The hilarious/ridiculous/scary dreams thread
To start off, I've had tons of weird and ridiculous dreams, from falling down staircases and getting chased by bears to being kidnapped by a lumberjack.
List your odd, scary, and hilarious dreams and nightmares here!
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Y'know, I just had the worst nightmare last night, and then I awake in the day to find this topic was started today... O_o I AM WATCHING YOU!
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I once had a nightmare that I was with my friends and got a phone call. I didn’t answer and the person left a message. My friends told me that I should answer it and I did. The woman on the other end was talking normally before she said that I would die in a deep demonic voice. And I woke up after that and didn’t listen to my voicemail for like 3 months.
Well...good as time as any to share this story with strangers over the internet.
I was 14 or 15. I forget which, but that isn't really important. In the nightmare, we owned a house down the hollow, that looking back at, looked a lot like one of my friend's grandparent's house. We thought it was haunted, so we hired some ghost-buster lady to come check it out. It was night time, and it was raining a bunch. We couldn't get her on the phone, so Mom made me go see if she had anything. I just kind of...got there. I walk through the door, the ghost-buster lady was in nothing but her underwear, and she was making a sandwich. I must reiterate I was 14 or 15 at the time. Anyhow, I started to walk into the house, "You found anything?" I asked. "No, but-" her eyes shot open, "WHY IS THAT TOY MOVING!?!?" I look to my left, and to my absolute horror, I witnessed a doll slowly stand up. Not just any doll, mind you. It was him.
I, rightfully, flipped my shit. Picked Barney up, slammed his bitch-ass around, and then just fucking booked it. I ran right out the door, rain falling upon my head, and the ghost-buster ladies screams calling out in the distance.
I woke up. I was laying in my bed. I sighed in relief, and comething straight out of a clichè cartoon, I was like, "Oh, it was only a dream." I close my eyes to go back to sleep. I feel like something is watching me. I open my eyes to find him at the foot of my bed, staring back at me. Barney. I promptly shit myself and then woke up. I woke for realsies this time. Only time I've ever pulled off the whole "sleep-ception" thing.
It keeps me humble, honestly. No matter what I do and accomplish, I must live with the fact that I once had a nightmare of a children's icon.
Everyone has had a nightmare about a children's icon, I'm sure...
Yes... I once had a dream a giant, robot Captain FeatherSword was chasing me...
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A really hilarious dream I had involved a girl liking me...
Edit: I'm serious by the way...
i had a dream where i had to escape from that family from resident evil 7 managed to sneak outside sadly the car had no keys so had to leg it woke up shortly after sprinting down a path