Debbie Downer reviews Telltale's 2017 Update....
Well friends, here we are in July of 2017 and this week has been quite the shite storm of bad news for the week of July 16th...lets start with the 16th
Stupid Tennis Game delayed the announcement of the 13th Doctor...and when we found out...it turned out that the BBC decided that some blond woman must take the virtual ass beating by naming her the new Doctor...sigh
That Night on HBO...we saw a family murdered at a feast....there is no god
Then Telltale on Wed. decided to bring more darkness into the world by releasing a nutjob who dresses as a vampire to beat up a clown...I know why a black swan cries.
They also announce a new torture porn in the form of a little girl being chased by a murderous gang of undead...she will die at the end...I know how Jesus felt in the garden.
And then to top it all off...they have sanctioned more police brutality and corrupt government shenanigans as a form of entertainment...why not make C-Span: A Telltale Series?
Truly we are in the end times...I believe the best we can hope for is the purifying heat of nuclear fire....hell hopefully the super volcano at Yellowstone will erupt...killing most in the US and causing world wide starvation due to the sun's rays being blocked....sweet release.
Comments
Debbie Downer? Sir, I just finished Until Dawn.
You'd think that fans of TftB would have a better sense of humour...
Don't be ridiculous. C-SPAN is way too brutal for Telltale.
this is a genuinely funny thread
The fuck?