Who is the THICCEST Telltale character? (Poll)
Now let this be CLEAR. This is a 100% serious thread, so I expect nothing but A+ discussion here. Today we will answer the age old question of Who is the most T H I C C Telltale character
I have nominated the following characters from Telltale's recent games based on how important they are. Don't forget to vote either! https://strawpoll.com/2ccayc4
Bonus time! Bonus time! The thiccness isnt done here! Now we have game specific polls!
TWD: https://strawpoll.com/fc82a1a
GOT: https://strawpoll.com/ee8scwd
BATMAN: https://strawpoll.com/zx99ag1
BORDERLANDS: https://strawpoll.com/5z4x1fe
WOLF: https://strawpoll.com/csrrf99
Thiccest Male: https://strawpoll.com/98s7w1x
Thiccest Female : https://strawpoll.com/zr9r785
And one more time the grand master of all thiccness!
Comments
Thread Of The Year.
I have to say... Colin's.
Look at how huge and round it is, it fits my dream ass description perfectly!
Colin
(wtf)
This thread.
Colin, but no Maybelle.
Poogs further establishing how basic a f he is.
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
How did I possibly know who this was?
This was more difficult than expected.
From TWD probably Javi.
Hard to tell for GoT, but let's say Mira.
All three from Batman are pretty thicc to be honest, I think I'm gonna choose Selina.
Easily Fiona for TFTB. Wait, did you intentionally make Sasha skinnier in that picture? >:(
And from TWAU, definitely Colin.
Colin wins overall, he's nothing but thiccness.
all 'bout dat loaderbutt, unf
TWD: Javi
GOT: Mira
Batman: Selina
TFTBL: Sasha
TWAU: Colin
Overall: Colin
Quality thread.
Anywho, Colin obviously wins.
Just updated this godly thread to add even more options to the voting for the thiccness, get to it people!
Selina. Duh.
But who's the thiccest animal? Batman, Catwoman, Wolf or Colin?
Will we see best boobies thread? With Maybelle?
Why oh why did I know this thread was made by Poogers?
But the real question is, how thicc is Poogs?
It bothers me that if it weren't for this thread I'd have never found out what a great butt Javi has.
Lol Colin all the way. Dat ass.
Collin for sure. I'd love me some of that bacon.
lol when I saw the OP I wasn't surprised
What the fuck.
Collin takes the cake but Rueben has a nice square and blocky one ok that sounded weird when I said it out loud just because of the fact that it's minecraft.
I've noticed that for a while.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't really get how Selina is thicc. She's hot, but that ain't thicc, guys.
We are officially at the cutting-edge of shitposting
the game has changed
All of these are nice, but I have to go with Fiona. Not too stuffed, not too slim.
U L T R A T H I C C
Also, I can't believe you forgot the other girls from Fabletown, what are you blind?
Colin is thicc af
TWD: Lee
GOT: Mira
Batman: Selina
TFTB: Fiona
TWAU: Snow
Male: Lee
Female: Selina
Overall: Lee
Maybe one day I'll make the extreme THICC thread one day, every Telltale character ever!
Your thread got noticed @Poogers555
No one touches my Clem you fuckin pedos!
HOOO BOOOIIII
@emilybuckshot
Yup, that's why she looks so scared
Just the perks of my continuation of incredible topics to discuss!