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Insulting.

onlyamonkeyonlyamonkey
edited August 2009 in Tales of Monkey Island
This thread is about ideas for insulting. Any idea you come up with that has something to do with insulting is welcome.

Insulting ...
swordfighting, spitting, axethrowing, beerdrinking, armwrestling etc etc.
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  • bugzbunny90bugzbunny90
    edited August 2009
    what would be an insult to this from monkey island insults ...

    you have an IQ of a sitting duck!
  • onlyamonkeyonlyamonkey
    edited August 2009
    Oh, I have one I have one!

    Your english is bad!
  • bugzbunny90bugzbunny90
    edited August 2009
    that doesnt qualifies as an insult.. ........ go play The Secret of monkey island again |)
  • alexonfyrealexonfyre
    edited August 2009
    Here's one, this thread didn't get a single post without being derailed by bugz!

    Yarrrr
  • roberttitusroberttitus
    edited August 2009
    http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9080


    Go here for real insults... the stuff on here is lame.
  • bugzbunny90bugzbunny90
    edited August 2009
    thats insulting :|
  • DeLucaDeLuca
    edited August 2009
    Insult grogging is a very funny concept I think. The insults start out coherent but the farther you get successfully, the less sense the insults make. The winning insult would make a successful come back of "i am rubber you are glue" somehow.

    Listening telltale?
  • onlyamonkeyonlyamonkey
    edited August 2009
    Insult grogging sounds fun. Insult sauna could be intense.
  • Lennie MelvinLennie Melvin
    edited August 2009
    Insult keelhauling.

    or maybe

    Insult bumper cars!!!
  • alexonfyrealexonfyre
    edited August 2009
    Insult dating
  • Jace TaranJace Taran
    edited August 2009
    Insult thumb wars.
  • dumpling321dumpling321
    edited August 2009
    insult aerobics
  • bigdondoobigdondoo
    edited August 2009
    Insult Badminton.
  • tmfm2000tmfm2000
    edited August 2009
    insult rock-paper-scissors
  • bugzbunny90bugzbunny90
    edited August 2009
    insult playboy
  • alexonfyrealexonfyre
    edited August 2009
    insult mini-golf
    bugzbunny90 wrote: »
    insult playboy

    fail...
    entries have to make sense or be funny, please attempt at least one of those
  • bigdondoobigdondoo
    edited August 2009
    Insult Bobsleds!
  • meandermeander
    edited August 2009
    insult curling? (the game with the ice and the broomstick like things, not hairdressing)
  • SpadgeSpadge
    edited August 2009
    Insult Tic-tac-toe
    Insult Dance-off
    Insult Knitting
    Insult Tug-o-war
    Insult Monkey Legging
  • thatdude98thatdude98
    edited August 2009
    Insult Grog Drinking.

    You're mother was an abimbble... adbodmiblebe... abimible... a freaking yeti!

    Oh (hic) yeah? Well, my butt! Yeah!
  • MonkeybuttonMonkeybutton
    edited August 2009
    Spadge wrote: »
    Insult Dance-off

    LMAO! Don't let SilverWolfPet see that one :D Although I wonder what a Pirate version of Rappers Delight or Its Like That would sound like??

    Insult Roshambo? - South Park-style :)
  • MonkeybuttonMonkeybutton
    edited August 2009
    thatdude98 wrote: »
    Insult Grog Drinking.

    You're mother was an abimbble... adbodmiblebe... abimible... a freaking yeti!

    Oh (hic) yeah? Well, my butt! Yeah!

    I don't think ending on the inevitable 'You..you knowHIC...I really...HIC...freakin' love you guys' would score you too many points though...:p
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited August 2009
    insult race.
    insult beauty contest
  • meandermeander
    edited August 2009
    ^^ Insult dance-off would be awesome... maybe dancing Sam and Max could make a cameo :)
  • MiaharpyMiaharpy
    edited August 2009
    Insult.... foodfight? XD I was going to says Insult PvP but then I remember they already did Monkey Kombat, lol. But it would be fun doing it with a online fighting game. Or just for kicks, a Pokemon Battle. :D
  • ChemBroChemBro
    edited August 2009
    meander wrote: »
    ^^ Insult dance-off would be awesome... maybe dancing Sam and Max could make a cameo :)

    I think Guybrush will win this easily with his monkeydance --> youtube-link (hope, they are doing a similiar one for episode 2)
  • onlyamonkeyonlyamonkey
    edited August 2009
    Monkeybutton wrote: »
    I don't think ending on the inevitable 'You..you knowHIC...I really...HIC...freakin' love you guys' would score you too many points though...:p

    Isn't that a bit like "oh yeah? I'm shakin', I'm shakin'"?
  • bigdondoobigdondoo
    edited August 2009
    I vote for insult dance off.

    I Believe in Insult Dance Offs.
  • onlyamonkeyonlyamonkey
    edited August 2009
    Yeah, we'll deffo take a vote when more ppls has contributed.
  • onlyamonkeyonlyamonkey
    edited August 2009
    Insult maracas.
  • onlyamonkeyonlyamonkey
    edited August 2009
    *klapp klappety klapp klapp klapp*
    You have the voice of a cow!
    *klapp klappety klapp klapp*
    Oh, so that's why you understand me!
    *klippety klapp klippety klapp*
  • OCKiOCKi
    edited August 2009
    Insult curling
  • YandrosYandros
    edited August 2009
    Insult boat building

    "Your boat is so leaky that it sank in the dry dock"
    "How appropriate, your boat is so misshapen it can't even fit in the dry dock"

    "Your boat is so slow her crew swam back to shore for christmas"
    "How very fortunate, your boat is so dangerous it didn't make it to christmas"

    Insult sand castle building

    "Your castle is so ugly, peasants would pay NOT to live there"
    "How appropriate, your castle is so poorly defended my peasants can go live there instead!"

    Insult meta-insult game

    "Your insult game is so appalling that players would demand compensation just for having to sit through it!"
    "How appropriate, you insult like an insult puzzle game."
  • AnkalagonAnkalagon
    edited August 2009
    Insult song-writing :O
  • fhqwhgadsfhqwhgads
    edited August 2009
    Insult Banjo Hero
  • MonkeybuttonMonkeybutton
    edited August 2009
    onlyamonkey wrote: »
    Isn't that a bit like "oh yeah? I'm shakin', I'm shakin'"?

    Yeah - either that or 'I think I'm gonna throw up...'
  • MonkeybuttonMonkeybutton
    edited August 2009
    Insult Darts?

    ....still like my insult roshambo idea

    'Haha - people say I kick like a mule!'
    'How appropriate - I'm hung like a donkey'

    Anyone...... no...... OK - I'll get me coat...
  • guitarsareboringguitarsareboring
    edited August 2009
    DeLuca wrote: »
    Insult grogging is a very funny concept I think. The insults start out coherent but the farther you get successfully, the less sense the insults make. The winning insult would make a successful come back of "i am rubber you are glue" somehow.

    Listening telltale?

    That could be interesting, with the key to success being switching your own grog for lite grog.
  • Jace TaranJace Taran
    edited August 2009
    Insult wrestling.
    Insult debate.
    Insult bingo.
    Insult charades.
    Insult horseshoes.
    Insult hopskotch.
    Insult weight lifting.
    Insult pool.
    Insult spitting.
  • Jace TaranJace Taran
    edited August 2009
    guitarsareboring wrote: »
    That could be interesting, with the key to success being switching your own grog for lite grog.

    That reminds me too much of the solution to an MI 2 puzzle, though.
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