Yeah, we UTTERLY destroyed his skull and then the best part is: the guy's hot daughter was crying over the body LOL, and I was just sitting there on his dead body and guess what she does? She literally stares at me and starts praying or something XD
Wadō has a lot of similarities with other forms of Karate, so pretty offense oriented. There was a special emphasis movement control and performing katas. I wasn't that great at it, but I learned enough.
Aikido is such a cool martial art.
Wadō has a lot of similarities with other forms of Karate, so pretty offense oriented. There was a special emphasis movement control and performing katas. I wasn't that great at it, but I learned enough.
On a serious note it would have to be the time where I did 80-90 curl-ups(it was somewhere between those numbers) and 3 minute planks, I outranked everyone in my class.
I was backpacking with my cousin and we happened upon a black bear with two cubs,15 feet or less away. The bear reared up and smacked its paws down on the ground and let out a loud huff before moving on. We pretty much just stayed as still as we could, so we technically didn't do anything bad ass, but it was still a pretty intense moment.
I was backpacking with my cousin and we happened upon a black bear with two cubs,15 feet or less away. The bear reared up and smacked its pa… morews down on the ground and let out a loud huff before moving on. We pretty much just stayed as still as we could, so we technically didn't do anything bad ass, but it was still a pretty intense moment.
Tell few stories I'm proud of not sure if badass but all moments are special to me
Well happened in this school long story I was hated because I was born in a rival city by the school my parents got divorced so I moved away to middle of nowhere who hated the capital city I was getting so much abuse everyday to the point I hated going in everyday. So just decided one day why I'm I always trying to impress people who treat me like sh*t I don't want their approval in fact I'll treat people how they treat me for now on.
These guys basically taught there were the coolest in the school and everyone was beneath them. I never did anything to them they just hated me because where I was from and made me feel like dirt everyday.
So I go into first class that morning I see one of the guys who always says bad stuff about me just staring at me giving me a disgusted stare. I stand up walk up to him and say "WTF ARE U LOOKING AT" and I sit beside him for the full class he is completely silent whole class his so scared not expecting my reaction.
Few days later must have told his friends to attack I get the ball in GAA training for the school his best friend runs up to me and punches me twice in the stomach as hard as he could. Bring it on I wait for him to get the ball and punch him 4 times in the face he just fell to the ground in shock. They never tried that again
So they quickly find out they will need to gang up to take me down so I was getting changed for PE and I feel hand on my shoulder. I turn around 4 guys with their fists clenched ready to attack they were doing this in front of whole class. I push the guy away and just laugh you really have no idea do you guys. You lay so much as a finger on me I will kill you all so please hit me make my day. I stare them all out and clench my fist. All of them suddenly back off scared and none of them ever bothered me again.
2, Next school go to move back with my dad to the capital
Few weeks in there was this guy who was boxing champ of the city his fathers a war vet as well he was boxing since he could walk everyone was scared of him and he bullied everyone no one dare ever fight him anyone who ever did just got knocked out. He was untouchable in the school
Anyway walking in the hall I was the new guy I was having a really bad day one of those days where don't want to talk to anyone. Suddenly he runs up jumps on my back pulls me down on the ground. I stand up and just see everyone in my class laughing at me, my mind just said to myself not today. I walk up to him give him a little push to get him off balance and I hit him as hard as I could with my left hook his head did a 360 he fell on the ground dazed I walk over and the teacher moves in the way. The teacher tells us to shake hands and say sorry. I wait for him to get up look him in the eyes, shake his hand and say I forgive you. The guy would not even look at me again after that XD
The next break so many people came up to me shaking my hand saying thank you so many told me how he use to bully them and the whole school called me rocky for now on.
3: Found out a guy was bullying my twin saying awful things and hitting him daily. So I waited for the guy to be in a place where he feels safe the line walking into his next class with his class. I grabbed him by the scruff of his jumper and stared him out.
Me: You ever touch my twin again I will beat the sh*t out of you I don't care where you are. DO YOU UNDERSTAND
Him: ERRR(he was so scared)
Me: I SAID DO YOU UNDERSTAND I WILL NOT REPEAT MYSELF
Him: Y..ess I...I promise
Me: good, nice tie btw enjoy your class bro
He never bullied my twin again
Might add few more later not a violent person at all btw in fact a person in my college a few days ago called me Mr: happy because I'm always smiling and laughing but when moments come when I need to stand up I do
Yeah, we UTTERLY destroyed his skull and then the best part is: the guy's hot daughter was crying over the body LOL, and I was just sitting … morethere on his dead body and guess what she does? She literally stares at me and starts praying or something XD
We fucked dat shit up on that night....
I think I got a few. A lot happened when I was still in school.
In gym class back in high school, one of my most favourite things to do was dodge-ball games. We often had variations, like using matts as barriers or using medics to get a downed player up. But that's besides the point. I was actually one of the best dodgers in my class despite being slightly chubby in the gut and having asthma. One time my entire team was down and I was the only one standing. I was able to dodge a lot of the throws, including very close-quarter ones too. One guy came in close with two balls and I just ducked and swerved both throws, he was literally next to me. A ball was next to me at that time, grabbed it and boop. He was down. I think I lasted about a minute until I got hit by one of the throwers, but it was really fun. Sometimes when my team is losing my adrenaline kicks I get slightly annoyed that we're losing (I can be very competitive), I just go full ape, picking up many balls as I can and just close in to the line to smash throw at them and get them out of the game (sometimes I can go too rough, can't help it though). I'm more of a wild card in sports games. At times I suck badly, at times I just dominate.
One more on ball games, this one wasn't exactly intentional and I never really done anything. In one of the 4 way capture-the-flag dodge-ball games, where the boys and girls had to share gym class during a bus cancellation day, I was doing some throwing on one of the team's fields (we were allowed the cross over obviously) and when I turned around, a saw ball my teacher throw. He was on my side and I think he was trying to pass it to someone behind me. However, the ball hit me square on the face in full force. I just stood there and took it all, never felt any pain or even flinched. My teacher just looked in awe with an "oh shit" face. lol Truth be told I've been hit in the face by soccer balls, dodge balls and basketballs about 90 times through my child-and-teenhood. So my face got used to being hit. xD
On occasion, I used to participate with play fights during school days. Obviously I would get injured on occasion, but me and the others knew how to be careful and sneaky about it most of the time. I actually used to really love fighting when I was younger, but these days I'm much more mellow. Me and a lot of kids used to watch Dragon Ball Z as a kid, so we took the play fights as sparring. Or was that just me? .....Eh, anyway, one time there were several of us play fighting in the snow (at the time I was like 8 or something) when I don't remember what exactly happened, by ended up having all the kids holding onto me, pulling me back as I was closing in on somebody. I don't remember being serious about it. I was a big kid so we all pretended I was like Broly or something. And I think me pulling me them with me as I marched forward made that role fitting. Haha
Ah good times. Not exactly badass but they're the closest I got.
Now if you excuse me, I'm in the urge to continue ME3, so I'm....
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I was born. I guess that counts?
I had a bowl of nails for breakfast...without any milk.
Standing in front of an audience and giving a speech. I had a huge social anxiety at the time.
It sounds better if you say it like this:
I clawed my way out from my own mother's womb and let out a primal scream for all to hear.
I don't mean to brag, but I've flipped a couple of pancakes in my time.
I killed myself
Ha ha?...
I had a huge owl perched on my arm when I was little.
Kinda like this but imagine the owl five times bigger.
The claws hurt like hell!
During a game of dodgeball, I did a dodge roll from a hail of balls coming at me.
7 Years of martial arts training paid off!!!
well there are somethings that I considered badass but im not so sure they would be considered badass to others lol.
I've killed someone: no joke.
Me and a mustached man ganged up on him and we smashed his head in, just talking about it makes me feel extra saltyyy
Hell yea! Fuckin' fucked that guy up some huh?
Yeah, we UTTERLY destroyed his skull and then the best part is: the guy's hot daughter was crying over the body LOL, and I was just sitting there on his dead body and guess what she does? She literally stares at me and starts praying or something XD
We fucked dat shit up on that night....
What kind? I did a few years of Wadō Ryū myself.
Nice. Mine was Aikido. I think you mentioned it once a long time ago.
I've never heard of Wado Ryu. Is it more defensive or offensive?
lmao
Aikido is such a cool martial art.
Wadō has a lot of similarities with other forms of Karate, so pretty offense oriented. There was a special emphasis movement control and performing katas. I wasn't that great at it, but I learned enough.
Aikido IS damn cool. You've tried it right?
My favorite part about each class was being thrown around by the sensei. It hurts, but it's damn fun.
Well, you know, I had some Frosted Flakes today.
Without any milk?
Did a month in college, but ran out of money, not much stuck, but it was cool.
Nah man, I had it with some 1% milk.
Stepped on a Lego, not just one but two.
On a serious note it would have to be the time where I did 80-90 curl-ups(it was somewhere between those numbers) and 3 minute planks, I outranked everyone in my class.
I wore nothing but a t-shirt in -15° C weather. So bad ass right?
I once pulled a hamstring pleasuring myself. Pretty badass right?
One time, i knocked a coffee cup off the counter by mistake and caught it before it hit the ground.
Just the t-shirt?
Best comment so far. 10/10. Bonus points if it's true.
I wear t-shirts year round, so it'd just be a normal day for me.
I was backpacking with my cousin and we happened upon a black bear with two cubs,15 feet or less away. The bear reared up and smacked its paws down on the ground and let out a loud huff before moving on. We pretty much just stayed as still as we could, so we technically didn't do anything bad ass, but it was still a pretty intense moment.
Should've suplexed that bear
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Tell few stories I'm proud of not sure if badass but all moments are special to me
These guys basically taught there were the coolest in the school and everyone was beneath them. I never did anything to them they just hated me because where I was from and made me feel like dirt everyday.
So I go into first class that morning I see one of the guys who always says bad stuff about me just staring at me giving me a disgusted stare. I stand up walk up to him and say "WTF ARE U LOOKING AT" and I sit beside him for the full class he is completely silent whole class his so scared not expecting my reaction.
Few days later must have told his friends to attack I get the ball in GAA training for the school his best friend runs up to me and punches me twice in the stomach as hard as he could. Bring it on I wait for him to get the ball and punch him 4 times in the face he just fell to the ground in shock. They never tried that again
So they quickly find out they will need to gang up to take me down so I was getting changed for PE and I feel hand on my shoulder. I turn around 4 guys with their fists clenched ready to attack they were doing this in front of whole class. I push the guy away and just laugh you really have no idea do you guys. You lay so much as a finger on me I will kill you all so please hit me make my day. I stare them all out and clench my fist. All of them suddenly back off scared and none of them ever bothered me again.
2, Next school go to move back with my dad to the capital
Few weeks in there was this guy who was boxing champ of the city his fathers a war vet as well he was boxing since he could walk everyone was scared of him and he bullied everyone no one dare ever fight him anyone who ever did just got knocked out. He was untouchable in the school
Anyway walking in the hall I was the new guy I was having a really bad day one of those days where don't want to talk to anyone. Suddenly he runs up jumps on my back pulls me down on the ground. I stand up and just see everyone in my class laughing at me, my mind just said to myself not today. I walk up to him give him a little push to get him off balance and I hit him as hard as I could with my left hook his head did a 360 he fell on the ground dazed I walk over and the teacher moves in the way. The teacher tells us to shake hands and say sorry. I wait for him to get up look him in the eyes, shake his hand and say I forgive you. The guy would not even look at me again after that XD
The next break so many people came up to me shaking my hand saying thank you so many told me how he use to bully them and the whole school called me rocky for now on.
3: Found out a guy was bullying my twin saying awful things and hitting him daily. So I waited for the guy to be in a place where he feels safe the line walking into his next class with his class. I grabbed him by the scruff of his jumper and stared him out.
Me: You ever touch my twin again I will beat the sh*t out of you I don't care where you are. DO YOU UNDERSTAND
Him: ERRR(he was so scared)
Me: I SAID DO YOU UNDERSTAND I WILL NOT REPEAT MYSELF
Him: Y..ess I...I promise
Me: good, nice tie btw enjoy your class bro
He never bullied my twin again
Might add few more later not a violent person at all btw in fact a person in my college a few days ago called me Mr: happy because I'm always smiling and laughing but when moments come when I need to stand up I do
Holy shit, not many of us can be badass all year round.
I never wear pants. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Are you talking about this guy?
I think I got a few. A lot happened when I was still in school.
In gym class back in high school, one of my most favourite things to do was dodge-ball games. We often had variations, like using matts as barriers or using medics to get a downed player up. But that's besides the point. I was actually one of the best dodgers in my class despite being slightly chubby in the gut and having asthma. One time my entire team was down and I was the only one standing. I was able to dodge a lot of the throws, including very close-quarter ones too. One guy came in close with two balls and I just ducked and swerved both throws, he was literally next to me. A ball was next to me at that time, grabbed it and boop. He was down. I think I lasted about a minute until I got hit by one of the throwers, but it was really fun. Sometimes when my team is losing my adrenaline kicks I get slightly annoyed that we're losing (I can be very competitive), I just go full ape, picking up many balls as I can and just close in to the line to smash throw at them and get them out of the game (sometimes I can go too rough, can't help it though). I'm more of a wild card in sports games. At times I suck badly, at times I just dominate.
One more on ball games, this one wasn't exactly intentional and I never really done anything. In one of the 4 way capture-the-flag dodge-ball games, where the boys and girls had to share gym class during a bus cancellation day, I was doing some throwing on one of the team's fields (we were allowed the cross over obviously) and when I turned around, a saw ball my teacher throw. He was on my side and I think he was trying to pass it to someone behind me. However, the ball hit me square on the face in full force. I just stood there and took it all, never felt any pain or even flinched. My teacher just looked in awe with an "oh shit" face. lol Truth be told I've been hit in the face by soccer balls, dodge balls and basketballs about 90 times through my child-and-teenhood. So my face got used to being hit. xD
On occasion, I used to participate with play fights during school days. Obviously I would get injured on occasion, but me and the others knew how to be careful and sneaky about it most of the time. I actually used to really love fighting when I was younger, but these days I'm much more mellow. Me and a lot of kids used to watch Dragon Ball Z as a kid, so we took the play fights as sparring. Or was that just me? .....Eh, anyway, one time there were several of us play fighting in the snow (at the time I was like 8 or something) when I don't remember what exactly happened, by ended up having all the kids holding onto me, pulling me back as I was closing in on somebody. I don't remember being serious about it. I was a big kid so we all pretended I was like Broly or something. And I think me pulling me them with me as I marched forward made that role fitting. Haha
Ah good times. Not exactly badass but they're the closest I got.
Now if you excuse me, I'm in the urge to continue ME3, so I'm....