He doesn't want the ENTIRE population to live in his exclusive city.
He didn't ask why everyone isn't living in Rapture. He asked why everyone isn't living underwater. Knowing Ryan, he'd probably just ferry everyone down in submarines and then toss them out on the bottom of the ocean floor, then he'd call us parasites for hogging all the sea water with our lungs.
He didn't ask why everyone isn't living in Rapture. He asked why everyone isn't living underwater. Knowing Ryan, he'd probably just ferry everyone down in submarines and then toss them out on the bottom of the ocean floor, then he'd call us parasites for hogging all the sea water with our lungs.
Wait... This shouldn't be possible... How did you know!? GET OUT OF MY HEAD, PARASITE!!!!
Who WOULDN'T be worried? Of course we're overprotective of our most relevant and contributing forum member, Andrew Ryan, whose shtick is by no means getting old, hackneyed, or otherwise a major drain on the collective patience of the forumgoing community! To lose Andrew Ryan would be to lose the very heart of the Telltale forums, and I can't imagine a more devastating fate.
Who WOULDN'T be worried? Of course we're overprotective of our most relevant and contributing forum member, Andrew Ryan, whose shtick is by no means getting old, hackneyed, or otherwise a major drain on the collective patience of the forumgoing community! To lose Andrew Ryan would be to lose the very heart of the Telltale forums, and I can't imagine a more devastating fate.
Really? I'd totally forgotten about him until this thread popped up.
Really? I'd totally forgotten about him until this thread popped up.
In fairness, I'd fallen out of habit. WEEKS would go by and I wouldn't bother this forum. Now, however, I have returned. See, the Cylons look like us now. They are certainly in the Fleet, and they are probably on this forum. I say this with 90% certainty. We may even have a Cylon in this very thread.
I wouldn't have returned if not to combat the Cylon. Why would I return otherwise? Your logic is flawed.
Frak you, Dashing!
Oh really?
How many people do you know who have died, of violent circumstances even, and then just "got better"? Do you even know how you "got better" from the blunt trauma to your head? That fractured your skull and scrambled your brains? Or is it vague, hazy, like the transitional points in a dream?
Do you find yourself feeling that the rest of the world is sinful?
Why aren't you hiding in your underwater city anymore, Ryan? You used to be content to build your own utopian society away from the parasites. Now you've come back. Why? Perhaps your goals have subtly changed. Perhaps you don't realize that you have been programmed now to cleanse the galaxy of the sinful human race, with their "New Deals", flaws, and...ORGANIC HEARTS.
How many people do you know who have died, of violent circumstances even, and then just "got better"? Do you even know how you "got better" from the blunt trauma to your head? That fractured your skull and scrambled your brains? Or is it vague, hazy, like the transitional points in a dream?
Do you find yourself feeling that the rest of the world is sinful?
Why aren't you hiding in your underwater city anymore, Ryan? You used to be content to build your own utopian society away from the parasites. Now you've come back. Why? Perhaps your goals have subtly changed. Perhaps you don't realize that you have been programmed now to cleanse the galaxy of the sinful human race, with their "New Deals", flaws, and...ORGANIC HEARTS.
Look inside yourself.
And you'll find waterproof electronics.
That's not true! Cylons are made of blood n' stuff now. They're even biologically compatible and everything. Also, if you look at my location, it clearly states that I'm still in Rapture.
Now, just because I've returned to Telltale doesn't mean I've left my work in Rapture and stopped hating the Parasites on the surface.
As for getting better, as I've told everyone; it's a nebulous explanation that involves Japanese hookers, a VitaChamber and about a week of storytelling by Armin Shimmerman and Edward James Olmos.
By the way, does Jake still hang out with Adama? Also, who's playing 'All Along The Watchtower?'
Huh. I'm flattered, I guess. Not only do you think I'm good enough to be a main character, but your sick mind has conjured up the notion that I'd look good in a dress. Thanks, I guess.
Mr. Ryan, how do you explain your most recent press photo attached to your latest interview with the Rapture Tribune?
I thought the Tribune went out of print YEARS ago, due to the war and the psychopaths murdering people in the streets. I thought some mad hobo just started questioning me, so I put on this Cylon mask I just so happened to have to scare the poor sod off, simple as that.
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That is correct. Look at what you wrought. Are you proud of yourself? Maybe you should be, but maybe not.
I'm proud of him!
I am sure you are.
Don't doubt the master!
If he is the master, how come the entire population isn't living underwater?
He is a master, not a controller yet...
Is he the master, OR THE SLAVE?
Ahh, okay. Carry on then, Mr. Ryan.
He didn't ask why everyone isn't living in Rapture. He asked why everyone isn't living underwater. Knowing Ryan, he'd probably just ferry everyone down in submarines and then toss them out on the bottom of the ocean floor, then he'd call us parasites for hogging all the sea water with our lungs.
Wait... This shouldn't be possible... How did you know!?
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, PARASITE!!!!
Yeah, but I got better.
You still seem to have mental problems though, get that fixed kind sir.
No, no. It's cool. I got this.
Really? I'd totally forgotten about him until this thread popped up.
In fairness, I'd fallen out of habit. WEEKS would go by and I wouldn't bother this forum. Now, however, I have returned. See, the Cylons look like us now. They are certainly in the Fleet, and they are probably on this forum. I say this with 90% certainty. We may even have a Cylon in this very thread.
So, of course I had to return.
I got this.
The frak you say, boy?
Wait, let me try that again...
I wouldn't have returned if not to combat the Cylon. Why would I return otherwise? Your logic is flawed.
Frak you, Dashing!
How many people do you know who have died, of violent circumstances even, and then just "got better"? Do you even know how you "got better" from the blunt trauma to your head? That fractured your skull and scrambled your brains? Or is it vague, hazy, like the transitional points in a dream?
Do you find yourself feeling that the rest of the world is sinful?
Why aren't you hiding in your underwater city anymore, Ryan? You used to be content to build your own utopian society away from the parasites. Now you've come back. Why? Perhaps your goals have subtly changed. Perhaps you don't realize that you have been programmed now to cleanse the galaxy of the sinful human race, with their "New Deals", flaws, and...ORGANIC HEARTS.
Look inside yourself.
And you'll find waterproof electronics.
That's not true! Cylons are made of blood n' stuff now. They're even biologically compatible and everything. Also, if you look at my location, it clearly states that I'm still in Rapture.
Now, just because I've returned to Telltale doesn't mean I've left my work in Rapture and stopped hating the Parasites on the surface.
As for getting better, as I've told everyone; it's a nebulous explanation that involves Japanese hookers, a VitaChamber and about a week of storytelling by Armin Shimmerman and Edward James Olmos.
By the way, does Jake still hang out with Adama? Also, who's playing 'All Along The Watchtower?'
I thought the Tribune went out of print YEARS ago, due to the war and the psychopaths murdering people in the streets. I thought some mad hobo just started questioning me, so I put on this Cylon mask I just so happened to have to scare the poor sod off, simple as that.