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i am angry telltale grrrr!

reverend samreverend sam
edited April 2010 in Sam & Max
so i am now playing episode 2 of season 2 of sam and max, and i hate bagpipes.

that isn't fair to bagpipes. they can be nice and fine and lovely when they're done well. BUT there is this tone that they get sometimes that just KILLS me. instant headache and it makes me hate bagpipes.

and it turns out there's a bagpipe challenge in moai better blues about how COPS hates bagpipes and so you get to destroy them BUT IN DOING SO YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO BAGPIPE MUSIC SEEMINGLY CALIBRATED TO MY TEMPLES. INSTANT HEADACHE.

what the hell telltale seriously if you hate bagpipes so much why make me listen to the most terrible bagpipe terribleness that happens why

you jerks

Comments

  • MRNMRN
    edited April 2010
    ................


    lolwut?
  • Astro GnocciAstro Gnocci
    edited April 2010
    *plays some bagpipe boogie*
  • WillWill Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2010
    Technically, no actual audio is needed to solve that puzzle, so you could just turn the volume off. You know, if you really wanted.
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited April 2010
    I am pretty sure this is an 1 april gag...
  • reverend samreverend sam
    edited April 2010
    Will wrote: »
    Technically, no actual audio is needed to solve that puzzle, so you could just turn the volume off. You know, if you really wanted.
    WELL i wasn't EXPECTING a puzzle which starts off promising HATRED OF BAGPIPES to INSTEAD ASSAULT ME with BAGPIPES so i didn't think to turn my sound down because I have NORMALLY very much ENJOYED TELLTALE SOUND DESIGN :mad:

    maybe if i plan this episode again i'll do that
  • nikasaurnikasaur Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2010
    But you look quite nice in a kilt.
  • reverend samreverend sam
    edited April 2010
    this in NOT about me in my kilt okay this is about telltale and how they are jerks
  • MalkyTopMalkyTop
    edited April 2010
    Aw, I like bagpipes. To each his own, yeah?

    Don't worry, Telltale, I'll always love you. Even if I didn't like bagpipes.
  • RandulfRandulf
    edited April 2010
    I like bagpipes
    Do a Scottish episode. Have Sam wear a kilt, so we can see whether he has a tail or not.
  • CheriCheri
    edited April 2010
    Randulf wrote: »
    I like bagpipes
    Do a Scottish episode. Have Sam wear a kilt, so we can see whether he has a tail or not.

    Oh lord.

    Cheri + men in kilts = oh god yes
    Cheri + Sam = oh god yes
    Cheri + Sam in a kilt = Cheri dissolving into a pile of incoherent mush.
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited April 2010
    reverend sam wrote: »
    you jerks

    riiiiiight, telltale are the jerks...:rolleyes:
  • MalkyTopMalkyTop
    edited April 2010
    Sam...in a kilt....? Oh god...now I feel like attempting to doodle that.
  • light_riseslight_rises
    edited April 2010
    samkilt_paint.png

    Quick! Someone post a drawing of this idea that's actually wacky/bizarre!

    I'll be in bed while you guys take care of that, 'kay? 'kay.
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited April 2010
    That... Is... Incredible. You did that so fast!
  • JedExodusJedExodus
    edited April 2010
    reverend sam wrote: »
    BUT IN DOING SO YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO BAGPIPE MUSIC SEEMINGLY CALIBRATED TO MY TEMPLES. INSTANT HEADACHE.

    You know what gives me a headache? Interweb shouting.

    Well no. But still, calm the hell down soldier
  • CheriCheri
    edited April 2010
    light_rises is credit to team...er..forum.
  • JoopJoop
    edited April 2010
    I don't think he's serious though... Isn't this a really weird misunderstood april fools joke?
  • GryffalioGryffalio
    edited April 2010
    Bagpipes are like that. Some select few can listen to them all day. Like me.


    ... Then there's the lightweights among us who get headaches at a spider's sneeze :)
  • GinnyNGinnyN
    edited April 2010
    ehhhhhhh!!!!

    Kilts!
  • light_riseslight_rises
    edited April 2010
    GinnyN wrote: »
    Yeesssss!!!!

    Kilts!

    Fix'd.
  • der_ketzerder_ketzer
    edited April 2010
    The Highway wrote: »
    riiiiiight, telltale are the jerks...:rolleyes:

    More than Jerks.
  • GinnyNGinnyN
    edited April 2010
    Now I remember it, there's a urban tribe in Tokyo which is all about men in skirts. There's even 2 dedicated shops!
  • ZoninoZonino
    edited April 2010
    light_rises wrote: »
    Fix'd.

    Zonino approves: +5
  • GinnyNGinnyN
    edited April 2010
    light_rises wrote: »
    Fix'd.

    In fact that pretty much translated from chilean to english ;).
  • TeethTeeth
    edited April 2010
    light_rises wrote: »
    samkilt_paint.png

    Looks like he bought it from the same shop Stan gets his jackets from... :P
  • AvistewAvistew
    edited April 2010
    My husband has a utilikilt. (I'm allergic to wool so he can't have the traditional woolen ones).

    Here, a wedding picture (right before the wedding, that is):
    img6612.jpg

    I love that thing, it looks awesome.
    I mean the kilt, not my husband.
    I mean, I love my husband too, and he looks awesome too (if freakishly tall), but I wouldn't refer to him as "this thing" or "it".

    Anyway, it's a really nice kilt.
    Why are we talking about kilts again?
  • GinnyNGinnyN
    edited April 2010
    No idea, but it seems like a good idea
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited April 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    My husband has a utilikilt. (I'm allergic to wool so he can't have the traditional woolen ones).

    Here, a wedding picture (right before the wedding, that is):
    [image]

    I love that thing, it looks awesome.
    I mean the kilt, not my husband.
    I mean, I love my husband too, and he looks awesome too (if freakishly tall), but I wouldn't refer to him as "this thing" or "it".

    Anyway, it's a really nice kilt.
    Why are we talking about kilts again?


    Admit it. You like seeing him in it because you know that guys who wear kilts don't wear anything under them, and it get's you thinking about... stuff.
  • BiggerJBiggerJ
    edited April 2010
    I have invented a term for a phisically painful note played on bagpipes: the Plaid Note.
  • AvistewAvistew
    edited April 2010
    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    Admit it. You like seeing him in it because you know that guys who wear kilts don't wear anything under them, and it gets you thinking about... stuff.

    Well,
    it was our wedding
    +
    we were going to play bowling after that
    =
    I made damn sure he was wearing something under it :P

    And I don't need help to think about "stuff". You should know that by now.
  • GinnyNGinnyN
    edited April 2010
    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    Admit it. You like seeing him in it because you know that guys who wear kilts don't wear anything under them, and it get's you thinking about... stuff.

    Wait, they don't use anything under that?
  • JedExodusJedExodus
    edited April 2010
    GinnyN wrote: »
    Wait, they don't use anything under that?

    If you ever find yourself at a Scottish wedding reception you'll learn the hard way my friend
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited April 2010
    GinnyN wrote: »
    Wait, they don't use anything under that?
    You never watched "Braveheart"? :confused:
  • GinnyNGinnyN
    edited April 2010
    Hassat Hunter wrote: »
    You never watched "Braveheart"? :confused:

    Nope.

    And, anyway, I just like men with skirts. That's all.
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