My old stupid Monkey Island fan game...

edited January 2011 in General Chat
I know I'm not a people person but some of my ego here even bothers me...just to be warned.

I made this a while back and i think it's pretty funny in parts. You might see it on parts of the web.

I made this 6 years ago from now. :)

It's pretty dumb over all but I remember loving it 6 years ago when I was still in High School.

...I'm a bad person, no wonder I have no friends. :(

Anyways, when you get the grog, use it on the grave digger , and this silly game does have a ending, so stick with it... The you lose ending isn't the proper ending. :p Any questions, just ask me. :)

https://www.yousendit.com/dl?phi_action=app/orchestrateDownload&rurl=https%253A%252F%252Fwww.yousendit.com%252Ftransfer.php%253Faction%253Dbatch_download%2526batch_id%253DbFlHb3BKTlFZY1JFQlE9PQ

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  • edited January 2011
    My mind is scarred. I got to the start and......Oh GOD!
  • edited January 2011
    My mind is scarred. I got to the start and......Oh GOD!

    LOL, I made it 6 years ago...

    Might not sound like it was long ago but i believe it was and would like to think it was a long time ago.:)
  • edited January 2011
    My mind is scarred. I got to the start and......Oh GOD!

    Well, you've given your review - I'm awaiting your score.
  • edited January 2011
    Hayden wrote: »
    Well, you've given your review - I'm awaiting your score.

    hey, hey it's a old game...it was on a monkey island web site way back when some time ago...
  • edited January 2011
    But WHY is there sex? Monkey Island and sex just make me instantly reject whatever was happening.

    Unless I get a girlfriend who likes monkey island...
  • edited January 2011
    But WHY is there sex? Monkey Island and sex just make me instantly reject whatever was happening.

    Unless I get a girlfriend who likes monkey island...

    There's sex because I was in High School and enjoyed the freedom to do whatever I wanted to do...there's no nudity...
  • edited January 2011
    doodo! wrote: »
    hey, hey it's a old game...it was on a monkey island web site way back when some time ago...

    Don't worry, man; I haven't actually seen the game yet :). So none of the things I say that have anything to do with your fan game have any substance to them.
    But WHY is there sex? Monkey Island and sex just make me instantly reject whatever was happening.

    I agree; the two things don't really mix. Sex just doesn't seem to fit in what is mostly a clean an innocent series of games.
    Unless I get a girlfriend who likes monkey island...

    The chances of that being?
  • edited January 2011
    Hayden wrote: »
    Don't worry, man; I haven't actually seen the game yet :). So none of the things I say that have anything to do with your fan game have any substance to them.



    I agree; the two things don't really mix. Sex just doesn't seem to fit in what is mostly a clean an innocent series of games.



    The chances of that being?

    I wouldn't be too offended if you didn't enjoy the game I just get offended when people get offensive and judgmental about me...after all it was 6 years ago.

    Not to say, you've judged me.:)
  • edited January 2011
    If you're having trouble getting past the... ur, love scene, make sure you uncheck the 'Use 640x480 resolution' box on the game launcher. You should now be able to see a 'Next' thing you can click in-game.
  • edited January 2011
    If you're having trouble getting past the... ur, love scene, make sure you uncheck the 'Use 640x480 resolution' box on the game launcher. You should now be able to see a 'Next' thing you can click in-game.

    He's right. The "game" won't keep going if you can't see the full screen.
  • edited January 2011
    After some interesting 'cutscenes', for lack of a more appropriate word, I am now stuck at the very first puzzle. Do I dare ask where I can find a bowl for the bird seed?
  • edited January 2011
    After some interesting 'cutscenes', for lack of a more appropriate word, I am now stuck at the very first puzzle. Do I dare ask where I can find a bowl for the bird seed?

    Actually now that you have the bird seed, all you have to do is go to the dock and keep using it on the bird until it lets you pick up the bird. :) The bird will sit on top the bag, no bowl is needed.

    I'm surprised people are actually able to get through this "game" it always impresses me. :p
  • edited January 2011
    Oh, I get it. Clicking on the dog just gave the most illogically worded 'hint' I've ever encountered. Ok. So I have the Voodoo doll. Now what?

    And if anyone else is playing, you can explore Melee Island by going outside the mansion and clicking on the black bit beneath the picture. This game makes my brain hurt, and not in the good way.
  • edited January 2011
    Oh, I get it. Clicking on the dog just gave the most illogically worded 'hint' I've ever encountered. Ok. So I have the Voodoo doll. Now what?

    And if anyone else is playing, you can explore Melee Island by going outside the mansion and clicking on the black bit beneath the picture. This game makes my brain hurt, and not in the good way.

    After the dog gets you the grog class, I don't even know about the voodoo doll. But after you use the bird with the dog, the dog will fly away and get the grog class...


    OOOOH voodo doll, look at it in your inventory, it's actually a bomb.Go back to the church, insult Goodsoup by calling him fat, he'll throw you into the air some how and you'll bounce around ....you use that item some point around that time.

    I promise that 6 years later I've begun work on a much more promising, logical, put together game. This was a different time in my life where I couldn't separate my craziness from sanity when I need to.
  • edited January 2011
    Ok. I've now seen both endings and neither made any sense at all. I'm glad you've already accepted that this isn't very good, because man... It's really, really not. I mean, respect for actually doing something (as you say in the credits), I just wish your younger self had the knowledge you have now!

    Anyway. For the curious, here's a walkthrough!

    Before playing the game, make sure you uncheck the Change display resolution to 640x480 option on the launcher. Not doing so means you won't be able to get past the... um... 'love' scene.

    Once you make your way through the intro and gain control of Guybrush, click just to the left of the staircase to enter the pantry (I think that's what it is). On the bottom left of the screen are some bags. Click on them to pick one up (it's bird seed). Head back to the main room, then head outside.

    From this screen, you'll need to move the cursor below the actual image for it to change to the foot icon. Click and you'll end up on the map screen. Head to the arch on the right, then to the next arch to the right of the Goodsoup skeletons. You'll end up on the docks. Use the bird seed on the bird (make sure you place the bird seed on the bottom right side of the bird) and after an... interesting cutscene, you'll get some Grog.

    To view the optional bad ending, head back to the jail and use your newly-acquired Grog on the prisoner in the left cell. Make sure you save your game before doing so, or you'll have to play the whole game all over again!

    To continue the game 'proper', use the Grog on the lock of the door on the Voodoo Lady's shop. Inside, another cutscene takes place, after which you'll need to use the hole where the cauldron used to be to the left of the chair on the right side of the screen. Use the hole again while you're digging around in there to procure a bomb (and not a voodoo doll, as I thought).

    Head back to the map screen and go inside the Church. You'll find another Goodsoup, this one very much alive. Talk to him and when finishing the conversation, choose the option that calls him a fatso. He'll kick you out of the Church. When Guybrush talks about needing a lift, use the bomb on him.

    Another cutscene ensues, and that's it. End of Part One. Of One.

    It's over! Woo!
  • edited January 2011
    Thanks for playing. Yes, I'd like to think I've changed, improved alot. But, I still enjoyed parts of it maybe that's because I made it though...:D In my free time I've been working on a new "game", smoother animations, better story, better put together. I hope...
  • edited January 2011
    Well, I look forward to seeing what you have in store.
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