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Morgan LeFlay is....

quigon87quigon87
edited October 2009 in Tales of Monkey Island
.... the reason why Waldo is hiding...

A rattlesnake once bit Morga LeFlay in the leg. After five hours of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died....

Morgan LeFlay died 5 years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't build up the courage to tell her...
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  • LowMoralFiberLowMoralFiber
    edited October 2009
    Morgan LeFlay has the gall to steal a topic that should rightfully be devoted to Santino!
  • Polkovnik PetrPolkovnik Petr
    edited October 2009
    Santino ftw. I would like to nominate him for best characterized dead character who started dead
  • quigon87quigon87
    edited October 2009
    Santino counted to infinity.... twice.

    Barry Bonds? He didnt do steroids, Santino breathed on him...

    When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Santino...
  • LowMoralFiberLowMoralFiber
    edited October 2009
    To be fair...

    Morgan LeFlay's blade is the only weapon that can harm Santino!
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited October 2009
    If Morgan and Santino had a baby, his name would be Chuck Norris.
  • GaryCXJkGaryCXJk
    edited October 2009
    Despite other claims, Morgan LeFlay was the only reason the song 'Fresh' existed.

    It wasn't the Persians, it was Morgan LeFlay killed the 300.

    The Germans would have won World War II if it weren't for Morgan LeFlay.
  • Jerec84Jerec84
    edited October 2009
    If Santino is so good, then how come he's dead?
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited October 2009
    Jerec84 wrote: »
    If Santino is so good, then how come he's dead?

    To become one with the force.
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited October 2009
    Chuck Norris was once believed to be the most badass in the universe, but now he is only the 4th. The third is of course Santino, whose awesomeness isn't even troubled by a little thing like death. Morgan LeFlay is the second greatest badass.
  • PainDealerPainDealer
    edited October 2009
    God wanted to create the world in 10 days. Morgan gave him 6.
  • Captain MickeyCaptain Mickey
    edited October 2009
    Santino is so badass, that even when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him, Santino still felt no pain.
  • shrefshref
    edited October 2009
    apenpaap wrote: »
    Chuck Norris was once believed to be the most badass in the universe, but now he is only the 4th. The third is of course Santino, whose awesomeness isn't even troubled by a little thing like death. Morgan LeFlay is the second greatest badass.

    so who is number 1?
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited October 2009
    Captain Robau.
  • misterspookymisterspooky
    edited October 2009
    morgan leflay is soooo fat, she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time plz
  • nitsujsedohrnitsujsedohr
    edited October 2009
    The most amazing animated woman ever.
  • GaryCXJkGaryCXJk
    edited October 2009
    Jerec84 wrote: »
    If Santino is so good, then how come he's dead?

    He's not dead, he's just badly injured.
  • shrefshref
    edited October 2009
    GaryCXJk wrote: »
    He's not dead, he's just badly injured.

    only a flesh wound?
  • nitsujsedohrnitsujsedohr
    edited October 2009
    "Your loony!"

    "no I'm not"

    "yes, you are you got no arm"

    "yes I do"

    "Then what's that?"
    shref wrote: »
    only a flesh wound?

    Monty Python FTW
  • shrefshref
    edited October 2009
    nitsujsedohr wrote: »
    "Your loony!"

    "no I'm not"

    "yes, you are you got no arm"

    "yes I do"

    "Then what's that?"



    Monty Python FTW

    exactly :)
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited October 2009
    shref wrote: »
    exactly :)

    Monkey Island and the Holy Grail.

    Epic! We... are the disembodied skulls who say.... Ni!


    EDIT: It seems I've quoted a person who's post does not explain mine... Oh well! :)
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited October 2009
    Who's waldo again?
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited October 2009
    Geypi wrote: »
    Who's waldo again?

    You know... The guy in the red-striped shirt and hat. In the books. Where everyone wears red-striped stuff. And you have to find him...waldo.jpg
  • nitsujsedohrnitsujsedohr
    edited October 2009
    I don't see him, where is he!?
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited October 2009
    Tpravetz wrote: »
    You know... The guy in the red-striped shirt and hat. In the books. Where everyone wears red-striped stuff. And you have to find him...waldo.jpg

    and what does he have to do with MI?
  • thanatos56thanatos56
    edited October 2009
    Geypi wrote: »
    and what does he have to do with MI?

    He's in all of the games if you know where to look.
  • monkey_05_06monkey_05_06
    edited October 2009
    For the record his real name is "Wally" and we just call him "Waldo" in Amerikaa. :)

    Coz you know, us stupid Amerikaans don't know how to pronounce names like "Wally" or words like "philosopher".

    [/sarcasm]
  • quigon87quigon87
    edited October 2009
    Jerec84 wrote: »
    If Santino is so good, then how come he's dead?
    Lena_P wrote: »
    To become one with the force.

    This is the correct answer...
  • quigon87quigon87
    edited October 2009
    Santino doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time it is...
  • quigon87quigon87
    edited October 2009
    Before the boogie-man goes to bed, he checks his closet for Morgan LeFlay...
  • thatdude98thatdude98
    edited October 2009
    Morgan LeFlay decided to sell the blood of her enemies as a tasty and reusable condiment. It's called ketchup.
  • jmmjmm
    edited October 2009
    My God! I'm a tomato!
  • GaryCXJkGaryCXJk
    edited October 2009
    Speaking of Wally/Waldo:
    CEO of Disney, Robert Iger, recently announced he is entering into talks with Handford regarding production of a "Where's Wally" feature length film for release in late 2011.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where%27s_Wally%3F

    do-not-want.jpg
  • nadirnadir
    edited October 2009
    Morgan LeFlay is... no match for Elaine
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited October 2009
    Morgan LeFlay is a Friendly Mushroom
  • jmmjmm
    edited October 2009
    Morgan LeFlay is a figment of your imagination
  • wavefunctionwavefunction
    edited October 2009
    Title of Bible was meant to be "Santino & Co."

    Morgan Le Flay can set ants on fiyah with magnifying glass... at midnight!

    Morgan Le Flay will never have a heart attack. Her heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack her.

    Guybrush Threepwood was the only one who tossed Morgan in the icy blue with one hand, that TRULY IS what makes him mighty pirate.
  • PainDealerPainDealer
    edited October 2009
    wavefunction wrote: »
    Morgan Le Flay will never have a heart attack. Her heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack her.

    heh that's a new one for me :D
  • kderbykderby
    edited October 2009
    She's A ninja warrior, master of disguise
    She could melt your brain with her laser-beam eyes, Oh yeah Oh yeah
    She has her own line at the DMV
    She made sweet, sweet love to a manatee Oh yeah
    Oh yeah, that was something to see, I tell ya
  • reverend samreverend sam
    edited October 2009
    morgan leflay is a well known murderer
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited October 2009
    Morgan Le Flay is so mean, she once killed a man for snoring too loud, poor Santino ...
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