Omegle thread (gone sexual) (almost shot)

AquaeManeAquaeMane Banned
edited April 2016 in General Chat

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  • AquaeManeAquaeMane Banned
    edited April 2016

    Stranger 1: ty

    Stranger 2: U a good dog

    Stranger 2: Sit

    Stranger 1: sat

    Stranger 2: I got a big treat for u

    Stranger 2: Open wide

    Stranger 1: no ty

    Stranger 2: I knw u wNt it

    Stranger 1: nope

    Stranger 1: keep it

    Stranger 2: It's chocolate

    Stranger 1: ok bye

    Stranger 2: :(

  • THIS ONE HAS SOME BAD WORDS SO YOU KNOW
    Is it really ogre? for shrek

    Stranger 1: Hey, stranger. Are you gay?

    Stranger 2: Not that I'm aware of. Why?

    Stranger 1: Well, why not?

    Stranger 2: Are you?

    Stranger 1: No.

    Stranger 2: Then what's your problem?

    Stranger 1: I'm halfway there.

    Stranger 2: You're only 1/2 gay?

    Stranger 1: Uh-huh.

    Stranger 2: How does that work?

    Stranger 1: Bisexual.

    Stranger 2: I don't think that's half gay. I think that's just bi.

    Stranger 1: What are you, some straight dude?

    Stranger 2: Nah.

    Stranger 1: Then?

    Stranger 2: I am a being of pure unbridled rage.

    Stranger 1: What you is.

    Stranger 1: Nah, you're a straight dude.

    Stranger 2: That would definitely make things easier.

    Stranger 1: You seem so angry. Sit down.

    Stranger 2: I am sitting down.

    Stranger 1: Good man. Now, pants off, and boxers.

    Stranger 2: I ain't wearing boxers, my dude.

    Stranger 1: Well, whatever is down there, just take it all off.

    Stranger 2: Now what.

    Stranger 1: Now give me your address.

    Stranger 2: You gonna come fuck me up?

    Stranger 1: No, you seem stressed. I'm just gonna milk your dick, I think you need it.

    Stranger 2: How you gonna milk a dick that isn't there?

    Stranger 1: Well, do you have a boyfriend?

    Stranger 2: Nope.

    Stranger 1: Then, I guess I'm gonna milk my dick onto you.

    Stranger 2: You can't. I am incorporeal.

    Stranger 1: That's a shame. I'm gonna make it happen, whether you like it or not.

    Stranger 2: I am a being of raw emotion. I have no body.

    Stranger 1: I'll see that when I get there. Ciao.

    Stranger 1 has disconnected

  • THIS ONE HAS SOME BAD WORDS SO YOU KNOW
    Is it really ogre? for shrek

    Stranger 1: Hey, stranger. Are you gay?

    Stranger 2: Not that I'm aware of. Why?

    Stranger 1: Well, why not?

    Stranger 2: Are you?

    Stranger 1: No.

    Stranger 2: Then what's your problem?

    Stranger 1: I'm halfway there.

    Stranger 2: You're only 1/2 gay?

    Stranger 1: Uh-huh.

    Stranger 2: How does that work?

    Stranger 1: Bisexual.

    Stranger 2: I don't think that's half gay. I think that's just bi.

    Stranger 1: What are you, some straight dude?

    Stranger 2: Nah.

    Stranger 1: Then?

    Stranger 2: I am a being of pure unbridled rage.

    Stranger 1: What you is.

    Stranger 1: Nah, you're a straight dude.

    Stranger 2: That would definitely make things easier.

    Stranger 1: You seem so angry. Sit down.

    Stranger 2: I am sitting down.

    Stranger 1: Good man. Now, pants off, and boxers.

    Stranger 2: I ain't wearing boxers, my dude.

    Stranger 1: Well, whatever is down there, just take it all off.

    Stranger 2: Now what.

    Stranger 1: Now give me your address.

    Stranger 2: You gonna come fuck me up?

    Stranger 1: No, you seem stressed. I'm just gonna milk your dick, I think you need it.

    Stranger 2: How you gonna milk a dick that isn't there?

    Stranger 1: Well, do you have a boyfriend?

    Stranger 2: Nope.

    Stranger 1: Then, I guess I'm gonna milk my dick onto you.

    Stranger 2: You can't. I am incorporeal.

    Stranger 1: That's a shame. I'm gonna make it happen, whether you like it or not.

    Stranger 2: I am a being of raw emotion. I have no body.

    Stranger 1: I'll see that when I get there. Ciao.

    Stranger 1 has disconnected

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