What does Selina want with Bruce?

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  • yes they need to become our slaves!!1

    Poogers555 posted: »

    Yeah what the FUCK. Telltale staff should never interact with the community and should just be locked up and work all day 24/7 and never get to go home!

  • [removed]

    Scaeva posted: »

    To sit on the couch approximately 3 feet apart watching reruns of Friends.

  • Hello

    kessjrause posted: »

    hahahahaha [ awkwardly hides telltale staff button ] yeah, what weirdos. super duper weirdos.

  • god damnit ultimate

    you couldve said it in a subtle way

    how many times do i have to tell you

  • emilybuckshotemilybuckshot Former Telltale Staff
    edited October 2016

    Hey guys, I'm not gonna post on this thread any more. I hope you have fun and enjoy the game.

    ..And Telltale staff slacking off instead of working on Episode 3 and TWD..

  • kessjrausekessjrause Former Telltale Staff

    I like that Emily has the power to turn this into the start of an AA session.
    "Hi, I'm Jess, and I'm a Telltale Staff Member"
    [ monotone ] "Hi Jess."

    Also, I can't get verified until Tuesday for ~reasons~

    JESS VERIFY THYSELF Jess is a new associate writer at telltale, everyone say hello.

  • edited October 2016

    FUCK HUMANITY!!!

    yes they need to become our slaves!!1

  • rest in peace

    Hey guys, I'm not gonna post on this thread any more. I hope you have fun and enjoy the game.

  • tbh i actually feel bad now

    Hey guys, I'm not gonna post on this thread any more. I hope you have fun and enjoy the game.

  • A lot of people will automatically assume that it's something of an intimate nature, which I truly doubt. Although the rating for the episode is M due to violence and sexual references (I forget the actual word and I can't find the site that had stated the rating for it), I doubt that it means there will actually be any sexual content withing the game itself.

    Bruce and Selina have only known each other for an extremely short amount of time and I doubt that they would do too much with each other at this point. If Selina does try to make an advancement towards Bruce, I'm guessing you either get the choice to accept her advancement (but you'll be interrupted by Alfred or something important) or to deny it, or you won't be given a choice and Bruce will most likely decline her advances.

    We also need to bring into light that we have NO CLUE what happened prior to the scene between Bruce and Selina, so something could've been taken and Batman could be in the possession of something valuable that Selina wants. Or, Bruce could have vital information that she also wants. We also don't know the entire conversation before the scene between Bruce and Selina, so there's that. Also, if you pay good enough attention to Selina as well as her tone of voice in the first and second episode, her voice is a creamy tone and seems like she's always flirting with Bruce, when she's only making conversation. So, apply that to the scene that happened between them, it very well could be that she's asking for something OTHER than sex.

    So, in my honest opinion, it could be something NOT of a carnal nature that Selina wants from Bruce, but something more materialistic.

    (Do remember, people, that this is only my own opinion!!)

  • ...so Catwoman ain't gonna get no Batpenis?

    Like that?

    god damnit ultimate you couldve said it in a subtle way how many times do i have to tell you

  • That should do it.

    ...so Catwoman ain't gonna get no Batpenis? Like that?

  • Please don't over use large letters.

    FUCK HUMANITY!!!

  • ..And Telltale staff slacking off instead of working on Episode 3 and TWD..

    Now that's really not necessary. Jeez, and people wonder why staff don't post much.

    ..And Telltale staff slacking off instead of working on Episode 3 and TWD..

  • Let's please keep jokes from getting too blatant and explicit, please. Thanks.

  • Oh okay. I'm sorry for that.

    Please don't over use large letters.

  • I think it might be too late...

    Let's please keep jokes from getting too blatant and explicit, please. Thanks.

  • edited October 2016

    ...so Bruce is not going to ██████████████████?

    A lot of people will automatically assume that it's something of an intimate nature, which I truly doubt. Although the rating for the episod

  • No offense, but I'm going to be blunt - yeah, you kinda should feel bad. Staff members or not, they are still people.

    tbh i actually feel bad now

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    No offense, but I'm going to be blunt - yeah, you kinda should feel bad. Staff members or not, they are still people.

  • edited October 2016

    Hmm. Maybe she's still wanting the data drive? This drive was supposed to help at the warehouse, but then also had all this incriminating evidence on Falcone. What else could be on there?

    Selina has every reason to want to cover her backside now that shit is hitting the fan, so maybe the drive is somehow still a bargaining chip for her. Or it could be a killer brownie recipe that's on there.

    A lot of people will automatically assume that it's something of an intimate nature, which I truly doubt. Although the rating for the episod

  • Don't make me block you.

    That comment was unnecessary.

    ...so Bruce is not going to ██████████████████?

  • I think it's her mothers secret brownie recipe on that data drive!

    Dozurany posted: »

    Hmm. Maybe she's still wanting the data drive? This drive was supposed to help at the warehouse, but then also had all this incriminating

  • Yes, please!!

    Let's please keep jokes from getting too blatant and explicit, please. Thanks.

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    Let's please keep jokes from getting too blatant and explicit, please. Thanks.

  • ..And Telltale staff slacking off instead of working on Episode 3 and TWD.. Now that's really not necessary. Jeez, and people wonder why staff don't post much.

  • DeltinoDeltino Moderator

    Alright, I took care of it

    ...by adding unnecessary censor bars to his post instead!

    Don't make me block you. That comment was unnecessary.

  • Maybe all she wants from Bruce is

    I think it's her mothers secret brownie recipe on that data drive!

  • Hmm. I'm confused. Does she want a fat man shouting, or Skittles? I'm assuming yes

    Poogers555 posted: »

    Maybe all she wants from Bruce is

  • Alright, this post was fun for the last couple of days.

    But now it's just getting out of control lmao shut it down

    Deltino posted: »

    Alright, I took care of it ...by adding unnecessary censor bars to his post instead!

  • Don't make me block you

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    Don't make me block you. That comment was unnecessary.

  • Thank you

    Deltino posted: »

    Alright, I took care of it ...by adding unnecessary censor bars to his post instead!

  • This is pretty probable. I thought that the object was only useful insofar as it was necessary for the rest of that episode. It would be interesting if she got closer, stabbed you in the back to seize it, ratted the identity to Penguin.

  • Dare I say...his Batawang?

  • Selina wants to take Bruce out for some "coffee" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • edited October 2016

    I bet she wants to pour it on his...and then suck the coffee off of his...you know. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Selina wants to take Bruce out for some "coffee" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Damn I missed the staff meetup

  • I bet she wants to pour it on his..

    batarang

    and then suck the coffee off of his...

    Grapple gun

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    I bet she wants to pour it on his...and then suck the coffee off of his...you know. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    I bet she wants to pour it on his.. batarang and then suck the coffee off of his... Grapple gun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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