Respond with a Telltale game quote

Jennifer

The only good thing I got out of those Telltales was a recommendation for a decent hang-out.

Sarendor

... I am standing right next to it, ain't I?

Remolay

What's that, some kind of futuristic candy bar?

Debbie82

Man, if somebody made little fish-shaped snack-crackers for people, they'd be sitting on a goldmine.

Sarendor

I'll stick with plates, thanks.

Remolay

Then maybe you should stop yelling at my girlfriend and make with the clue hyphen finding!

Debbie82

I won't be able to get any closer to the dartboard with those hell-kittens in the way.

Sarendor

Can't you breathe fire?

Debbie82

The fires of my rage will keep you warm, brother!

Sarendor

Is that a good thing?

Debbie82

It's a good thing those fashion-conscious moths don't appreciate my clothes, or my pockets would have more holes than the Albert Hall.

Sarendor

If only I had some cricket butter, I'd be well off.

Debbie82

Le sigh. I'm going to use this machine to make that machine smash people into a fine powder.

Sarendor

Is it the townspeople?

mightypiratetm

No, Definitely not people!

The Gentleman

I fold.

Sarendor

You're not too good at this game...

Debbie82

That's why you should have a lawyer, ya blithering blatherskite!

TheGamejock

I love how it always sounds like he's cussing.

mgrant

Does that explain the anti-social behavior and the crude gestures?

tredlow

How do you do anything even remotely interesting with hands like that?

yoshifan

Rawk it's me, Guybrush Threepwoord Mighty Pirate.

tredlow

That is one ugly bird.

Sarendor

And a striking figure of a cow I made.

tredlow

The CHEAT IS NOT A COW!!!

Klatuu

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

mightypiratetm

Every enemy I have met, I've annihilated!

CaptPicard

They're mine, not'chos!

Debbie82

But I be willin' to share my booty, if ye catch me drift...

queen_of_the_lobsters

If it means I get more psychic toys, then vortex away!

tredlow

I bet this thing could release some serious Cacodemons!

Debbie82

Well, I can see you've got inner demons to wrestle with, so I'll just get on with my life.

Captain Mickey

She may place a tiny paw on the glass whispering 'touch me... touch me like no man ever could...'

VeronicanPlay

Uh bendy.

Debbie82

The defendant will cease his inane histrionics, or the court will be forced to *grrr, grrrrrr* YANK OUT HIS TONGUE WITH A RUSTY SHRIMP FORK! ARRR!

Remolay

Do you have any... Wiener cozies?

Debbie82

Oh, I'd love to, but I'm pretty sure that De Singe doesn't have the necessary... slots.

tredlow

Since when did this get really creepy?

Debbie82

Hey, LeChuck, Elaine says you should see how many cannonballs you can fit in your stupid--

Captain Mickey

I can hear you!