Bore them to death with an in-depth explanation of the plot of Final Fantasy Tactics. I will deliver this in the form of a publicly televised speech, as well as broadcasting it from the skies via drones armed with high powered speakers. The speech will be given in my normal monotone voice and will last for years.
"What if they just plug their ears?" You may ask. Well, then they wont be able to hear their enemies closing in on them and my job is done for me.
"What if there is a guy that is actually interested in what I'm saying?" Entirely impossible.
I'd get Toby Keith to write a song about putting a boot up their ass, and then I'd send a bunch of Jehovah Witnesses over there to bang on their tents early in the morning just to piss them off. And maybe out of frustration they'd freaking kill themselves.
What I mean by this, a lot of members are there for their personal gain like money, while others actually believe to their cause. Now I wonder how that would crumble if they got a better deal than their risky way of making their personal lives more luxurious.
But let's face it, they're different from typical criminals. Some of them can't be bribed from their cause.
Appeal to their greed.
What I mean by this, a lot of members are there for their personal gain like money, while others actually believe … moreto their cause. Now I wonder how that would crumble if they got a better deal than their risky way of making their personal lives more luxurious.
But let's face it, they're different from typical criminals. Some of them can't be bribed from their cause.
In seriousness, they shall not exist for much longer as the large orginisation that they currently are. They are beset on all sides by enemies with virtually no allies to them whatsoever.
Sure, this shan't eliminate the problem entirely, but still.
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Nuke the fuckers.
And vote for Trump.
By creating a thread on a online forum about the most effective ways of defeating them.
Send Linda the Destroyer.
Bore them to death with an in-depth explanation of the plot of Final Fantasy Tactics. I will deliver this in the form of a publicly televised speech, as well as broadcasting it from the skies via drones armed with high powered speakers. The speech will be given in my normal monotone voice and will last for years.
"What if they just plug their ears?" You may ask. Well, then they wont be able to hear their enemies closing in on them and my job is done for me.
"What if there is a guy that is actually interested in what I'm saying?" Entirely impossible.
This plan is flawless. Vote for me 2016.
Caprpet bombing with pig's blood or putting the rarest Pokemon there. ISIS would fall within week under the pressure of the pokemon trainers.
I'd get Toby Keith to write a song about putting a boot up their ass, and then I'd send a bunch of Jehovah Witnesses over there to bang on their tents early in the morning just to piss them off. And maybe out of frustration they'd freaking kill themselves.
Jihad John: Your time to pay the ransom is up! Death to the kuffir, allahu akbar
Scyther used Guillotoine.
It's a One-Hit K.O.
Hostage fainted.
This bad boy.
With love.
I would nuke them with Harambe memes because nothing is more deadly than old shitty memes.
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Pigs blood bombs and "beef" jerky rations. That would be funny af.
Savagery
"Goat Simulator" game should keep them occupied.
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Whoa whoa whoa! you can't just go around telling the truth like that buddy, it's offensive!
The best savage of Olympics 2k16.
A hint pls.
Appeal to their greed.
What I mean by this, a lot of members are there for their personal gain like money, while others actually believe to their cause. Now I wonder how that would crumble if they got a better deal than their risky way of making their personal lives more luxurious.
But let's face it, they're different from typical criminals. Some of them can't be bribed from their cause.
Nah killing every single one of them is way better, less morons on this world.
Amen to that, brother.
Send them silly animal videos. That ought to calm them down.
In seriousness, they shall not exist for much longer as the large orginisation that they currently are. They are beset on all sides by enemies with virtually no allies to them whatsoever.
Sure, this shan't eliminate the problem entirely, but still.