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Ask a Monkeyologist! - Doktor Kauff von Diefendor: Monkey Island Edition ! ! !

SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
edited August 2009 in Tales of Monkey Island
Dudes and Dudettes,
Pirates and Piratesses,
Ummm Monkeys and...yeah, you get the point

For the first time in Monkey Island history, we actually have a specialist willing to answer every single question that you have but were afraid to ask!

Doktor Kauff Von Diefendorf, renowned psychiatrist and monkeyologist, is happy to help you uncover the secrets of the soul, brain and monkeys.

Wait no more, just head over here and let your questions flow!

To all those who have a vague memory of this character, yes, he's the same wacky doctor that has interpreted your wacky Monkey Island dreams right here, on the TTG forum!

If waiting for the next episode in unbearable, give the doctor a true challenge and watch how the hours just fly by.

Next please! :D

Comments

  • [Hunter.Wolf][Hunter.Wolf]
    edited August 2009
    Really great "Ask that guy with the glasses"-inspired video :D
    The first episode is really funny^^ Love the idea! Now I just have to think of some questions I'm too afraid to ask...


    (Hole 5 min without a cut? Jesus! How often did you have to try until it worked out? :D)
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited August 2009
    [Hunter.Wolf] wrote: »
    (Hole 5 min without a cut? Jesus! How often did you have to try until it worked out? :D)

    That is the second and final take. :) My cat is a genius.
    Well, just write your questions there, on the blog, in the comments thingie. :D
    Thank you!
  • corruptbigginscorruptbiggins
    edited August 2009
    I have to say SWP after watching a few of your videos like the Monday Kerr series and your renditions of 5DAS music as well the MI related ones, you are a very talented person and I will definitely be watching anything you create in the future. Oh and your brother is good too.
  • Toothless GibbonToothless Gibbon
    edited August 2009
    corruptbiggins wrote: »
    I have to say SWP after watching a few of your videos like the Monday Kerr series and your renditions of 5DAS music as well the MI related ones, you are a very talented person and I will definitely be watching anything you create in the future. Oh and your brother is good too.

    I really thought you were talking to Sean Wright-Phillips for a moment.
  • Lennie MelvinLennie Melvin
    edited August 2009
    When you said 'Monkeyologist' I thought you were talking about Ron Gilbert... still.
  • corruptbigginscorruptbiggins
    edited August 2009
    Toothless Gibbon wrote: »
    I really thought you were talking to Sean Wright-Phillips for a moment.

    I thought about that but figured that really only English people (and fans of English football) would think that!
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited August 2009
    corruptbiggins wrote: »
    I have to say SWP after watching a few of your videos like the Monday Kerr series and your renditions of 5DAS music as well the MI related ones, you are a very talented person and I will definitely be watching anything you create in the future. Oh and your brother is good too.

    Thank you very much! I really appreciate your kind words... kind words keep us going :)
  • Astro GnocciAstro Gnocci
    edited August 2009
    Damn, that was good :D
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited August 2009
    Dear Doctor i hope you recognize me, since in the past you have helped me with a huge problem:
    I keep having wetdreams about Elaine and this hugemonkey. But when the scene is about to start i feel like i need to go to the bathroom and do #2, and i see Guybrush (looking like monkey island 1) entering into the bathroom. Then it all goes dark and i hear Guybrush voice saying "Thats the second biggest crap i've seen in all my life!" And then it all comes back and i see Monkeys LOTS of Monkeys fighting and saying "ook ack eek" And i cry so hard, i cry so much cuzz i feel pain inside my heart. I wake up all sweaty, shaking and crying. I call it a wet dream cuzz im all sweaty!

    Can you tell me whats wrong with me doctor!!!! HELP Doc, YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE

    Recently i went to Bush Gardens with my girlfriend. We where taking a tour to see animals, i see a dog, im fine, a cat, im fine, T-Rex im fine, a giraffe im fine, a tiger im fine, a monkey IM NOT!! Everytime i see a monkey i feel this hormonal sensation mixture of pleasure and constipation then it goes on and off and i feel like taking a huge dump in REAL LIFE! I start farting and sweating, and talkinking a in paretey form on the tour and the tour guide even noticed.

    Long story short me and my girlfriend did not enjoy the tour. Please doc help me!!! Peptobismol aint working, and anti acids arent working. What the hell is wrong with me!!!! I dont wanna fall in love wiht monkeys!
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited August 2009
    ^ The doctor would be able to answer your questions and problems if you post them where the link above suggests. That way he can be more organized. :)
  • HaggisHaggis
    edited August 2009
    Yes, he can be a bit absent-minded, like all doctors. ;)
  • thatdude98thatdude98
    edited August 2009
    DOCTORS!

    ...EXTERMINATE... EXTERMINATE!

    What? No one here watches doctor who?
  • MonkeybuttonMonkeybutton
    edited August 2009
    thatdude98 wrote: »
    What? No one here watches doctor who?

    Yes - but only for David Tennant :D And surely they just target The Doctor not all Doctors...
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited August 2009
    Questions are starting to emerge! The doctor is very happy to see sooo many patients! :D
  • feverfewfeverfew
    edited August 2009
    When can we expect the next video? :)
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited August 2009
    Soon enough... Let's say once a week? Sounds good? :) We may need more questions :D
  • BrainiacBrainiac
    edited August 2009
    Monkeybutton wrote: »
    thatdude98 wrote: »
    What? No one here watches doctor who?

    Yes - but only for David Tennant :D

    So you'll stop watching in the next few months, I take it?
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited August 2009
    Wow... we have 10 questions already!! Go check it out!

    The doctor will be REALLY busy trying to figure out a solution for everyone! Although some are easy :p

    Well, anyway, the more the better... C'mon, you can do better than that!
  • MonkeybuttonMonkeybutton
    edited August 2009
    Brainiac wrote: »
    So you'll stop watching in the next few months, I take it?

    N'yah - I'm undecided on the new Doctor....should've been older...or female :D
  • ivan11111ivan11111
    edited August 2009
    Monkeybutton wrote: »
    N'yah - I'm undecided on the new Doctor....should've been older...or female :D

    Good old Matt Smith...you just wait - he'll be incredible!
  • [Hunter.Wolf][Hunter.Wolf]
    edited August 2009
    I hope you got the "I got a... uhm... friend... with a problem. What should I~ ...I mean, what should he do?!" - Thing in my first question.
    (In case you were going to ignore that question, ignore this post as well.)
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited August 2009
    [Hunter.Wolf] wrote: »
    I hope you got the "I got a... uhm... friend... with a problem. What should I~ ...I mean, what should he do?!" - Thing in my first question.
    (In case you were going to ignore that question, ignore this post as well.)

    Hehe, I like him. He's silly. :p
    Duuude, the doctor doesn't ignore ANY question!! We just haven't decided his salary, so it might take a while for the answers :)
    Besides, the actor who plays him IS actually a psychology student, final year, and reads plenty of books on the subject :) Even so, expect the unexpected
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