Andrew Ryan

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  • edited July 2010
    i started this...
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    BoneFreak wrote: »
    i started this...

    That is correct. Look at what you wrought. Are you proud of yourself? Maybe you should be, but maybe not.
  • edited July 2010
    Power46 wrote: »
    That is correct. Look at what you wrought. Are you proud of yourself? Maybe you should be, but maybe not.

    I'm proud of him!
  • edited July 2010
    I'm proud of him!

    I am sure you are.
  • edited July 2010
    Power46 wrote: »
    I am sure you are.

    Don't doubt the master!
  • edited July 2010
    BoneFreak wrote: »
    Don't doubt the master!

    If he is the master, how come the entire population isn't living underwater?
  • edited July 2010
    If he is the master, how come the entire population isn't living underwater?

    He is a master, not a controller yet...
  • edited July 2010
    He doesn't want the ENTIRE population to live in his exclusive city.
  • edited July 2010
    BoneFreak wrote: »
    Don't doubt the master!

    Is he the master, OR THE SLAVE?
  • edited July 2010
    Fealiks wrote: »
    He doesn't want the ENTIRE population to live in his exclusive city.

    Ahh, okay. Carry on then, Mr. Ryan.
  • edited July 2010
    Fealiks wrote: »
    He doesn't want the ENTIRE population to live in his exclusive city.

    He didn't ask why everyone isn't living in Rapture. He asked why everyone isn't living underwater. Knowing Ryan, he'd probably just ferry everyone down in submarines and then toss them out on the bottom of the ocean floor, then he'd call us parasites for hogging all the sea water with our lungs.
  • edited July 2010
    He didn't ask why everyone isn't living in Rapture. He asked why everyone isn't living underwater. Knowing Ryan, he'd probably just ferry everyone down in submarines and then toss them out on the bottom of the ocean floor, then he'd call us parasites for hogging all the sea water with our lungs.

    Wait... This shouldn't be possible... How did you know!?
    GET OUT OF MY HEAD, PARASITE!!!!
  • edited July 2010
    Do you have any memories of a golf club... erm, colliding with your head?
  • edited July 2010
    Do you have any memories of a golf club... erm, colliding with your head?

    Yeah, but I got better.
  • edited July 2010
    Yeah, but I got better.

    You still seem to have mental problems though, get that fixed kind sir.
  • edited July 2010
    splash1 wrote: »
    You still seem to have mental problems though, get that fixed kind sir.

    No, no. It's cool. I got this.
  • edited July 2010
    See, Splash? It's okay. He's got this. He even said so himself.
  • edited July 2010
    And he was worried. That's the funny part.
  • edited July 2010
    Who WOULDN'T be worried? Of course we're overprotective of our most relevant and contributing forum member, Andrew Ryan, whose shtick is by no means getting old, hackneyed, or otherwise a major drain on the collective patience of the forumgoing community! To lose Andrew Ryan would be to lose the very heart of the Telltale forums, and I can't imagine a more devastating fate.
  • edited July 2010
    Well I'd be worried about anyone who got hit in the head by golf clubs while an entire city sunk into the ocean.
  • edited July 2010
    Well, you're worrying for nothing. I got this.
  • edited July 2010
    You sure? Just wanna be sure. Ya know, just in case.
  • edited July 2010
    Nah. 's cool. Got this... GOT IT.
  • edited July 2010
    Who WOULDN'T be worried? Of course we're overprotective of our most relevant and contributing forum member, Andrew Ryan, whose shtick is by no means getting old, hackneyed, or otherwise a major drain on the collective patience of the forumgoing community! To lose Andrew Ryan would be to lose the very heart of the Telltale forums, and I can't imagine a more devastating fate.

    Really? I'd totally forgotten about him until this thread popped up.
  • edited July 2010
    Really? I'd totally forgotten about him until this thread popped up.

    In fairness, I'd fallen out of habit. WEEKS would go by and I wouldn't bother this forum. Now, however, I have returned. See, the Cylons look like us now. They are certainly in the Fleet, and they are probably on this forum. I say this with 90% certainty. We may even have a Cylon in this very thread.

    So, of course I had to return.

    I got this.
  • edited July 2010
    We may even have a Cylon in this very thread.
    In this very thread? Ah, then you don't know. My friend, the Cylon is the VERY SUBJECT of this frakking thread!
  • edited July 2010
    In this very thread? Ah, then you don't know. My friend, the Cylon is the VERY SUBJECT of this fraking thread!

    The frak you say, boy?
  • edited July 2010
    The frak you say, boy?
    I'm saying that this thread was created, is maintained, and contains discussion about one subject. And that subject...is the Cylon.
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    A man chooses, a Cylon obeys?

    Wait, let me try that again...
  • edited July 2010
    I'm saying that this thread was created, is maintained, and contains discussion about one subject. And that subject...is the Cylon.

    I wouldn't have returned if not to combat the Cylon. Why would I return otherwise? Your logic is flawed.

    Frak you, Dashing!
  • edited July 2010
    I wouldn't have returned if not to combat the Cylon. Why would I return otherwise? Your logic is flawed.

    Frak you, Dashing!
    Oh really?

    How many people do you know who have died, of violent circumstances even, and then just "got better"? Do you even know how you "got better" from the blunt trauma to your head? That fractured your skull and scrambled your brains? Or is it vague, hazy, like the transitional points in a dream?

    Do you find yourself feeling that the rest of the world is sinful?

    Why aren't you hiding in your underwater city anymore, Ryan? You used to be content to build your own utopian society away from the parasites. Now you've come back. Why? Perhaps your goals have subtly changed. Perhaps you don't realize that you have been programmed now to cleanse the galaxy of the sinful human race, with their "New Deals", flaws, and...ORGANIC HEARTS.

    Look inside yourself.

    And you'll find waterproof electronics.
  • edited July 2010
    Oh really?

    How many people do you know who have died, of violent circumstances even, and then just "got better"? Do you even know how you "got better" from the blunt trauma to your head? That fractured your skull and scrambled your brains? Or is it vague, hazy, like the transitional points in a dream?

    Do you find yourself feeling that the rest of the world is sinful?

    Why aren't you hiding in your underwater city anymore, Ryan? You used to be content to build your own utopian society away from the parasites. Now you've come back. Why? Perhaps your goals have subtly changed. Perhaps you don't realize that you have been programmed now to cleanse the galaxy of the sinful human race, with their "New Deals", flaws, and...ORGANIC HEARTS.

    Look inside yourself.

    And you'll find waterproof electronics.

    That's not true! Cylons are made of blood n' stuff now. They're even biologically compatible and everything. Also, if you look at my location, it clearly states that I'm still in Rapture.

    Now, just because I've returned to Telltale doesn't mean I've left my work in Rapture and stopped hating the Parasites on the surface.

    As for getting better, as I've told everyone; it's a nebulous explanation that involves Japanese hookers, a VitaChamber and about a week of storytelling by Armin Shimmerman and Edward James Olmos.

    By the way, does Jake still hang out with Adama? Also, who's playing 'All Along The Watchtower?'
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    Not me. No sir, I'm nowhere on that poster!
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    Huh. I'm flattered, I guess. Not only do you think I'm good enough to be a main character, but your sick mind has conjured up the notion that I'd look good in a dress. Thanks, I guess.
  • edited July 2010
    Mr. Ryan, how do you explain your most recent press photo attached to your latest interview with the Rapture Tribune?

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    Mr. Ryan, how do you explain your most recent press photo attached to your latest interview with the Rapture Tribune?

    I thought the Tribune went out of print YEARS ago, due to the war and the psychopaths murdering people in the streets. I thought some mad hobo just started questioning me, so I put on this Cylon mask I just so happened to have to scare the poor sod off, simple as that.
  • edited July 2010
    Mr Ryan, what would you say to accusations that you are a fictional character in a video game?
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