pissed later if I do!
Shawn: What?!
Lee: Umm, nothing... I'll save you, Duck! runs off
Lilly : Lee, help me save my father!
Lee : Hell no, Kenny's gonna be a dick to Clementine in episode 2 of season 2 if I don't agree with him at all times in this season!
Lilly: What?!
Lee: Uh...KENNY, WHERE'S THE DAMN SALTLICK?!
Mark: This place is amazing,it's got food,and that fence,so how do we gonna play it lee?
Lee: We definetly shouldn't be here any longer than we have to,these people of the st johns family is a total psycho,you also will took an arrow to your shoulder and ended up as the last thing you want to be if you're so trusting like that
Mark: What are you talking about?
Lee: Err... nothing,maybe we should check on Andy first,and just do anything what I say,okay?
Clem: Lee, after Kenny fixes the boat... where are we gonna go?
Lee: Well, the boat's gonna get stolen by some psycho cancer patients, and I'll get bit, then Kenny will run off to save somebody so you'll have to go with Omid and Christa, then Omid will die so it'll just be you and Christa travelling alone for 16 months but then she'll get captured by bandits, you'll fall into a river and find a new group, hardly any of whom trust you, who will then take you to the mountains where you'll finally find Kenny!
Clem: ..what?
Lee: (whistles awkwardly)
Lee: I want Luke to look after her.
Christa: Lee, stop talking like... wait, what? Who the hell is Luke? And what's so wrong with us taking care of her?
Lee: Oh, umm... Kenny, need some help with that wall?!
Clem:Lee we can't take this stuff,what if it belongs to someone?
Lee:It won't really matter either way Kenny will take it and some psycho will come after us taking you and inadvertently killing me,then you will be left alone after I save you to be found by Omid and Christa and lose them and then-
Clem:What are you talking about Lee?
Lee:Huh? Oh it's nothing don't worry about it sweet pea.
Carley: I just wish we both could of made it, you know?
Lee: Don't worry, Lilly will shoot you because she will believe that you were a traitor so you will meet Doug again in the afterlife.
Carley: What?
Lee: Um forget what I said.
Lee: "cough" "cough" last thing have tell you then shoot me
Clem: What
Lee: Ben coming back for Season 2 not kenny
Clem: lalalalala cant hear you "BANG"
Lee realizes Clementine has ran away, he then walks outside the house and finds her hat lying outside...
Lee: Clementine! Clementine! Where are you?
Lee jumps to the other side of the fence and sees a walkie-talkie beside a trash can and a cardboard
Lee: Ain't gonna work on me asshole!!! Die you son of a bitch!!!
BANG! BANG! BANG! (9001 times)
Carley: Here take these batteries, Clem can have' em for her walkie-talkie
Lee: No...no fucking way! (throws batteries away)
Lee unearths dog grave in desperate attempt to get indoors, dead dog is in grave
Clementine is sad.
Lee: You think this experience with a dog is traumatic, Clem? Give it two years. I have a feeling this one will be one-upped.
Let's just hope that doesn't get him surrounded by more walkers though,but yep that way everyone could stay happy,Lee could have survived.
S1E1:
Lee: What's your name?
Clem: Clementine.
Lee: We aren't going wiith Shawn and Chet....
Nah, the walker-guts plan worked like charm, Lee and Clem would leave Savannah unscathed with Kenny, Christa, and Omid (Ben too if he was saved)
If they did go with them though
Shawn:You can be the foreman.
Lee:Let me handle it I'll hell Shawn,how about you play with Clementine,Duck?
Duck: Sad sigh okay.
Crisis adverted.
Travis: "Oh no no no Please don't kill us we just wanna"
BANG
Ben: "What Travis no... we"
BANG
David: Ben No! Why are you doing
BANG
Mark: Lee WTF
Lee: Believe me its for the best, well not for you but for everyone else. Now lets go to the Cannibal farm
Kenny: WAT?
Lee: umm.. Theres walkers! Lets go
very optimistic lol. I hope Kenny shows up though
and then BANG BANG! BANG!!
This Girl here is Awesome ^ Lol
Crisis averted
Lee: No, we are absolutely not going to the farm with the two creepy men.
Larry: Shut up, Lee! We'll be fine, we don't need your paranoid fantasies getting in the way of a chance for more food.
Lee: Actually you know what? Going to the farm sounds like a great idea. Mark, you should stay behind and guard the motor inn. I'll tell you why later.
Kenny: Okay Lee, what's the plan?
Lilly: I suggest we go there, take our food and get back.
Kenny: I don't trust 'em, I say we raid 'em and take all their stuff.
Lee: Ok, Larry, Carley, Kenny, and Lilly...grab everything we have...were gonna raid these sons of bitches...and Maybelle shall be ours too...hehehehehe...bitches looove cows...
Lilly: Ummmm...who's Maybelle?
Kenny: Fuck if I care, lets go ring their motherfucking bells.
Carley: O_o
Larry: (rolls eyes)
In the barn, Kenny and Lee were dealing with the "lock"
Kenny: Hey Lee, do you how to pick a --
Lee: Fuck you Kenny! And don't even think about it!
Kenny: I was just asking...sheesh...
Lee: Urbans...
[to Omid and Chista] "You two would be great for her. Just promise me that you won't just leave her unattended in a gas station bathroom while you go fuck off and bone each other."
"Keep that hair short...And stay away from strange dogs you don't know."
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All of this could have been avoided if it wasn't for that walkie talkie
Clem: Hey look i put some stickers on my walkie talkie!
Lee:..... SMASH IT!!!
Haha Lee finally get his revenge!
Dear Spambot,
Lee: You should keep your eyes on the road.
Cop: Wait what?
Lee: Uhh, I want to hear the rest of the story.
Lee: I never trusted dogs.
lee: *feels little pain in left arm* *looks down at left arm*
lee: thats weird... *walks off*
Omid: Where'd he go?
Lee: Don't worry. He'll be back and so will that stache...
Christa: Wait wa
Lee: Nothing.. Let's keep moving!
Clem: shut up larry
Lee and the others: O_O
Carver is now scared of Urbans.
39 years later Carver finds a cabin and knocks on the door.
'Hello?" says Carver. An eleven year old girl opens the door.
"Sup," The girl wearing a baseball cap with the letter "D" on it says.
Carver then screams internally.
Lee: i know just make sure you better fuck up troy for me do you understand?
Kenny: wait wha-?
Lee: oh nothing i was talking to uhm my watch yeah
* 2 years later *
Clem: * runs and get's hit by troy *
Kenny: CLEMENTINE NO YOU MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU ....wait a minute did lee told me about this?....WTF