Yare and Nikasaur are engaged!

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  • edited April 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    Maybe he's a masochist and Nikki knows that.

    I could said something about this, but I'll better keep quiet.

    Anyway... 6 pack of Inca Cola of 2 lts. Directly from Perú. Trust me, it'll hurt more than Nikki's beating.

    (It's awful, that freaking thing it's awful! But it's rare because is from Sud America! And, according to Sam, is from the most weird looking animals come from!)

    IncaKola6.jpg
  • edited April 2010
    AND you can jarate people with it!
  • edited April 2010
    I bid one unopened can of Mountain Dew Throwback and a bag of SweeTarts jellybeans. If the video's really good, I'll throw in a real Feast for the Senses map.
  • edited April 2010
    Is there an actual video and do we have to bid food? Because I can knit you something in exchange for videos.
    Stalking is so hard from far away, I could really use someone in the building.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2010
    Aw c'mon guys, he's trying to turn us against each other! Why fight between ourselves when we're much stronger as a unit? Game theory??

    We team up as a bloc and select just a single representative to bid - pooling our resources, effectively the only competition we have is nikasaur, who is chasing a different outcome (we all want to see that footage, she for some bizarre reason does not want it made public).

    With our combined bidding power we price nikasaur out of the market, and Suro is forced to sell to us (probably an artificially low price, since we're working together rather than against each other). Our "winner" then posts the footage on youTube, and the world is a better place.

    WE CAN'T LOSE.
  • edited April 2010
    Technically, anyone on Team Cootie should be banding together to try and acquire the video for Nikki.
  • edited April 2010
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    Aw c'mon guys, he's trying to turn us against each other! Why fight between ourselves when we're much stronger as a unit? Game theory??

    We team up as a bloc and select just a single representative to bid - pooling our resources, effectively the only competition we have is nikasaur, who is chasing a different outcome (we all want to see that footage, she for some bizarre reason does not want it made public).

    With our combined bidding power we price nikasaur out of the market, and Suro is forced to sell to us (probably an artificially low price, since we're working together rather than against each other). Our "winner" then posts the footage on youTube, and the world is a better place.

    WE CAN'T LOSE.

    I like the way you think.
  • nikasaurnikasaur Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2010
    Actually, Argyle would be the ones who wouldn't want this seen.

    It would just make me seem more ferocious.
  • edited April 2010
    Ok guys! Let the Team Cootie handle this and post it on youTube, because is going to affect the cause of Team Argyle AND everyone of said Team want to see it anyway, so, EVERYBODY WINS!
  • edited April 2010
    nikasaur wrote: »
    Actually, Argyle would be the ones who wouldn't want this seen.

    It would just make me seem more ferocious.
    Technically, anyone on Team Cootie should be banding together to try and acquire the video for Nikki to publicly broadcast to boost her ferocious image.

    fix'd

    Also, anyone on Team Cootie with decent flash skills should definitely animate this fight.
  • edited April 2010
    Wait, wait, wait.

    I just need to get this straight. What are we bidding for? Is it a video of a dinosaur fighting a man in an argyle sweater-vest?
  • edited April 2010
    I don't want any more bruises. I'm outta here :(
  • edited April 2010
    Fealiks wrote: »
    Wait, wait, wait.

    I just need to get this straight. What are we bidding for? Is it a video of a dinosaur fighting a man in an argyle sweater-vest?

    yep.
  • edited April 2010
    Awww Suro withdrew his offer.

    Oh well. Nikki ended up looking like a ferocious bully anyways and if Yare didn't want it to be seen, he'll be happy that it wasn't.

    Suro, PM me the video plz
  • edited April 2010
    Okay, I'll bid my "supple skin" skill. It gives you supple skin.
  • edited April 2010
    Katsuro wrote: »
    I don't want any more bruises. I'm outta here :(

    You forget that I know where you spend your weekends, you liar, you. :p
  • edited April 2010
    Lena_P wrote: »
    You forget that I know where you spend your weekends, you liar, you. :p

    Haha creepy D:
  • edited April 2010
    Katsuro wrote: »
    Haha creepy D:

    Whenever you accept an invitation in facebook it posts it. You realize that, right?
  • edited April 2010
    Lena_P wrote: »
    Whenever you accept an invitation in facebook it posts it. You realize that, right?

    Wednesdays are not weekends though!
  • edited April 2010
    Oh, that's what you were doing? When she said she was there for your "weekly beating" I thought she meant you were sparring partners, you know, what with the padded, leather gloves and all.
  • edited April 2010
    It's this going to set a trend, like the Telltale version of Celebrity Deathmatch?
  • edited April 2010
    Hey, that would be fun.

    Celebrity Deathmatch: Telltale Staff Edition
  • Chyron8472 wrote: »
    Hey, that would be fun.

    Celebrity Matchmaker: Telltale Staff Edition

    Fixed.
  • [TTG] Yare[TTG] Yare Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2010
    Fixed.

    More like Celebrity Deathmatchmaker.
  • edited May 2010
    So...erm...this is the second Tuesday in a row with no Telltale Tuesday. For that matter, Nikki hasn't posted on here in a week. I can only draw one logical conclusion from this.

    Yare killed Nikasaur in her sleep.
  • edited May 2010
    So...erm...this is the second Tuesday in a row with no Telltale Tuesday. For that matter, Nikki hasn't posted on here in a week. I can only draw one logical conclusion from this.

    Yare killed Nikasaur in her sleep.

    Yeah, I miss Nikki too.
  • edited May 2010
    She's online and looking at this thread right now! Everyone look busy!
  • edited May 2010
    Wapcaplet wrote: »
    She's online and looking at this thread right now! Everyone look busy!

    ...Dude, now she's gonna know we're spying on her. Real smart.
  • edited May 2010
    Eek! Now Yare and Will are watching us, too! Quick, how do I look?
  • edited May 2010
    Like a Yare stalker?
  • edited May 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    Eek! Now Yare and Will are watching us, too! Quick, how do I look?
    ...Dude, now Yare and Will know that we're spying on them. Real smart. :p
  • edited May 2010
    Wapcaplet wrote: »
    ...Dude, now Yare and Will know that we're spying on them. Real smart. :p

    Psst. I'm pretty sure they both knew I'm stalking them already.
  • edited May 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    Psst. I'm pretty sure they both knew I'm stalking them already.
    Wait, so you're stalking Will now too?

    I think we need to maintain a canonical list of Telltalers and their respective stalkers.
  • edited May 2010
    Wapcaplet wrote: »
    Wait, so you're stalking Will now too?

    Sure. Why not?
    Wapcaplet wrote: »
    I think we need to maintain a canonical list of Telltalers and their respective stalkers.

    That's gonna be pretty easy. Left: telltale employee list. Right: Avistew.
  • edited May 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    That's gonna be pretty easy. Left: telltale employee list. Right: Avistew.

    At first I thought, "Well, you wouldn't be stalking both Yare and Nikasaur given that Nikasaur hates Yare's guts!" But then I remembered this:
    Avistew wrote: »
    Althought the best would be helping them get back together and be with both of them!

    And then I started backing slowly away from the thread. :D
  • edited May 2010
    That's actually very close to that weird dream I had.
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