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I have been instructed to take a poll

Darth VaderDarth Vader
edited September 2010 in General Chat
The Galactic Empire must gather information from you so that we may further understand your community. You will give me the information I need or you will face the consequences.

Do not make this experience more social than it has to be. You will form an orderly line. When you get to the front of the queue, you will tick the appropriate box on the poll. You will not speak. After submitting your choice, you will return to your dwelling without incident or noise.

Failure to comply is... most unwise.
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  • roberttitusroberttitus
    edited August 2010
    Do my pits smell funny to you?
  • GaryCXJkGaryCXJk
    edited August 2010
    Screw that, I'm joining the Rebellion.
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited August 2010
    I hit dr pepper whats the worst that can happen?
  • Darth VaderDarth Vader
    edited August 2010
    Your insolence is not appreciated. I have taken your names and forwarded them to the Galactic Empire; you will be punished severely!
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited August 2010
    roberttitus wrote: »
    Do my pits smell funny to you?

    haha funny?
  • jeeno0142jeeno0142
    edited August 2010
    What do I do if I don't like either of them?
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited August 2010
    But I can't tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke!
  • WarpSpeedWarpSpeed
    edited August 2010
    Do they still make RC?

    My favorite cola is whatever I'm in the mood for at the time.
  • SHODANFreemanSHODANFreeman
    edited August 2010
    I voted Coke because they give you free stuff for drinking gallons of it.
  • roberttitusroberttitus
    edited August 2010
    Sailorcuteness wrote: »
    haha funny?

    So they do.... damn... I knew I shouldn't have tried this new deodorant
  • Darth VaderDarth Vader
    edited August 2010
    jeeno0142 wrote: »
    What do I do if I don't like either of them?
    You must choose one of them. You must!
    WarpSpeed wrote: »
    Do they still make RC?

    My favorite cola is whatever I'm in the mood for at the time.
    You must choose. You must!!
    Alcoremortis wrote: »
    But I can't tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke!
    You mu- I mean, um... yes. Our preliminary tests have drawn similar conclusions. It appears that they are identical. For this reason, we must discern which is the preferred beverage. We can then investigate the technology the company in question is using to brainwash individuals into buying their drinks rather than that of their competition. This information could prove incredibly useful for us.
    SHODANFreeman wrote: »
    I voted Coke because they give you free stuff for drinking gallons of it.
    Interesting. This may be a viable technique of persuasion. What "free stuff" do you speak of?
    roberttitus wrote: »
    So they do.... damn... I knew I shouldn't have tried this new deodorant
    It appears that you have misunderstood the purpose of this thread. Unless you are being purposefully ignorant to my power? That would be a grave mistake.
  • Steve2000Steve2000
    edited August 2010
    Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes [*cough*] or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fort- [*choke*]

    .........
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited August 2010
    Wooo! Doctor pepper!!!
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited August 2010
    So tell us, Vader. Which do you prefer, Coca Cola, Pepsi Cola, or Doctor Pepper's Cola?
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited August 2010
    I reject this poll on the basis that two of the answers are identical and the third consists of prune juice and fizzy water.
  • Darth VaderDarth Vader
    edited August 2010
    Steve2000 wrote: »
    Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes [*cough*] or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fort- [*choke*]

    .........

    I find your lack of faith disturbing.
    Secret Fawful wrote: »
    So tell us, Vader. Which do you prefer, Coca Cola, Pepsi Cola, or Doctor Pepper's Cola?

    I have no preference.
  • GaryCXJkGaryCXJk
    edited August 2010
    You fool! Don't you know that Vader has no taste buds! He lost them while drinking hot and disgusting coffee in a fight against a Mighty Jedi(tm).
  • Darth VaderDarth Vader
    edited August 2010
    This is partially correct.
  • skeeterskeeter
    edited August 2010
    *Sings* Coca cola is it! Yeah...*
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited August 2010
    Darth Vader wrote: »
    I have no preference.

    If you're not going to choose then why should anyone else have to.
  • Darth VaderDarth Vader
    edited August 2010
    Secret Fawful wrote: »
    If you're not going to choose then why should anyone else have to.

    I am not a subject of this research.
  • xbskidxbskid
    edited August 2010
    There are way more colas than the poll indicates.
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited August 2010
    Darth Vader wrote: »
    I am not a subject of this research.

    I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
  • roberttitusroberttitus
    edited August 2010
    xbskid wrote: »
    There are way more colas than the poll indicates.

    RC anyone?
  • Steve2000Steve2000
    edited August 2010
    Someone has to say it:


    I've got a bad feeling about this poll.
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited August 2010
    Guys, he's not the real Darth Vader. We all know the real Darth Vader prefers...

    Force Choke-a Cola. /rimshot
  • Darth VaderDarth Vader
    edited August 2010
    Secret Fawful wrote: »
    I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

    You do not have the jurisdiction, the power, or the fortitude.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited August 2010
    Darth Vader wrote: »
    You do not have the jurisdiction, the power, or the fortitude.

    Oh? You do?
  • FealiksFealiks
    edited August 2010
    I voted for the underdog. I can't believe more people haven't voted for Dr. Pepper, it's really nice.
  • adventureaddictadventureaddict
    edited August 2010
    I'm allergic to caffeine :(
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited August 2010
    Fealiks wrote: »
    I voted for the underdog. I can't believe more people haven't voted for Dr. Pepper, it's really nice.

    Dr Pepper fans, unite!
    adventureaddict wrote: »
    I'm allergic to caffeine :(

    My... my god! How do you live? I'm so sorry you must suffer so. :(
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited August 2010
    Fealiks wrote: »
    I voted for the underdog. I can't believe more people haven't voted for Dr. Pepper, it's really nice.

    Prune juice.
  • FealiksFealiks
    edited August 2010
    Alcoremortis wrote: »
    Prune juice.

    I've never tried prune juice. If it's as good as you say it is, though, I think I'll give it a go.
  • doodinthemooddoodinthemood
    edited August 2010
    What does dr Pepper even have a PhD in?
  • FealiksFealiks
    edited August 2010
    Doctor is actually his first name.
  • doodo!doodo!
    edited August 2010
    grupthinklivea0b21cf80908e4419f4771a1894ea223
  • xbskidxbskid
    edited August 2010
    adventureaddict wrote: »
    I'm allergic to caffeine :(

    Lucky for you you can buy sodas from Jones Soda Co. and Stewart's. Most of them are caffeine-free and absolutely delicious.
  • GaryCXJkGaryCXJk
    edited August 2010
    Okay, so the Rebellion kicked me out due to some circumstances (apparently they didn't like the "that's what she said joke", or it's because I blew up one of their bases), so I'll be heading to planet Spaceballs now.
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited August 2010
    GaryCXJk wrote: »
    You fool! Don't you know that Vader has no taste buds! He lost them while drinking hot and disgusting coffee in a fight against a Mighty Jedi(tm).

    did everything burn off in that fight?....:rolleyes:
  • PecanBluePecanBlue
    edited August 2010
    I never even knew Dr. Pepper was considered a cola. Is it really? Or is there some sort of separate cola product they sell I'm not even aware of?

    I refuse to vote until my queries have been answered!
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