Respond With A Quote From Anything

Debbie82

I hate to double-post, but...

Why do you always say things you know will hurt me?!

Chyron8472

Well, double-dumbass on you!

Shadowknight1

You wanna go, little man?

Chyron8472

Navigator, I do not leak, you leak. Remember?

StrongBrush1

I never drink... wine.

Chyron8472

Waaaaaaa..... waaaaaaaaa.... Somebody call the wambulance...

Shadowknight1

Do ya like jazz? Let me play some for you.

Chyron8472

Coltrain is jazz, McGee, this is... a soundtrack to a bad seventies porno shot in the San Fernando Valley.

Shadowknight1

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

Chyron8472

Do I look like I'm joking?

Shadowknight1

You know, it's funny.

Remolay

Not funny as in "ha ha", but funny as in weird.

Shadowknight1

And I thought MY jokes were bad.

Chyron8472

It could have been your timing.

Shadowknight1

This is no time to argue about time, we don't have the time!

Remolay

Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so.

Chyron8472

I'm sorry, ma'am, free bagels just happened.

Shadowknight1

What about second breakfast?

Chyron8472

A delicious-looking limestone rock. Mmm! Mmm! Nice bouquet. Must be a real vintage year.

Shadowknight1

Have the chef whip up a nice, balsamic vinaigrette. Something that goes well with chrysanthemums.

Chyron8472

Flowers!

*looks at card* ... is there a "John...Luck...Pickerd" here?

Shadowknight1

I am Captain Jean Luc Picard of the Enterprise!

Remolay

I am the the Gatekeeper.

StrongBrush1

Well, there's something you don't see every day.

Debbie82

I sing the body electric.

Shadowknight1

And I am the czar of all the Russias.

StrongBrush1

Pull the other one!

Chyron8472

Sorry, Inigo. I didn't mean to jog him so hard.

Shadowknight1

He's dead, Jim.

Remolay

Yes! Yes!

Shadowknight1

Noooooooooo!

Chyron8472

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Remolay

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Shadowknight1

I'm always right.

Chyron8472

Two wrongs don't make a right.

...but three lefts do.

Shadowknight1

Maybe we should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

Chyron8472

Double your pleasure, double your fun!

Shadowknight1

Work's not supposed to be fun!

(Apologies for the double post)

Chyron8472

Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great.



(awww.... you deleted your doubled post, so my previous quote makes no sense now)

Shadowknight1

Awww, you want me to do two things?!