I think this should be some sort of outdoorshower, you scream, the T-Rex moves torwards you and before he bites he stops and water sprinkles out of his throat. Adjust the temperature either by the pitch of your voice or by rotating a tooth. The water can be red if you prefer it with shampoo already.
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"Sooo ... what ya readin'?"
...
"Latest issue of Sports Illustrated"
"Oh, that's got that interview with Ronaldo in it, right?"
"Yeah."
...
"I'm ... gonna go get the garbage from the other bathroom first."
"Thanks."
"Yeah."
Dinosaur backs out the door, shutting it carefully.
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And that's why Spielberg always returns my scripts.
Awesome. Disturbing, but still awesome.
The raptor-man looks like an air traffic controller (for incoming pterodactyls maybe)