Well I was already on the cusp of Taurus anyway, so I guess it's not too big of a change....I was just too stubborn to be a Taurus and had to be a Gemini.
Trying to tell me I'm no longer the man beast with the bow and arrow shooting people (Sagittarius)??? The hell is up with that? Though I do like being in the somewhat exclusive club of Zodiac signs, why is Scorpio only 6 days long??
I think of myself as a Dragon rather than a Gemini (The Chinese zodiac is just cooler). Apparently I'm a Taurus now, which doesn't bother me, but I call bullshit on the 13th Zodiac. The 12 symbols of the zodiac have been consistent for centuries, you can just go and stick a new one in there because you feel like it.
Yes, the changing of the signs sucks. That's why I propose a new system. Read on, dear reader.
The Ram - March 21 - April 20
The Ram on 'Roids - April 21 - May 21
The Hot Twins - May 22 - June 21
A Very Serious and Deadly Disease - June 22 - July 22
The Lion - July 23 -August 21
The Inexperienced - August 22 - September 23
The Scale Woman Thing - September 24 - October 23
The Bug - October 24 - November 22
The Ram on Drugs - November 23 - December 22
The Vegetable in Mid-Length Pants - December 23 - January 20
The Dawning of the Age - January 21 - February 19
The Fish - February 20- March 20
Yes, the changing of the signs sucks. That's why I propose a new system. Read on, dear reader.
The Ram - March 21 - April 20
The Ram on 'Roids - April 21 - May 21
The Hot Twins - May 22 - June 21
A Very Serious and Deadly Disease - June 22 - July 22
The Lion - July 23 -August 21
The Inexperienced - August 22 - September 23
The Scale Woman Thing - September 24 - October 23
The Bug - October 24 - November 22
The Ram on Drugs - November 23 - December 22
The Vegetable in Mid-Length Pants - December 23 - January 20
The Dawning of the Age - January 21 - February 19
The Fish - February 20- March 20
I think of myself as a Dragon rather than a Gemini (The Chinese zodiac is just cooler). Apparently I'm a Taurus now, which doesn't bother me, but I call bullshit on the 13th Zodiac. The 12 symbols of the zodiac have been consistent for centuries, you can just go and stick a new one in there because you feel like it.
Well, they ignored it because they felt like it though, there's nothing that prevents Ophiucus from being part of the Zodiac other than that. Also, it's not like it's unused for the Zodiac either, it's just not used in your usual one.
Yes, the changing of the signs sucks. That's why I propose a new system. Read on, dear reader.
The Ram - March 21 - April 20
The Ram on 'Roids - April 21 - May 21
The Hot Twins - May 22 - June 21
A Very Serious and Deadly Disease - June 22 - July 22
The Lion - July 23 -August 21
The Inexperienced - August 22 - September 23
The Scale Woman Thing - September 24 - October 23
The Bug - October 24 - November 22
The Ram on Drugs - November 23 - December 22
The Vegetable in Mid-Length Pants - December 23 - January 20
The Dawning of the Age - January 21 - February 19
The Fish - February 20- March 20
Well, they ignored it because they felt like it though, there's nothing that prevents Ophiucus from being part of the Zodiac other than that. Also, it's not like it's unused for the Zodiac either, it's just not used in your usual one.
But I don't wanna be a serious and deadly disease
Just for you, an exemption. You are now a SILLY and deadly disease.
I am now an Aries. Oh my. My life will never be the same. I can't believe this. This is outrageous. They can't do this. This is wrong. I'm going to write a letter.
@TomPravetz
As a lion you define scales on your own.
I have no idea what these guys are doing in Minneapolis nor what kind of local rag this newspaper is but the knowledge about the precession of the earth axis is already known since a few thousand years and you're learning about it in the first semester of astronomy. Same with that within a year the sun as watched from the earth always passed 13 constellations. If you want to do this right then you need a ongoing cyclic altering calender. Secondly astronomy is not the same as astrology, these are two different things. One is science the other one is, well, mystic? Anyway if you take this serious it's time for a doctor, maybe Dr. Edison.
LOL my new star sign may represent a change I may desire for in my life, a change I'd may like to make,may need to make. But I've been libra my whole life and I think it may have fit me appropiately for this duration.
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At least my two brothers are still Taurus and Virgo, but me being Libra, my mom being Capricorn and my dad being Sagittarius? No way!
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD!?
Sweetest deals! Here, you can have my Sagittariusness.
And scales stay scales? Uhh... *squeek*
Yes, the changing of the signs sucks. That's why I propose a new system. Read on, dear reader.
The Ram - March 21 - April 20
The Ram on 'Roids - April 21 - May 21
The Hot Twins - May 22 - June 21
A Very Serious and Deadly Disease - June 22 - July 22
The Lion - July 23 -August 21
The Inexperienced - August 22 - September 23
The Scale Woman Thing - September 24 - October 23
The Bug - October 24 - November 22
The Ram on Drugs - November 23 - December 22
The Vegetable in Mid-Length Pants - December 23 - January 20
The Dawning of the Age - January 21 - February 19
The Fish - February 20- March 20
That is all.
~Tom Pravetz
LOL @ the nicknames for the Zodiac signs!
Well, they ignored it because they felt like it though, there's nothing that prevents Ophiucus from being part of the Zodiac other than that. Also, it's not like it's unused for the Zodiac either, it's just not used in your usual one.
But I don't wanna be a serious and deadly disease
Just for you, an exemption. You are now a SILLY and deadly disease.
As a lion you define scales on your own.
I have no idea what these guys are doing in Minneapolis nor what kind of local rag this newspaper is but the knowledge about the precession of the earth axis is already known since a few thousand years and you're learning about it in the first semester of astronomy. Same with that within a year the sun as watched from the earth always passed 13 constellations. If you want to do this right then you need a ongoing cyclic altering calender. Secondly astronomy is not the same as astrology, these are two different things. One is science the other one is, well, mystic? Anyway if you take this serious it's time for a doctor, maybe Dr. Edison.
I'm really sorry for having a laugh over a dead person but thinking of Graham Chapman dying of a SILLY disease really makes his death quite Python-ey
But seriously, veggie in mid-length pants???
Your "zodiac sign" has not changed!
So for a little while I will be The Cranky Fish. (I love TOMI references)
*EDIT* Glad to see that I will be Aries for life. I love that little horny bugger.