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Your Horatio one-liner

ShotgunStalkerShotgunStalker
edited August 2010 in CSI: Gaming Discussion
Post your own made or favorite Horatio(CSI MIAMI) one liners here.
i just love his cheesy one liners:D

Frank: " The victim was found dead at the end of the road."
Horatio: Well.... it looks like....
*takes on sunglasses*
it was a dead end
YEAHHHHHHHH

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  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited August 2010
    Shouldn't this be posted in the Games forum?
  • ShotgunStalkerShotgunStalker
    edited August 2010
    RingmasterJ5 wrote: »
    Shouldn't this be posted in the Games forum?

    Nope. i dont think so. just post your one liner so i can see your skills.

    Frank:" 9 million aliens are attacking earth!! What can we do?? Horatio: Well....there is only one thing to do...
    *Takes on sunglasses*
    Chuck Norris
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited August 2010
    Mine:

    "Looks like the band was killed during the concert."

    "That means,"
    (puts on sunglasses)
    "It wasn't a live performance."
    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited August 2010
    "We found the body in the box of bulbs..."

    "Looks like this was..."
    (puts on glasses)
    "...a bright murder."
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!

    another:

    "Looks like he was killed with a shovel."
    "That means we have another case..."
    (puts on glasses)
    "...to dig up."

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  • ShotgunStalkerShotgunStalker
    edited August 2010
    haha. good ones guys. keep em coming.
  • MichaelDearmanUKMichaelDearmanUK
    edited August 2010
    Horatio strides heroically over to Frank, who's standing over the corpse of a footballer.

    Frank: (in typical sensitive fashion) So, yeah, the dead guy's name is Wayne Rover, played for Finigan F.C.

    Frank points out the dead man's shirt.

    Frank: Looks like the guy wore a number 2 shirt.

    Horatio: Actually Frank, he looks more like...

    Horatio puts on his shades.

    Horatio: ...murder one.

    Horatio exits stage left.

    yyyyeeeeeEEEAAAHHHHHHH!!!
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited August 2010
    Frank: After this man was smoking drugs, the party got way out of hand. The reason the body's so stiff is because someone shoved him in the freezer room!

    Horatio: Looks like he was...
    *glasses*
    Horatio: ...stone cold.

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH
  • RibsRibs
    edited August 2010
    I guess you could say that doctor...
    *glasses*
    OH GOD THE SUN IS IN MY EYES
    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • ShotgunStalkerShotgunStalker
    edited August 2010
    Frank: " The boy say it was a kitchen Chef who killed his mom."
    Horatio: " Well... it looks like...
    *Takes on sunglasses* Looks on his armclock.
    "Its lunchtime"
    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited August 2010
    Frank: All evidence points to the fact that Chuck Norris killed this man.

    Horatio: Well then this case is..
    *puts on glasses*
    Horatio: ...unsolvable.
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • RibsRibs
    edited August 2010
    Frank: It appears that the baby brutally killed the mother upon being born with this Pump Shotgun.
    Horatio: ...
    *glasses*
    Horatio: Ouch.
    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH?
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited August 2010
    Frank: This man was cut with a knife several times, then seemingly pushed out of the balcony on the 3rd floor.

    Horatio: Looks life he was..
    *glasses*
    Horatio: Cut of-
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  • phaedonphaedon
    edited August 2010
    Made for APB, but still funny I think:

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  • RibsRibs
    edited August 2010
    Frank: The woman was murdered after expressing wishes for equality between men and women.
    Horatio: Well, the primary suspect...
    *glasses* Would be Woodrow Wilson during the first 7 1/4 years of his presidency.
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
  • ShotgunStalkerShotgunStalker
    edited August 2010
    BoneFreak wrote: »
    Frank: All evidence points to the fact that Chuck Norris killed this man.

    Horatio: Well then this case is..
    *puts on glasses*
    Horatio: ...unsolvable.
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    LOLZ. No one can beat this...or?
    And goode ones guys. I lolz loud.

    Frank: All Evidence point to the fact that Chuck Norris killed this man.

    Horatio: Well... then its time i...
    *Puts on sunglasses*
    Horatio:......... Retire

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
  • Javi-Wan KenobiJavi-Wan Kenobi
    edited August 2010
    I was confused with this thread, I first read the title as "Your Horatio eye-liner"
  • PainDealerPainDealer
    edited August 2010
    Well you can't beat Jim Carrey :D
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