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Just read Al Qaeda plot got twarted!!!!!

EverlastEverlast
edited July 2010 in General Chat
http://www.theonion.com/video/alqaeda-calls-off-attack-on-nations-capitol-to-spa,17688/

Just read the news, seems like we are winning the war on terror. Please comment on this SERIOUS matter and the new tactics used by Gen. Peatreus.

Comments

  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited July 2010
    Funny as hell. But I think he should've bombed stephanie meyer any way.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2010
    I can not tell if you are being serious or not.
  • tabstistabstis
    edited July 2010
    This is unbelievable. Thank heaven.
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited July 2010
    Guys, The Onion is a fake news thing. Clearly the "terrorist" is in front of a green screen, same with the newscaster. Don't take any of their stuff seriously, it's just for humor.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2010
    Yeah, I just cant tell if Everlast know that
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited July 2010
    Phew! America is safe. Turns out the Twilight series is good for something other than pressing flowers or making into a hidden safe. :p
  • jp-30jp-30
    edited July 2010
    Oh, God. That breaking news at the end...
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited July 2010
    Remolay wrote: »
    Yeah, I just cant tell if Everlast know that

    This is SERIOUS!
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited July 2010
    Everlast wrote: »
    This is SERIOUS!



    I looked at other videos on The Onion and found one that was called "Soccer is officially declared gay".

    It's not serious.
  • LeakLeak
    edited July 2010
    Meh, if those terrorists were real men they'd bomb Stephenie Meyer to oblivion and obsess over Charlaine Harris's books and characters... :D

    np: Applescal - Ugly But Nasty (A Slave's Commitment)
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2010
    The only thing serious about the Onion is The A.V. Club
  • ZoninoZonino
    edited July 2010
    jp-30 wrote: »
    Oh, God. That breaking news at the end...

    You caught that too huh?
  • GaryCXJkGaryCXJk
    edited July 2010
    I don't often use profanities on this site, but, WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE.

    Of course Everlast is aware that The Onion is a satyrical mock news website. It's all fake. This is something EVERYBODY should have known by now, seeing as the freaking Onion exists for at least a year, probably even longer than two.
  • jp-30jp-30
    edited July 2010
    GaryCXJk wrote: »
    This is something EVERYBODY should have known by now, seeing as the freaking Onion exists for at least a year, probably even longer than two.

    Ahahaha.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2010
    You'd be surprised what people don't know. Some one completely against Obama posted a link to an Onion Video thinking it was real



    when I was 9 my dad had a subscription to the actual paper version
  • FealiksFealiks
    edited July 2010
    GaryCXJk wrote: »
    I don't often use profanities on this site, but, WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE.

    Of course Everlast is aware that The Onion is a satyrical mock news website. It's all fake. This is something EVERYBODY should have known by now, seeing as the freaking Onion exists for at least a year, probably even longer than two.

    Maybe even twenty two.
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited July 2010
    You crack me up, l'il buddies.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited July 2010
    GaryCXJk wrote: »
    I don't often use profanities on this site, but, WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE.

    Of course Everlast is aware that The Onion is a satyrical mock news website. It's all fake. This is something EVERYBODY should have known by now, seeing as the freaking Onion exists for at least a year, probably even longer than two.

    Man Gary you made me LOL hard! I can't believe Remolay didnt get the message!

    But its all good! I just did this thread to stir some nonsense jokes, but people started debating if its a serious video or not. Thats how good the onion site is. I always check it casually cuzz its always bound to make me laugh!
  • AvistewAvistew
    edited July 2010
    Gary's post is the best in this thread.
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited July 2010
    This post is best post in the forum thread comment!
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited July 2010
    Remolay wrote: »
    You'd be surprised what people don't know. Some one completely against Obama posted a link to an Onion Video thinking it was real



    when I was 9 my dad had a subscription to the actual paper version

    Oh yeah that was on failbook.
    Something about him lipsincking his speeches and cussing.:D
  • FealiksFealiks
    edited July 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    Gary's post is the best in this thread.

    Looking back, I can't tell if he was joking when he said the onion's been around for longer than two years... I've been triple-satire'd!
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