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The douchey nitpicking thread SPOILERS!!

tredlowtredlow
edited April 2010 in Sam & Max
The game sucks for these reasons:
  1. Max's head is on fire. This is a bad example for kids, because now they think that setting their heads on fire won't kill them.
  2. Remember that talking monkey from Escape From Monkey Island? General Skunkape is basically a rehash of this character; a primate who talks.
  3. Also, remember Limozeen, from Homestarrunner.com? Skunkape is also a rehash of them because he is from space also.
  4. The pizza place was called Meesta Pizza, which is obviously a misspelling. It's spelled' Mister or Mr. Pizza. This game's obviously isn't spellchecked enough.
  5. It doesn't have enough cowbell. I need more cowbell.
  6. The alien brain makes no sense because aliens don't exist, and therefore should not be in the game.
  7. Momma Bosco is dead. This is disrespectful, Telltale. Respect the dead.
  8. The story sucks because toys are for kids and I'm not a kid.
What other 'flaws' can you guys think of?

Comments

  • FalancaFalanca
    edited April 2010
    There is no censoring this time. I mean I just clicked on jukebox and that ONE song started to yell like 'SODA'. So now trying to sell your games with lots of swearing, huh Telltale?
  • CrrashCrrash
    edited April 2010
    the sky in the game is green. that's just wrong, it should be blue
    http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/11/blue-sky-in-games-campaign-launched.html
  • Giant TopeGiant Tope
    edited April 2010
    wtf dogs and rabbits cant talk
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited April 2010
    Seriously, no one complained about the nudity yet?
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited April 2010
    Yeah, there should have been waaay more nudity! What is this, a kiddie Nintendo game?! We wanna see skin, people, and lots of it!
  • FalancaFalanca
    edited April 2010
    There IS nudity, guys..

    http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1362&stc=1&d=1271437887


    How unsexily sexy. I want my money back.
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited April 2010
    Psht! And that's enough for you? I want to see Kurt take off that plastic housing nice and slow ... ;)
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited April 2010
    Falanca wrote: »
    There IS nudity, guys..

    http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1362&stc=1&d=1271437887
    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

    So HOT it may even get on fire!
  • ShwooShwoo
    edited April 2010
    Skeletal Sam and Max didn't have vestigial fifth fingers! This game is anatomically incorrect! :mad:

    And some things were left unexplained! Who is Stinky's boyfriend! Why didn't the apocalypse happen! Sam never found true love! :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

    And one thing that Sam said sounded like Strong Bad wrote it. I'm boycotting Telltale until they credit the fictional characters who worked on the game. :mad::mad:
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited April 2010
    Shwoo wrote: »
    Sam never found true love!
    Yes, he did!

    Your own fault for missing it...
  • ShwooShwoo
    edited April 2010
    No he didn't! He said "nah"! You're stupid! The game's stupid! This whole camp is stupid! That thing flying at you is stupid! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
  • DJYellow22DJYellow22
    edited April 2010
    Grandpa Stinky has a very creepy beard.

    THAT IS ALL.
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited April 2010
    people with billions of dollars dont go gambling. its a scientific fact.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited April 2010
    Also, The color of the traffic cone in front of the Freelance Police building should've been brighter. Totally ruined the game.
  • RipcordRipcord
    edited April 2010
    The douchey nitpicking thread

    ...Finally! I was waiting for one.
  • CrrashCrrash
    edited April 2010
    there were no soda poppers... Sam & max sucks without them
  • TrogdormanTrogdorman
    edited April 2010
    well i won't argue with one thing.....this was pretty douchey to do. the game was awesome, the lack of logic is what pulls it all together?! and who gives two craps about the soda poppers......unless this was all a joke, in which case :o sorry
  • caeskacaeska
    edited April 2010
    The timer on the anti-matter bomb inside the Penal Zone didn't tick down! It just stayed at the same number the whole time, what kinda sad excuse for a bomb is that?
  • iamwhoiamiamwhoiam
    edited April 2010
    caeska, i agree the bomb should have changing numbers.
    But as this is Sam and Max they should just switch randomly
  • GinnyNGinnyN
    edited April 2010
    I had a nitpicking after thinking about it! (THAT nitpik): Chilean nu-Metal bands? Seriously? Why nobody told me? I could search for something!

    (They weren't talking about this, right? or this?)
  • Power46Power46
    edited April 2010
    Shwoo wrote: »
    No he didn't! He said "nah"! You're stupid! The game's stupid! This whole camp is stupid! That thing flying at you is stupid! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

    Psychonauts!
  • KromsKroms
    edited April 2010
    I GOT TRAUMATIZED BY THE GUN!! It should have been a walkie-talkie!!!! DONT YOU KNOW SPIELBERG IS GENIOUS THAT IS WHY!! ALSO!!! There was a car that blew up and it made me think of that time I almost saw a car blow up and then I broke down and I cried.
  • ShwooShwoo
    edited April 2010
    Power46 wrote: »
    Psychonauts!
    Yep!
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited April 2010
    Shwoo wrote: »
    No he didn't!
    Yes, he did.

    But there should have been a homo-erotical sex scene like Dragon Age. Seriously, who made this game?
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2010
    I was scandalised by Puddin'-Head Lincoln. Not only is it disrespectful to a U.S. national icon, it displays a complete lack of sensitivity towards people in famine-stricken Niger.

    For shame, Telltale. For shame.
    Kroms wrote: »
    I GOT TRAUMATIZED BY THE GUN!! It should have been a walkie-talkie!!!!

    *giggle* :D
  • NeatNitNeatNit
    edited April 2010
    We didn't get to see the building above-ground after it was turned into a new dimension! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited April 2010
    Also, after all these graphic improvements I still can't believe they made Sam and Max more like real rabbits or dogs.

    Where's the fur, TTG?
  • OMAOMA
    edited April 2010
    Crrash wrote: »
    the sky in the game is green. that's just wrong, it should be blue

    Wrong. It should be yellow!
    Steve Purcell himself said so once ;)
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited April 2010
    Power46 wrote: »
    Psychonauts!

    Speaking of Psychonauts, this game reminded me of Psychonauts.

    ANYWAY, TO NITPICKING!

    We never got to find out where Max keeps his gun! And his sock! And Skunkape doesn't even look like a Skunk, so Skunkape is a dumb name!
  • lombrelombre
    edited April 2010
    And Sam and Max aren't even Molemen! The brain is stupid for believing them! Brains can't be stupid! They're brains!
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited April 2010
    Also, Max said that Skun'kape's ship is a good likeness to him, while in reality, the fur color is wrong. I stopped playing right there, knowing that the game is unplayable.
  • StrongsadiowareStrongsadioware
    edited April 2010
    Maxilyah wrote: »
    Speaking of Psychonauts, this game reminded me of Psychonauts.

    ANYWAY, TO NITPICKING!

    We never got to find out where Max keeps his gun! And his sock!


    Well, I'm PRETTY sure it's none of our damn business.
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