How do I get a couple together?
Well, last night I learned two of my friends liked each other. Of course, they're awkward teens so they don't know how to really talk about it. I want to see if I can give them a little push to understand each other. I tried to take the blunt way and tell them the other one liked them but they didn't believe me.
I could come up with good ways to help them...Like Josh's plan from Until Dawn...But I'm emotionally drained so I come to the second best place for ideas, the Internet.
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I find it kind of funny how there was a thread titled 'How do I break up a couple?' and now this.
I noticed after posting it. Lmao
I thought it was the same guy lol
OK, so you get them alone in a room with just you and them. You stare creepy at both of them until they decide to either leave together or just group up with each other to avoid. Boom! Romance! And the end of your social but that is a small sacrifice.
Invite them both to go out somewhere and go in the restroom the whole time so they're forced to talk with eachother
its simple
They're both good friends so they're used to me being weird, it won't make either leave. It'll probably start a starring contest.
Closing that discussion was unfair. I had so many, many ideas.
Kind of like Rhys and Sasha in episode 3?
Or you know, you can force them into the restroom...
Tell one to ask the other out, and if the other turns them down tell your friend they get one freee punch on you. Worst case, you get punched no big deal.
nooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Might as well share them here, Golden may need them in the future.
Like I said, awkward teens, they won't.
Hmm, good idea.
Any information is useful information.
Better not. My plans included bribery, photoshop, fake letters and sleeping pills. Moderators would ban me again.
Check this: http://www.wikihow.com/Break-Up-a-Couple
Breaking up couples is easier than connecting people. All I can think of is Human Centipede.
It's always easier tearing something down than building it up.
Ooooh, I can do this....
Tell me if you need more ideas Bruh...
Have a sleepover and play 7 minutes in heaven or invite them to a movie but then leave halfway through so they're alone in a dark theatre where anything can happen...
anything.
Make them go through a traumatic experience.
Recreate the saw scene from Until Dawn. That's a pretty effective method.
The only thing i can think of is locking them up together and letting them talk, not in your basement or something like that, just a room.
A basement is a room. It's the idea of locking people up that's worrying, not so much the location.
get them both drunk and then get them to make out.
It's not meant to be creepy or anything, just to let them talk for a while.
Man... I used to be just like that... "aww... what if she says no... eh... I don't know" and now I'm all like worst case scenario she says no, it won't be the end of the world. But now I have friends who are just like that so I can sympathise. I don't know, scream "JUST DO IT" at them or something
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Whenever I see the word DO IT!!! I can't help but hear Shia Labeouf...
That's the point
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Aren't you lovely.
Here's the thing, when two of my good friends like each other but don't know it, I'm not going to let them blissfully suffer till they give up. That has happened too many times to myself, so I'm going to act like a good friend and actually try and help instead of watch two people tear themselves apart.
Now, here's a question for yourself, couldn't you have "minded your own fucking business" instead of replying so rudely? You could, but from your previous posts I see subtlety isn't your strong suit.
Probably my favorite idea yet.
They'd never drink alcohol.
I actually already screamed "JUST DO IT", that was plan A.
They'd just get pissed off at me and somehow get the door open.
Third one sounds good, especially combined with Until Dawn Josh treatment.
I was half expecting a salt lick related idea.
Kewl, my class went camping a few weeks ago so I know my stuff...
That might be for later stages Bruh...
You have stories then?
Nothing better to bond over then a parent's head being crushed.
Writes down: Cannibal farmers and saltlicks = romantic weekend
Yup.
Do tell.