What are gross things you did as a child (Warning Junvenile content)
A few come to mind.
Once I was on a trip with my mother and brothers. I went into a gas station bathroom, you know those round toilet things that look like a round bar of soap (see where this is going?...)
I fished it out and replaced it with the soap in the sink, I put the sink soap into the toilet and the round toilet cleaner into the sink. A truck driver used the toilet soap and stormed out of the bath room demanding to know why I did that.
Another time I simply went two two in a urinal. The thing about that is that you can't flush down two two in a urinal.
Another time I dared my brother at kids age, kids stuff to fish out shit out of the toilet and show it to our aunt for a rare hot wheels car. We never thought he'd do it. Well, he did, with a big grin on his face. She ran out of the house screaming he was a pervert, yelling WHY OH WHYYYY!? The sad part is, he never got his car, he got a cheap replacement instead.
Another time we had a school project back in High SChool, which I feel like was a fairly long time ago now, maturity wise. I ran into a duck pond for a shot, submerged myself in the water that they swim in and take a shit in, up to my ears, above my eyes...
Everyone in class went silent when they saw it, they were speech less and said it was gross.
It was embarrassing...yeah, the stuff High School can do to a guy...
Well, I'll add more when they come to mind. I don't want to give some one too much to read.
Once I was on a trip with my mother and brothers. I went into a gas station bathroom, you know those round toilet things that look like a round bar of soap (see where this is going?...)
I fished it out and replaced it with the soap in the sink, I put the sink soap into the toilet and the round toilet cleaner into the sink. A truck driver used the toilet soap and stormed out of the bath room demanding to know why I did that.
Another time I simply went two two in a urinal. The thing about that is that you can't flush down two two in a urinal.
Another time I dared my brother at kids age, kids stuff to fish out shit out of the toilet and show it to our aunt for a rare hot wheels car. We never thought he'd do it. Well, he did, with a big grin on his face. She ran out of the house screaming he was a pervert, yelling WHY OH WHYYYY!? The sad part is, he never got his car, he got a cheap replacement instead.
Another time we had a school project back in High SChool, which I feel like was a fairly long time ago now, maturity wise. I ran into a duck pond for a shot, submerged myself in the water that they swim in and take a shit in, up to my ears, above my eyes...
Everyone in class went silent when they saw it, they were speech less and said it was gross.
It was embarrassing...yeah, the stuff High School can do to a guy...
Well, I'll add more when they come to mind. I don't want to give some one too much to read.
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Well it's a not a descent topic to start, is it?
We have a new couch now, and I was not allowed in the kitchen for a year.
I was 14 12 7 5
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I think we may already have a winner if there is one to be had.
I feel honoured. *bows*
Yes, because making a cake on the couch is so horribly gross that he'd rather eat a roach than see such mess.
Things that she'd normally see in a cake mixture, except on the couch. Sans cake batter.
I mean, if it were in a bowl, it'd be the same thing. I just think it was the fact that it was on the couch.
A roach is gross no matter where it is. for all I know, that roach I ate could have been from the sewers wading in filth... and once again, the head was never recovered...
Actually, cockroaches have been found to be the cleanest insects there are.
Sometimes. Except they do have the habit of sometimes picking up diseases.
My point is, yolky flour and water is not gross. I'd play in it if I could.
Plus, it'd make some interesting paper mache (sp).
Your reaction sooooo reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TiXDq2ja7Q
...and apparently ladybugs are the most unclean, but I think I know which one I'd rather put in my mouth.
Actually, I'd play in it too! Reminds me of that slime you make with cornflour, that goes all hard when you put pressure on it!
Well I am in communications. Which is great because I have social anxiety...
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Now-a-days...well, that's another story...
Sounds like you were too well behaved to me...:p
I was my parents' darling little angel. *insert angelic smiley here*
Hmm, disgusting? I don't know if I did disgusting things. Although, when I was around 8 or 9, I did make a concoction of sorts for a friend (at the time). It had skittles and orange juice, and other normal ingredients, but somehow when mashed altogether it wasn't very good. Anyway, I convinced her to try it so she drank it and then threw it up in our bathroom. Needless to say, she never came back to my house again. But I wasn't trying to poison her, I was just trying to create a new smoothie flavor. I didn't have many friends that year, if I remember correctly.
I do remember one thing I did that was over the extreme, I ate a pinch of dishwasher powder once and threw up most of the night.
And then other things like all kids do, ate snot and glue.
I never ate a booger, not even once
I did however eat a wee pale sponge because I thought it was a marshmallow...and I enjoyed it
But Bogeys tasted nice! In fact, they still do! And they make good polution indicators! (Go to the city for the day, and they're all grey, whilst in the country, they are more green). I've said too much...
Apart from that, i wasn't really disgusting as a child. Although i'm told when i was a baby, i used to eat the contents of my nappy (diaper). Omnomnom.
Wow. That's pretty... grotesque.
I once mixed bananas, salt, baking power, flour and sugar, plus a piece of cake. And then dumped it all over the floor. (It was an accident, honest)
I did this with pens. One day (See where this is going?) a Pen burst. I spent the rest of aforementioned day spitting black ink into a sink.
I used to suck on the end of pens, and this happened to me!
Let's see...when I was really really little I had the nickname of M&M, or Munchin' Melanie. My mom had to hide from me when she ate, or I'd go up to her, mouth wide open, begging for food. There's a really disgusting picture of me having just dug through the trash with sour cream aaaall over my face. It took me ages after hearing that story the first time to actually get myself to eat sour cream again.
I also remember I liked to take the wrappers off of individually wrapped cheese slices, lick one side (of the wrappers, not the cheese), and stick them onto the bathroom mirror and walls. I did similarly with dixie cups, I'd take the bottom off and unwrap the side and I thought of it as "wallpaper" to decorate the bathroom with. Odd. Also, I'm not fond of those cheese slices anymore because of the memories of that too.
When I was a little older and my family was out I got out the sugar. I got out the soy sauce. I got a spoon. Yeah....twas an interesting taste.
When my older brother was a kid, he pooped on his bedroom floor, dumped out his dresser drawer, and covered it with the drawer.
I think you win for the most grossest thing ever.
Or that time I tasted yellow snow.
Or when I would frequently follow cats and dogs around just to watch them poop.
Those are just some examples.
Indeed!
Although in my case I think I could blame my combining things obsession on the fact I watched my dad play adventure games during those, oh so important, first 4 years of life.
You just reminded me of something i did a few years ago. I was eating a KitKat, and a friend made me laugh. For some reason instead of it coming out my mouth it came out my nose. I was sneezing chocolate for hours after that. Put me off KitKats for almost a whole day!