What other professions could Guybrush do?

edited September 2009 in Tales of Monkey Island
Well, it's time for one of my stupid threads...Given what we know and see about Guybrush do you think he could get employed for any jobs? Do you think we've seen certain skills and abilities through out the past adventures that shows that Guybrush could work some place in particular?

If you were to consider being a job less pirate a profession...:D

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    TV commercial jingle singer
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    Free-diver.
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    a detective... obviously he is good at solving puzzles.
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    In B4 flooring inspector
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    monkey zoo keeper, sales man (selling fine leather jackets), tour guilder to monkey island.
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    Voice actor for a video game series. He'd be Dominic Armato, Mighty Voice Actor(TM).
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    obviously he would be a fine leather jacket salesman
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    Bootyhunting.
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    A CSI, crime scene detective. I could just see him solving some of those... Although, usually he creates the scenes it may be hard to decode them.
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    Chef. I heard that he has lovely vichyssoise recipe.
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    In before fireman.
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    A flooring inspector or a fireman.
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    Dairy farmer.
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    Royal navy cabin boy. Even though he's what, 30 now?
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    Video Game main Character!

    Largo´s assitant

    Fisherman

    Bulletman

    Spitter

    Mighty Digger

    Mighty Lawyer (good liying)
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    aquarium cleaner. (he can hold his breath for 10 minutes)
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    I forgot about his Circus Experience! He Could be...

    - A Lion tamer

    - A Breaded Lady

    - A General Stuntman

    - A Trained Monkey
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    A Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate(tm) Lookalike
  • nikasaurnikasaur Telltale Alumni
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    I'm Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Restaurant Server.
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    He was made for pirating and nothing else!
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    Mentally and physically, Guybrush is best suited for the job of ship's anchor.
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    guybrush threepwood, mighty accountant.
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    Don't you people know? Guybrush is a Mighty Fisherman™!
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    leader of the anti-Porcelain movement
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    I could see him working at Starbucks, possibly at Mc Donalds....
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    Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty professor of Archeology.

    Always wears a fedora and carries a whip traveling the globe searching for antiquities. Hmm sounds Familiar....
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    Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Freelance Policeman!

    ...just in a different city than Sam and Max. Cutting into each other's business aside, having all three of them in one place at one time for too long would probbably rip a hole in the fabric of space/time.

    *Edit* First post? Wha? I know I lurk a lot, and I haven't really checked in since S&M 2, but I could have sworn that I had posted a FEW times since signing up. ...didn't I?

    ¬_¬

    <_<

    ...I guess not.
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    Guybrush is an excellent ventriloquist; after having just looked at a book he instantly learned how to throw his voice.
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    Star pitcher in a baseball team.
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    The Jewelcrafting/Enchanting combo is quite profitable..
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