Nikasaur finally gets her way
The general public might not have batted an eyelid, but us loyal fans can all see that this whole "Jurassic Park" nonsense is just mindless propaganda for team cooties. We're collectively ashamed.
As for "Back to the Future"? Please... you think we're dense enough not to understand what that means? Back to the future had hoverboards. Those hoverboards were allegedly made by the company Mattel. The very same Mattel that produce and sell toy cars. Cars run on fossil fuel. Fossils. Dinosaurs. We weren't born yesterday, Telltale.
Discuss.
As for "Back to the Future"? Please... you think we're dense enough not to understand what that means? Back to the future had hoverboards. Those hoverboards were allegedly made by the company Mattel. The very same Mattel that produce and sell toy cars. Cars run on fossil fuel. Fossils. Dinosaurs. We weren't born yesterday, Telltale.
Discuss.
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Telltale is run by gnomes called the Hidden People. Gnomes like Travelocity. There was a gnome in Half-Life 2: Episode 1. You have to send it to the moon. Gnomes are also well known for being put in the garden AND for living inside of MUSHROOMS.
Isn't it obvious?
Telltale is going to make a game about hiding gnomes that travel to a garden on the moon via mushrooms with the help of Gordon Freeman and Alyx Vance in order to establish a Travelocity chain.
IT WAS OBVIOUS.
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