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Kill the User Above you

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  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited April 2010
    Everlast is ever the last, in lines, at support, when getting a job.

    Having enough of it, he implodes the galaxy, and sucks everything we hold dear in a black hole... for punishment.

    Everlast is finally slain by an evil race of aliens who feel offended at his killcount.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2010
    Hassat Hunter wrote: »
    Everlast is ever the last, in lines, at support, when getting a job.

    Having enough of it, he implodes the galaxy, and sucks everything we hold dear in a black hole... for punishment.

    Everlast is finally slain by an evil race of aliens who feel offended at his killcount.

    Alas, poor Hassat Hunter was shot whilst hunting Hassats. Oh! Oh sweet, delicious, insidious irony.
  • Rather DashingRather Dashing
    edited April 2010
    Andrew Ryan had his face smashed in by a putter. If only he had a better relationship with his son...
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2010
    Rather Dashing wrote: »
    Andrew Ryan had his face smashed in by a putter. If only he had a better relationship with his son...

    *Hands golf club* KILL

    (Also, Rather Dashing is dashed against some rather sharp rocks.)
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited April 2010
    I feel we oughta play this game in CoD on Wii to see my everlasting will atleast!

    Ryan is killed by Andrew!
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2010
    Everlast wrote: »
    I feel we oughta play this game in CoD on Wii to see my everlasting will atleast!

    Ryan is killed by Andrew!

    But CoD on Wii is awful!

    Also, Everlast is devoured by angry helicopter security drones.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited April 2010
    Andrew and Ryan is killed by each other! You can't stand my everlasting power son! NEXT!
  • Nintendo Boy1Nintendo Boy1
    edited April 2010
    Everlast is killed by a man that was last in the contest to last ever and ever.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited April 2010
    Nintendo Boy is killed by Sony Playstation1 BOOYAHH!!!
  • Nintendo Boy1Nintendo Boy1
    edited April 2010
    Everlast is killed by a chemical fusion gone horrible wrong which was supose to allow people to last, forever and ever!
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2010
    Nintendo Boy1 wrote: »
    Everlast is killed by a chemical fusion gone horrible wrong which was supose to allow people to last, forever and ever!

    Nintendo Boy is brutally slain by Sony Girl and Microsoft Hermaphrodite.
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited April 2010
    Would you kindly beat the crap out of this guy, preferable with a golf club?

    Yes...? Good!
  • Nintendo Boy1Nintendo Boy1
    edited April 2010
    hassat hunter got killed by a hunter named hassat
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited April 2010
    Nintendo boy is killed by Atari!

    [btw funny post on hassat!]
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2010
    I was hoping someone would come up with the bloody golf club eventually.

    Um... Everlast dies of cancer. Alone and desperate, in a house full of cats, he cries as he realizes that the chemo has failed. His eyes close heavily one final time.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited April 2010
    Oh but they OPEN!!! Everlast regains his power from his will! Remember Everlast is ethereal, everywhere, its greatness, and it gets inside u and transfer the terminal cancer!

    You open your eyes and regain consciusness it was you all along looking at yourself in the mirror with cancer and you shut your eyes and your existence is engulfed in all blackness with only thing you can see that says "GAME OVER" press start!
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2010
    Everlast wrote: »
    Oh but they OPEN!!! Everlast regains his power from his will! Remember Everlast is ethereal, everywhere, its greatness, and it gets inside u and transfer the terminal cancer!

    You open your eyes and regain consciusness it was you all along looking at yourself in the mirror with cancer and you shut your eyes and your existence is engulfed in all blackness with only thing you can see that says "GAME OVER" press start!

    3... 2... 1... Respawn.
    Andrew Ryan respawns in red SPARTAN armour in the middle of some bloody gulch. He fires a rocket at a warrior wearing a blue suit of armour similar to his own who is holding a mere plasma pistol. As the body disappears, Andrew Ryan remembers the name he saw hovering above the warrior's head... Everlast.
  • jmmjmm
    edited April 2010
    Thread: Kill the User Above you
    Jmm: Wish granted!
    ** Andrew Ryan dies in a gruesome and painful way
  • Nintendo Boy1Nintendo Boy1
    edited April 2010
    Jmm gets killed by a group of terrorist, who launched the JMM nuclear missle, aimed directly at his house!
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited April 2010
    Nintendo Boy1 dies by being sat on by an evil psychic portal monkey, who came to this dimension for no particular reason, that is bent on world destruction.
  • Nintendo Boy1Nintendo Boy1
    edited April 2010
    The Mighty M dies by a giant pink catepillar with a golf club who shoot bread crust out of his noes and has a nuclear burp, which killed him
  • jmmjmm
    edited April 2010
    Nintendo Boy1 becomes a prismatologist and dies out of bliss.
  • Nintendo Boy1Nintendo Boy1
    edited April 2010
    jmm dies from a exsplosive heart attack, which no one knew was exsplosive. So not only did it killed him, but friends and family around him as well.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2010
    Nintendo Boy dies when he realises that Nintendo cares more about grandmas and non-gamers than they do real gamers.
  • planetthreepwoodplanetthreepwood
    edited April 2010
    Andrew Ryan dies because he hates Nintendo.
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited April 2010
    planetthreepwood dies because the newest version of guybrush kills him for not having him in his avatar
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited May 2010
    The Highway wrote: »
    planetthreepwood dies because the newest version of guybrush kills him for not having him in his avatar

    The Highway is killed by Old Gregg and HOW THE HELL IS THIS THREAD STILL ALIVE?
  • ted12ted12
    edited May 2010
    AndrewRyan is brutally slayed for questioning this thread's longevity.
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited May 2010
    ted12 is killed by the skull thing in his avatar
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited May 2010
    The Highway is killed by a thousand falling yellow toasters singing Bohemian Rhapsody on sunday.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited May 2010
    Remolay dies watching the signature of the Highway dancing, as his pupils melts.
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited May 2010
    Everlast dies from a brain asphyxiation after suffering too many spelling and grammar errors.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited May 2010
    The highway dies by being destroyed and replaced with the Airway!
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited May 2010
    Everlast wrote: »
    The highway dies by being destroyed and replaced with the Airway!

    Everlast is torn apart by Hidden People.
  • Rather DashingRather Dashing
    edited May 2010
    Andrew Ryan mysteriously vanishes after assuming he can dictate the Hidden People's actions.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited May 2010
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  • Rather DashingRather Dashing
    edited May 2010
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  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited May 2010
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  • Rather DashingRather Dashing
    edited May 2010
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  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited May 2010
    :creepy hidden person hat and eyes and that's it but im too lazy to photoshop it:
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