Surely one of the worst for me is the Seventh Son, that piece of garbage nearly made my eyes do a 360 roll with its cheesy dialogues, characters, story and cliches. Doesn't help that I actually read some of the books the film is supposedly "adapted" from and, believe me, I wasn't nitpicking tiny details because the film is nothing like the books, they just slapped the characters' name on a low-tier fantasy film and called it a day.
Transformers 4. By God does that movie disgust me.
I'm legitimately traumatized by how horrifically bad that film was. As a small kid, I was really into the first two Transformers movies. Once the third one hit, I began to drop of the franchise. I began to mature and realize that the transformers movies were inherently flawed, but I couldn't shake the feeling of some sort of charm to them. Perhaps it was just nostalgia blinding me, but those movies were not utter train wrecks in my eyes. But Transformers Age of Extinction was the first Transformers movie I watched, unbias and untainted, and it was a truly repulsive experience.
While yes, there are other movies that are subjectively worse than Transformers 4, you can see that maybe, at least one person gave an iota of a shit about what they were doing. But Transformers 4 was a blemish on the entirety of human history, that must be forgotten. If I can say anything in any way that is positive about this series of moving pictures I refuse to call a "movie", it's that it can be viewed by future alien species after the inevitable death of humanity as a warning to never sink to this level of greed and sliminess. Every part of the movie is a fucking edge to make money. Every character is fucking boring and completely unlikable. The only characters that were worth any sort of emotion personally was Bumblebee and Optimus Prime, because at least I have had happy memories attached to them at some point in my life. Meanwhile you have Fatfucktimus running around spouting out some of the most moronic and unfunny shite I have ever had the displeasure of having to hear in my life and you have Asianatron running around being a ninja. We're suppose to care about him because, what, he's a fucking ninja? The other bots have been completely eradicated from my mind, which I'm thankful for. Furthermore, the human characters are only slightly more bearable than these fucking robotic assholes, and the creepiness of casting a 17 year old and sexualising her at every given moment doesn't help. Don't even get me started on the acting for Christ's sake.
The CGI is fucking shite. You never know whats happening half the time, and the dinobots are in it for 0.6 seconds and are not worth your time, they're just robot dinosaurs.
The blatant glorification of China is not a fucking coincidence, by the way. Have fun trying to find anything interesting they do with playing with any Chinese culture, because it focuses on the same generic white people in a fucking factory. The only reason they are in China is because they wanted to maximize profit and open the film to the people of China, which was fucking ingenious, as it opened as the No. 1 movie in China, seeing as it pandered to the archaic Chinese Communist government and their picky taste in film. This is the movie's ultimate nail in the coffin. I could forgive the shitty characters and writing, I could forgive the cheesy and unfunny humor, I could forgive the bad acting, directing and action if it wasn't for the obvious corporate interference. This movie was not made because anyone wanted to make it. It was made to make fucking money and nothing more. The dinobots show up out of nowhere at the end to sell toys. The entire cast is replaced to sell toys. The movie is set in China to get it released there, Mark Wahlburg is cast because he is popular, Galvatron and the dinobots are used as bait for the TF fans who will eat this shit up and smile while they do it and the misleading marketing ties this shit sandwich up with a nice little bow. I could have easily passed this shit on and forgotten it if it was just a bad movie, but this did not come from anyone's heart, it came from a bunch of corprate shills who hoped to make a quick buck by insulting the entire public with this frankly offensive piece of utter shit, and it worked.
Overall, this movie is a fucking travesty, and a greedy one at that. I can happily say that I did not spend a single dime viewing this movie as they do not deserve my fucking money. Damn this movie, damn this movie to hell.
Let's see... Frozen is the most obvious choice for me, since after first watching it I figured it was just Disney having a bad year, then suddenly it got heaps of praise in spite of being an average piece of work at best.
Guardians of the Galaxy gets a spot for shoving Marvel towards the deep end of "I don't care anymore".
Every recently made DC film is a decent candidate, simply because of wasted potential.
How to Train Your Dragon 2 is pretty high on my dislikes list, being a film I had high hopes for until I saw Roughnut and Toughnut's new designs.
Battle for Planet Terra (and a lot of movies like it- I guess I'd call them "B Space Movies") tend to bother me a bit.
Prestige wins a spot for being silly and dumb.
Cars was a joke.
Amazing Spiderman 2 was surprisingly worse.
The new Fantastic Four could've been awesome.
Pixels... oh, that one is definitely up there.
I have a long list, being the type who's very picky about what sort of films I enjoy.
Mortal Kombat is considered one of the best video game adaptations to film actually. It's a popcorn flick, definitely, but considering its competition, it holds up remarkably well.
ANOTHER regret for me.
And the first one when I was young (when it came out), I was super keen on seeing it, growing up with Mortal Komba… moret II (the game).
Ahhh, intro'd me to Christopher Lambert, Linden Ashby and Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa. Plus, voice actor Kevin Michael Richardson.
Despite a few flaws, the first one was an entertaining romp.
Honestly? I dunno. I have a few of those "50 horror films" "50 sci-fi films" and probably something in those that I don't remember. It takes a special kind of terrible for a movie to go public domain, having no one wanting to even claim ownership(with exceptions to movies that slipped into the PD like Night of the Living Dead and Reefer Madness).
There were a few films I bought and literally threw out after watching. Movies like Final Destination 3 and Alien Uprising. Those were movies I just hated. I don't think those kind of films count as "the worst".
Wait. Jersey Shore Shark Attack or whatever that movie was called. I flat out turned it off after a few minutes. I think that counts. The whole production was shit. Not one redeeming quality. The acting was terrible, the directing was terrible, the writing was especially terrible...etc..
That Spongebob movie that came out a couple of years ago. My dad made me go with him (and I was 15 at the time--lolwat) and I fell asleep during the movie. But other than that...
Silence was an extremely, long, boring movie. The name represents the audience when the credits rolled.
Let's see... Frozen is the most obvious choice for me, since after first watching it I figured it was just Disney having a bad year, then su… moreddenly it got heaps of praise in spite of being an average piece of work at best.
Guardians of the Galaxy gets a spot for shoving Marvel towards the deep end of "I don't care anymore".
Every recently made DC film is a decent candidate, simply because of wasted potential.
How to Train Your Dragon 2 is pretty high on my dislikes list, being a film I had high hopes for until I saw Roughnut and Toughnut's new designs.
Battle for Planet Terra (and a lot of movies like it- I guess I'd call them "B Space Movies") tend to bother me a bit.
Prestige wins a spot for being silly and dumb.
Cars was a joke.
Amazing Spiderman 2 was surprisingly worse.
The new Fantastic Four could've been awesome.
Pixels... oh, that one is definitely up there.
I have a long list, being the type who's very picky about what sort of films I enjoy.
...Oh, and The Last Airbender is a thing.
The absolute worst movie I've ever seen is Where the Dead Go to Die. Imagine Foodfight if it was directed by Charles Manson.
There isn't a single positive thing I can say about it. The animation: a first year Adobe Flash student would call it embarrassing. The story: practically non-existent. The writing: some of the worst I've ever seen in any movie ever. The voice acting: it's like they grabbed some random people off the street, put them in a sound booth, and forced them to read off the script without any emotional investment at all. The horror elements: only shocking for the sake of being shocking. The Human Centipede had less forced shock value than this film. (Oh yeah. I fucking went there. I despise this film that much.) The editing: it's like the sound was recorded with a broken shotgun mic and the film itself was edited by a 12 year old using the oldest version of Windows Movie Maker.
This is the worst experience I've ever had watching a movie. Don't watch it ironically. Don't watch just to see how bad it is. Don't get drunk or high with a bunch of friends and then watch it. Don't even look up the trailer. Just don't. It's not worth it. I hate this film as much as Doug Walker hates Garbage Pail Kids or as much as Chris Stuckmann hates Dragonball Evolution or as much as YMS hates Megan is Missing. It is a truly horrendous experience that I wouldn't even wish upon my worst enemy.
Either Jack and Jill or Transcendence (starring Johnny Depp). I had to watch Transcendence at school and the movie was so damn boring, made little to no sense to me, which caused me to barely pay it any attention. It was exhausting to watch.
Jack and Jill with Adam Sandler is a big joke, my family and I watched it and we knew it was going to be somewhat ridiculous but it was worse than what we thought. The so-called "humour" behind it wasn't even funny.
In my case, I'd say Jack and Jill, but I only watched it ironically after I saw it getting extremely low reviews - particularly from YouTube channel RedLetterMedia, which made a hilariously scathing 1 hour review of it. (1 hour usually sounds overkill for YouTube videos, but trust me, every minute is worth it, and they have a 30 minute version if you don't wanna sit there for one hour).
But the worst movies are so unbelievably awful that they're awesome. So I'm not sure if they count. A 80's movie called R.O.T.O.R comes to mind. If you can sit through that movie with a straight face, you win a medal.
The worst movie i actually sat through was a baseball themed movie called Summer Catch. It was so awful i wanted to puke. The only reason i sat through it was because the chick in it was hot.
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Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan
Joe Dirt 2.
Do i even need to explain?
Mortal Kombat LOSES!! FAILALITY!!!!
The only one that did in my opinion was Wreck-it Ralph, and that's probably because it revolved around original characters instead of iconic ones.
ANOTHER regret for me.
And the first one when I was young (when it came out), I was super keen on seeing it, growing up with Mortal Kombat II (the game).
Ahhh, intro'd me to Christopher Lambert, Linden Ashby and Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa. Plus, voice actor Kevin Michael Richardson.
Despite a few flaws, the first one was an entertaining romp.
Attack of the Clones; the kind of travesty that makes me wish the prequels were written out of continuity.
It wasn't that bad
Surely one of the worst for me is the Seventh Son, that piece of garbage nearly made my eyes do a 360 roll with its cheesy dialogues, characters, story and cliches. Doesn't help that I actually read some of the books the film is supposedly "adapted" from and, believe me, I wasn't nitpicking tiny details because the film is nothing like the books, they just slapped the characters' name on a low-tier fantasy film and called it a day.
I'm still salty about it.
Batman and Robin
Transformers 4. By God does that movie disgust me.
I'm legitimately traumatized by how horrifically bad that film was. As a small kid, I was really into the first two Transformers movies. Once the third one hit, I began to drop of the franchise. I began to mature and realize that the transformers movies were inherently flawed, but I couldn't shake the feeling of some sort of charm to them. Perhaps it was just nostalgia blinding me, but those movies were not utter train wrecks in my eyes. But Transformers Age of Extinction was the first Transformers movie I watched, unbias and untainted, and it was a truly repulsive experience.
While yes, there are other movies that are subjectively worse than Transformers 4, you can see that maybe, at least one person gave an iota of a shit about what they were doing. But Transformers 4 was a blemish on the entirety of human history, that must be forgotten. If I can say anything in any way that is positive about this series of moving pictures I refuse to call a "movie", it's that it can be viewed by future alien species after the inevitable death of humanity as a warning to never sink to this level of greed and sliminess. Every part of the movie is a fucking edge to make money. Every character is fucking boring and completely unlikable. The only characters that were worth any sort of emotion personally was Bumblebee and Optimus Prime, because at least I have had happy memories attached to them at some point in my life. Meanwhile you have Fatfucktimus running around spouting out some of the most moronic and unfunny shite I have ever had the displeasure of having to hear in my life and you have Asianatron running around being a ninja. We're suppose to care about him because, what, he's a fucking ninja? The other bots have been completely eradicated from my mind, which I'm thankful for. Furthermore, the human characters are only slightly more bearable than these fucking robotic assholes, and the creepiness of casting a 17 year old and sexualising her at every given moment doesn't help. Don't even get me started on the acting for Christ's sake.
The CGI is fucking shite. You never know whats happening half the time, and the dinobots are in it for 0.6 seconds and are not worth your time, they're just robot dinosaurs.
The blatant glorification of China is not a fucking coincidence, by the way. Have fun trying to find anything interesting they do with playing with any Chinese culture, because it focuses on the same generic white people in a fucking factory. The only reason they are in China is because they wanted to maximize profit and open the film to the people of China, which was fucking ingenious, as it opened as the No. 1 movie in China, seeing as it pandered to the archaic Chinese Communist government and their picky taste in film. This is the movie's ultimate nail in the coffin. I could forgive the shitty characters and writing, I could forgive the cheesy and unfunny humor, I could forgive the bad acting, directing and action if it wasn't for the obvious corporate interference. This movie was not made because anyone wanted to make it. It was made to make fucking money and nothing more. The dinobots show up out of nowhere at the end to sell toys. The entire cast is replaced to sell toys. The movie is set in China to get it released there, Mark Wahlburg is cast because he is popular, Galvatron and the dinobots are used as bait for the TF fans who will eat this shit up and smile while they do it and the misleading marketing ties this shit sandwich up with a nice little bow. I could have easily passed this shit on and forgotten it if it was just a bad movie, but this did not come from anyone's heart, it came from a bunch of corprate shills who hoped to make a quick buck by insulting the entire public with this frankly offensive piece of utter shit, and it worked.
Overall, this movie is a fucking travesty, and a greedy one at that. I can happily say that I did not spend a single dime viewing this movie as they do not deserve my fucking money. Damn this movie, damn this movie to hell.
Let's see... Frozen is the most obvious choice for me, since after first watching it I figured it was just Disney having a bad year, then suddenly it got heaps of praise in spite of being an average piece of work at best.
Guardians of the Galaxy gets a spot for shoving Marvel towards the deep end of "I don't care anymore".
Every recently made DC film is a decent candidate, simply because of wasted potential.
How to Train Your Dragon 2 is pretty high on my dislikes list, being a film I had high hopes for until I saw Roughnut and Toughnut's new designs.
Battle for Planet Terra (and a lot of movies like it- I guess I'd call them "B Space Movies") tend to bother me a bit.
Prestige wins a spot for being silly and dumb.
Cars was a joke.
Amazing Spiderman 2 was surprisingly worse.
The new Fantastic Four could've been awesome.
Pixels... oh, that one is definitely up there.
I have a long list, being the type who's very picky about what sort of films I enjoy.
...Oh, and The Last Airbender is a thing.
Birdemic
Mortal Kombat is considered one of the best video game adaptations to film actually. It's a popcorn flick, definitely, but considering its competition, it holds up remarkably well.
Sorry for the edit. My grammar bothered me.
Honestly? I dunno. I have a few of those "50 horror films" "50 sci-fi films" and probably something in those that I don't remember. It takes a special kind of terrible for a movie to go public domain, having no one wanting to even claim ownership(with exceptions to movies that slipped into the PD like Night of the Living Dead and Reefer Madness).
There were a few films I bought and literally threw out after watching. Movies like Final Destination 3 and Alien Uprising. Those were movies I just hated. I don't think those kind of films count as "the worst".
Wait. Jersey Shore Shark Attack or whatever that movie was called. I flat out turned it off after a few minutes. I think that counts. The whole production was shit. Not one redeeming quality. The acting was terrible, the directing was terrible, the writing was especially terrible...etc..
That Spongebob movie that came out a couple of years ago. My dad made me go with him (and I was 15 at the time--lolwat) and I fell asleep during the movie. But other than that...
Silence was an extremely, long, boring movie. The name represents the audience when the credits rolled.
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Frozen isn't as awful as people make it out to be...it's just cringe.
The absolute worst movie I've ever seen is Where the Dead Go to Die. Imagine Foodfight if it was directed by Charles Manson.
There isn't a single positive thing I can say about it. The animation: a first year Adobe Flash student would call it embarrassing. The story: practically non-existent. The writing: some of the worst I've ever seen in any movie ever. The voice acting: it's like they grabbed some random people off the street, put them in a sound booth, and forced them to read off the script without any emotional investment at all. The horror elements: only shocking for the sake of being shocking. The Human Centipede had less forced shock value than this film. (Oh yeah. I fucking went there. I despise this film that much.) The editing: it's like the sound was recorded with a broken shotgun mic and the film itself was edited by a 12 year old using the oldest version of Windows Movie Maker.
This is the worst experience I've ever had watching a movie. Don't watch it ironically. Don't watch just to see how bad it is. Don't get drunk or high with a bunch of friends and then watch it. Don't even look up the trailer. Just don't. It's not worth it. I hate this film as much as Doug Walker hates Garbage Pail Kids or as much as Chris Stuckmann hates Dragonball Evolution or as much as YMS hates Megan is Missing. It is a truly horrendous experience that I wouldn't even wish upon my worst enemy.
The Human Centipede, of course.
Either Jack and Jill or Transcendence (starring Johnny Depp). I had to watch Transcendence at school and the movie was so damn boring, made little to no sense to me, which caused me to barely pay it any attention. It was exhausting to watch.
Jack and Jill with Adam Sandler is a big joke, my family and I watched it and we knew it was going to be somewhat ridiculous but it was worse than what we thought. The so-called "humour" behind it wasn't even funny.
Exactly.
Easily "The Last Airbender". I would fire/never hire everyone involved with this movie.
North (1994)
In my case, I'd say Jack and Jill, but I only watched it ironically after I saw it getting extremely low reviews - particularly from YouTube channel RedLetterMedia, which made a hilariously scathing 1 hour review of it. (1 hour usually sounds overkill for YouTube videos, but trust me, every minute is worth it, and they have a 30 minute version if you don't wanna sit there for one hour).
fantastic four 94 version
I tend to just turn off shitty movies.
But the worst movies are so unbelievably awful that they're awesome. So I'm not sure if they count. A 80's movie called R.O.T.O.R comes to mind. If you can sit through that movie with a straight face, you win a medal.
The worst movie i actually sat through was a baseball themed movie called Summer Catch. It was so awful i wanted to puke. The only reason i sat through it was because the chick in it was hot.
Titanic. There I said it.
It was a major tragic event, and they turned it into a love story. Also, I detest the character of Rose.
And this one film that made billions? Oy!