T'was the night before release date...

...and all through the net
The excitement was rising, fan appetites were whet(-ed - yes i know grammar)
The developers hoped that the site would not crash,
In the stampede to download the latest Monkey cache.

Fan's fingers were hovering over the link marked download,
Hoping in their excitement they wouldn't a-splode
Spouses, children and friends shouting 'Give it a rest!'
'POTC did it better - their pirates are best!'

When suddenly in the forum there arose a catterwaul
'It's happening!' It's Happening!' I got a 'Fail Narwhal'
Away to their account pages the fans rushed with a flash
Refreshing their pages, fingers crossed against crash

The comment totals grew faster, numbered more and more
'WTF - is it released yet?! Comment 4044
We've got no forum, let's party in the blogs!
You bring the one-liners and I'll bring the grogs!

Now Guybrush! Now van Winslow! Now LeChuck and Elaine!
On Nipperkin! On Morgan! On Voodoo Lady with no name!
To all new islands! To The Siege of Spinner Cay!
We'll play without washing 24 hours a day!

Once again we give our thanks to the TTG Team
for after nine years you reawakened our dream!
So we all exclaim together on this historic night
Thanks to all at TellTale for getting it (mostly :) ) RIGHT!!


(If anyone else can be bothered adding the other 8 verses be my guest :) )


A little bit lame but I can't draw or programme for sh*t so I throw my efforts to the lions. NOT THE FACE!

Comments

  • edited August 2009
    Give yourself some credit, it's very well done. I just want your job. What do you do for a living that you have the free time to think that up and write it down?
  • edited August 2009
    This is going to sound big headed but that was off the cuff and typed direct into post - it's 19.50 here in the UK anyway and that took me...20 minutes?..ish :D thanks
  • edited August 2009
    Hey, well done, that's very clever! And 'whet' - poetic license!
  • edited August 2009
    TY phattbooty :D
  • edited August 2009
    Not bad at all, I think it might be my favorite poem.
  • edited August 2009
    Very cool i like it very much :)
    Yeah yeah the night for release day.... I´m not really hyped because when it released after 11am (pst) (it´s 5pm in germany) than i oly can play it on Saturday!! ;) but than... "i´m guybrush threepwood, mighty pirate (tm)"

    :)
  • edited August 2009
    LOL was awesome! well done XD
  • edited August 2009
    Make it WTF? Is it released yet? Comment 4044. It sounds better xD. Nice poem :)
  • edited August 2009
    Fantastic love it :)
  • edited August 2009
    (If anyone else can be bothered adding the other 8 verses be my guest :) )

    Dave stood at his desk, staring blankly at the walls
    Not a soul was around, in the bathrooms or halls
    He typed in his name, logging on to the site,
    And he thought to himself: "Man, this will be one long night..."

    He checked the forums and read some new posts.
    A guy was complaining about the lack of ghosts,
    Another said that Tales should have more rhymes!
    'Oh, guys", Dave thought. "You're so funny sometimes."

    Then all of a sudden, a voice on the hall
    No, it was closer, right behind the left wall.
    Dave turned around as he recognized Mike,
    "I've got an idea!", he said. "Let's give Guybrush a bike!"

    "A bike?" asked Dave, in wonder and fright.
    "No wait, what are YOU doing here at this hour of night?"
    Mike explained: "Don't you know? It's the night before the Cay!
    I've been tossing and turning and mumbling all day!"

    "I know, I'm nervous too", Dave replied, scratching his ear.
    Mark poked his head through the door: "You guys are still here?!"
    The telephone rang and Dave answered just in time.
    "Who's making all that racket?", Jake's voice shouted from the other line.

    "Are you calling from your desk? We're all here it would seem"
    One by one they emerged, the entire TellTale Games Team.
    sure, they did this before, and each time with success,
    But launching an episode comes with a whole lot of stress.

    What will the fans think, did we do a good job?
    Will it make them all happy, or will all end in sob?
    Is it too funny or is it too zen?
    With these questions in mind, the guys were silent again.

    The sound of the clock bell gave the Team a good fright,
    20th of august was here, the timing was right.
    Dave opened the page and inserted the code and command,
    The "download" button appeared, the Team could just stand
    and watch as the comments piled up faster than light,
    "It's great!", "It's better!", "The best one in sight!".

    A feeling of relief surrounded our friends,
    T'was the 20th of august, and it's not where it ends.
  • edited August 2009
    Wonderful poetry!
    Congratulations!

    :)
  • edited August 2009
    Both poems were brilliant, but can I just ruin crush everyone's dreams and say - "cay" is pronounced like "key", so... yeah... I'll just let that bombshell sink in...
  • edited August 2009
    Fealiks wrote: »
    Both poems were brilliant, but can I just ruin crush everyone's dreams and say - "cay" is pronounced like "key", so... yeah... I'll just let that bombshell sink in...

    actually cay can be pronounced either way
  • edited August 2009
    Fealiks wrote: »
    Both poems were brilliant, but can I just ruin crush everyone's dreams and say - "cay" is pronounced like "key", so... yeah... I'll just let that bombshell sink in...

    Both are right (checked in a dictionary), I prefer cay pronounced as bay or may, not as key...
    English is strange.

    :p
  • edited August 2009
    Amazing poetry guys. I'd love to see this as an actual blog post tonight, along with an illustration to go with it. :D
  • edited August 2009
    IT'S HORRIBLE :(, no, not the poems, but the waiting time....
  • edited August 2009
    GBTW wrote: »
    Both are right (checked in a dictionary), I prefer cay pronounced as bay or may, not as key...
    English is strange.

    :p

    i perfer it the same way... except the key pronounciation is great for puns ^_^
  • edited August 2009
    I'm a newbie to the PC release time thing, so I hope no one minds me asking when does Telltale actually put the game out for download? 12 AM midnight Pacific Time, hopefully?
  • edited August 2009
    Also, for those of us who bought the game on Steam, does it apare on Steam at the same time ?
  • edited August 2009
    I'm a newbie to the PC release time thing, so I hope no one minds me asking when does Telltale actually put the game out for download? 12 AM midnight Pacific Time, hopefully?

    Last time it was about 5pm Pacific Time but it varies

    Also I didn't realise you can pronounce it like "bay" or "may" too... that's what I first thought until I read that it was key and I was like :eek:

    "Siege of Spinner Kay" sounds so much better than "Siege of Spinner Key"
  • SkySky
    edited August 2009
    >snif< that was... beautiful
  • edited August 2009
    Thanks.

    Oh, you mean... oh.
  • TimTim
    edited August 2009
    Fealiks wrote: »
    Thanks.

    Oh, you mean... oh.

    *pats*
  • edited August 2009
    Haha, love it. Great work you two. Although you'll have to rewrite it for the next release again. ^^
  • edited August 2009
    good poetry people!
  • edited August 2009
    I just hope they release it early in the day. If your going to make us wait all the way to the 20th then at least have it come out early.
  • edited August 2009
    nicely done mawkney bottoM!

    no seriously noicely done
  • edited August 2009
    I hike halfway across the island to try and get you a reservation with the Sword Master-who, by the way, says you can go jump in the lake
  • edited August 2009
    Fealiks wrote: »
    Last time it was about 5pm Pacific Time but it varies

    Ah well. I'll check in around midnight anyway, just in case...
  • edited August 2009
    I hike halfway across the island to try and get you a reservation with the Sword Master of Melee
    Who says you can go jump in the lake, by the way

    Edited to be more appropriate (first one to say I fight like a cow though gets their head on a stick)
  • edited August 2009
    So is Cay the American word for Quay?
  • edited August 2009
    Zhadnost wrote: »
    So is Cay the American word for Quay?

    No, a quay is similar to a harbour. A cay is an island made out of coral reef deposit.
  • edited August 2009
    I had a long and dreadful poem to put here, but when I pressed 'Submit', either Firefox malfuntioned or the forum swallowed it! *cries* I spent 20mins of that irretrievable piece of trash...
  • edited August 2009
    :D Thanks everyone + Wolfie for your contributions and praise. I probably will re-write mine for the next release and may even do a special Christmas edition for the November release of Part 5...:)
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