Greetings
I am Darth Vader. I recently received word from the International Bad Guys Alliance (IBGA) that our operative here, Andrew Ryan, was labelled as missing in action. I have been assigned to investigate. After studying your habits, I have found you to be weak. I must know the fate of Ryan. You will give me the information I need or I will take it from you. You do not have long, I suggest you comply.
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So it seems. However, I must know of the truth with certainty. If your claims cannot be proven, you will be taken prisoner.
You are a traitor and a member of the Rebel Alliance!
:guybrush:
You are mistaken.
Rejoin us before we reconsider our kindness. Do not think yourself irreplaceable, Ryan.
Bah! Cthulhu is the only other bad guy with an underwater city, and I don't think he's inclined to share and let you play "Super Underwater City Clubhouse!" there. Also, you're right - Dashing wouldn't have said "You are a traitor and a member of the rebel alliance" because it's backwards. Don't make me dig out the script...
You can hardly expect me to recall everything I have ever spoken. Your insolence is intolerable. I grow very tired of this game, Ryan. If you are not willing to rejoin us, let it be known. Place the bounty upon your own head. It does not matter to me.
Look, it's cool. Trollplay got dull. Now if Boba Fett asked me, maybe. See, he's all respectable and stuff. Not like you.
I await their inevitable reprisals.
Wow! Troll rehab is WORKING!
Invitations are not extended. If you wish, I will give you an application form. There is, however, a waiting period of which you should be made aware.
You should have trollplayed as The Fear.
What a tweest!
Well said, Fawful. Well said.
You dare speak of my past? I could kill you in a heartbeat.
Yeah. Trollplay is an art and you're the progenitor... but I was the perfecter!
Second.
Good thing neither one of us has a heart then.
You know you don't hear me getting touchy about my past like some people. I've had hard times too. One time a guy tried to kill me because I was in love with his daughter. He said "Take advantage of my daughter will you!" I said "Sure, where is she?" Ah, love on the run. I did a lot of running that day.
Or did I just spoil Return of the Jedi for you?
I hesitated when typing "trollplay", but then decided it still applied by virtue of being a mix of funny and annoying.
I am not an "Internet Troll". Your culture has been studied and is of little worth. If you think that I will exert myself in causing you mild annoyance, your perception of me is greatly inaccurate. The only reason any of you are still alive is because you are being used as conduits of my terror. Your tales of my power will warn others not to reckon with me.
The truly powerful find no use in running.
...I do not understand what you mean.
Oooooohhhhh.........
So your Death Star hasn't blown up yet?
Just SLOOOOWWWWLY walking, letting every single one of your enemies know you're coming with your LOUD BREATHING. I'm terrified already.
You know of the Death Star? Then you should know that it is indestructible. If you were informed otherwise then I am afraid you have been lied to.
So it would seem, Fawful. The sensation of a weakling's fear is a familiar feeling. I can sense your every emotion with more precision than even yourself.
Do not test my patience.
I call dibs on LeChuck.
I may live to regret this post, but calling dibs is done by creating an account.
Nah, there'd be no point. People would know it was me. Besides, I don't think I'd be able to keep up the act.
If somebody were to create a LeChuck account other than me, though, people would think it was me... they'd get away with it scott free. Just throwing that out there.
Who are you referring to?