i was snoring really loud at an overnight and my friends all dared my best friend nick to kiss me while i was asleep. didn't find that out until 3 weeks ago. needless to say i was pretty irritated.
I remember one time I was in a church, there was easter or something and there was a queue to kiss Jesus legs or something (or was it like to drink wine?). Can't quite recollect. The punch line is when it was my turn, I kissed Mr J in a mouth.
In any way, I didn't know what they wanted from me. I was like eight, maybe. I hope I was eight. Could have been older. I'm a big airhead and tend to f@ck things up.
it's fine. i shitpost a lot but i'm also serious sometimes so that combined with the fact that it's text over the internet with no sarcastic implication would probably lead people to believe i'm serious.
it's fine. i shitpost a lot but i'm also serious sometimes so that combined with the fact that it's text over the internet with no sarcastic implication would probably lead people to believe i'm serious.
I'm a 17 year old male and as straight as they come.
A few years back this, let's say rather 'feminine' homosexual guy who had a crush on me just straight up confessed how hot he thought I was and that he would, "Literally die and be so happy" if I kissed him once.
I thought about telling him thst I wasn't gay or that I didn't really want my first kiss to be with a guy.
Needless to say, i'm a sucker for a compliment and attention.
Fast forward to today and i'm still straight but have only ever made out with a guy. Awesome.
Had a crush at for a few years about the same girl then I realised that both of us were going on the Spain Trip for the week and I knew this could be the perfect chance to make a move (We were already friends before). We got placed next to each other on the plane which allowed me to build some ground and a plan to do something. One thing lead to another and we made out.
I'm a 17 year old male and as straight as they come.
A few years back this, let's say rather 'feminine' homosexual guy who had a crush on… more me just straight up confessed how hot he thought I was and that he would, "Literally die and be so happy" if I kissed him once.
I thought about telling him thst I wasn't gay or that I didn't really want my first kiss to be with a guy.
Needless to say, i'm a sucker for a compliment and attention.
Fast forward to today and i'm still straight but have only ever made out with a guy. Awesome.
There was an audience and it was short and kinda shit. It's still awkward till this day cause it was with someone who is kind of a close friend of mine.
When I was in the first grade a friend of mine and I were horsing around and he just kissed me out of the blue. Keep in mind I really didn't understand what just happened so I just went on about my day.
Mortal5075: But hey one day might come and I could finally get a legit girlfriend. I'm pretty close I think
Psychokinesis: I don't believe you.
Well, that's a little rude.
We were both 4 and in the same preschool group. I was playing with some barbies or something with my friends and he came over and gave me a peck on the lips. I started crying because he had given me "boy germs".
Makes me feel good I'm not the only one around here that... Well still haven't kissed a girl. Oh and yes I'm straight 100%. I found it really funny that you have only kissed a guy zombiepizza xD
I walked down the street, away from this girl I heard liked me. She grabbed me from behind by the neck, spun me around and licked the inside of my mouth rapidly for about 30 seconds. Horrible. Her breath smelled like she ate a big ass bag of buffalo chips. First and last time in my life I wish I had a rape whistle.
I had a girlfriend in 6th grade....I had a crush on her since grade 4 but I got the guts to be her buddy at 6th...but we didn't kiss ;-; now I'm a sad 18 ye old fuck who still didn't have another one since that time
It was about a month and a half ago. We were walking and she was in front of me. She stopped for a moment (expecting me to kiss her from behind) but I was an idiot and didn't get the message. After a few minutes I realized how much of a moron I am and we laughed it off. Later that day she made a comment about me being an idiot and I just said "What did you expect me to do? This?" and I went for it. Too bad I stopped having feelings for her 9 days later.
I walked down the street, away from this girl I heard liked me. She grabbed me from behind by the neck, spun me around and licked the inside… more of my mouth rapidly for about 30 seconds. Horrible. Her breath smelled like she ate a big ass bag of buffalo chips. First and last time in my life I wish I had a rape whistle.
Makes me feel good I'm not the only one around here that... Well still haven't kissed a girl. Oh and yes I'm straight 100%. I found it really funny that you have only kissed a guy zombiepizza xD
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just a tad.
this guy gets it.
It was during a spin the bottle dare, as cliche as you can get. I remember thinking "Lips are soft man... very squishy."
ew that's gay
Hell no it wasn't I smooth I was egged on by a bunch of people and I think I missed the first kiss lol
I remember one time I was in a church, there was easter or something and there was a queue to kiss Jesus legs or something (or was it like to drink wine?). Can't quite recollect. The punch line is when it was my turn, I kissed Mr J in a mouth.
In any way, I didn't know what they wanted from me. I was like eight, maybe. I hope I was eight. Could have been older. I'm a big airhead and tend to f@ck things up.
Ah the sweet taste of a womans lips,
Kissings pretty good too
yag s'taht we
it's fine. i shitpost a lot but i'm also serious sometimes so that combined with the fact that it's text over the internet with no sarcastic implication would probably lead people to believe i'm serious.
That spot better be the throne.
My first kiss was in preschool and then she slaped me
Welp. You got me lol.
First kiss? Oh yeah. Totally uh, it was--um, yeah--
Haven't kissed a girl yet. -_-
What about a boy, hmmm?
Haha, nah. I'm afraid I haven't locked lips with any human being on Earth.
right
I'm a 17 year old male and as straight as they come.
A few years back this, let's say rather 'feminine' homosexual guy who had a crush on me just straight up confessed how hot he thought I was and that he would, "Literally die and be so happy" if I kissed him once.
I thought about telling him thst I wasn't gay or that I didn't really want my first kiss to be with a guy.
Needless to say, i'm a sucker for a compliment and attention.
Fast forward to today and i'm still straight but have only ever made out with a guy. Awesome.
Had a crush at for a few years about the same girl then I realised that both of us were going on the Spain Trip for the week and I knew this could be the perfect chance to make a move (We were already friends before). We got placed next to each other on the plane which allowed me to build some ground and a plan to do something. One thing lead to another and we made out.
Did you kiss him once or did you make out with him?
It wasn't like a quick peck, it lasted longer than that but I wouldn't call it 'making out' either.
ahaha sure , if it at least felt real ^^
There was an audience and it was short and kinda shit. It's still awkward till this day cause it was with someone who is kind of a close friend of mine.
When I was in the first grade a friend of mine and I were horsing around and he just kissed me out of the blue. Keep in mind I really didn't understand what just happened so I just went on about my day.
I don't believe you.
Well, that's a little rude.
That wasn't the part of the post that I was specifically talking about...
Maybe if it was 100 years ago...
We were both 4 and in the same preschool group. I was playing with some barbies or something with my friends and he came over and gave me a peck on the lips. I started crying because he had given me "boy germs".
Oh
Makes me feel good I'm not the only one around here that... Well still haven't kissed a girl. Oh and yes I'm straight 100%. I found it really funny that you have only kissed a guy zombiepizza xD
My first kiss was... Oh wait
I walked down the street, away from this girl I heard liked me. She grabbed me from behind by the neck, spun me around and licked the inside of my mouth rapidly for about 30 seconds. Horrible. Her breath smelled like she ate a big ass bag of buffalo chips. First and last time in my life I wish I had a rape whistle.
I had a girlfriend in 6th grade....I had a crush on her since grade 4 but I got the guts to be her buddy at 6th...but we didn't kiss ;-; now I'm a sad 18 ye old fuck who still didn't have another one since that time
It was about a month and a half ago. We were walking and she was in front of me. She stopped for a moment (expecting me to kiss her from behind) but I was an idiot and didn't get the message. After a few minutes I realized how much of a moron I am and we laughed it off. Later that day she made a comment about me being an idiot and I just said "What did you expect me to do? This?" and I went for it. Too bad I stopped having feelings for her 9 days later.
Jesus... What did you do when she did it?
Lol, I'm 100% straight too. I'm not even in denial I'm just clearly the most desperate person on this planet.
Don't worry mate, I am sure there is a single lady somewhere on this forum who greatly enjoys your dank memes and is waiting for you.
Ima shove Javi's aluminium baseball bat directly up your keister.
I have to admit, I predicted that gif was an inevitable occurrence after my previous statement.