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Women can't drive (road rage post)

GeorgeCGeorgeC
edited February 2011 in General Chat
This post is horribly sexist, but I've been driving for the most part of today, minding my own business, and I've constantly been running into trouble from idiot drivers, people who merge without looking, people doing 50mph in the fast lanes, people on their phone whilst driving, people tapping their brakes all the time for no reason, etc etc etc. This was all in ONE DAY and all of these occurences except 2 drivers were all women! I'm sorry to be sexist, but whenever I get a problem with another road user, and see who the offender is, it's usually a woman, mostly the dumb blonde sort who is talking on her phone, then yells at you because you almost hit them because they are driving like an ASSHOLE.

Sorry about this, I've been driving since this morning and I'm in an awful mood and need to vent my angerganrangenrengenr

(And no, it's not me driving badly and blaming others, I'm sticking to the rules and people are breaking them in any way possible from jumping across lanes in front of you at roundabouts and whatever)

GRARGGHH
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  • DaviesDavies
    edited February 2011
    *Cough* Yeah, it's like this time that two black people were rude to me in one day! I've looked down on black people ever since. Sorry to be racist!

    Considering that 50% of people are women, is it really surprising that a majority of the drivers were female?! What about the two male drivers? How come you don't say that people suck in general instead?
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited February 2011
    Every guy I have dated was a jerk so now I hate all gays.
  • DaviesDavies
    edited February 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    Every guy I have dated was a jerk so now I hate all gays.

    I know what you mean, I've heard men say that all women are bitches and women say that all men are bastards (or in your hypothetical scenario; a man saying that all men are gits, which would be kind of self hating). It really gets under my skin, if people choose to date complete arseholes then that's they're problem. Stop tarring everyone with the same brush!
  • Giant TopeGiant Tope
    edited February 2011
    oh wow this thread
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited February 2011
    GeorgeC wrote: »

    (And no, it's not me driving badly and blaming others, I'm sticking to the rules and women are breaking them in any way possible from jumping across lanes in front of you at roundabouts and whatever)

    Fixed :cool:
  • GeorgeCGeorgeC
    edited February 2011
    This isn't a one off, usually when I see someone causing me, or others trouble on the road, more often than not it's a woman.

    Heated battle of the sexes debate!

    Also, if you want a real debate; feminism

    also in the thread people are like GUFFAW LOL ROFL GEORGEC WHAT A SEXIST PIG LETS LAUGH!! AHAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAHR LOLMAO NAISE
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited February 2011
    GeorgeC wrote: »
    Also, if you want a real debate; feminism

    Damn voting car driving women!
  • GeorgeCGeorgeC
    edited February 2011
    Omg sexist pig
  • GeorgeCGeorgeC
    edited February 2011
    itt: women get mad and appear out of nowhere

    I'm not saying all women drivers SUCK like you probably think I'm saying, it just so happens it's usually a woman behind of the wheel of a car driving like a dumbass
  • DaviesDavies
    edited February 2011
    GeorgeC wrote: »
    ...people are like GUFFAW LOL ROFL GEORGEC WHAT A SEXIST PIG LETS LAUGH!! AHAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAHR LOLMAO NAISE

    GUFFAW LOL ROFL GEORGEC WHAT A SEXIST PIG LETS LAUGH!! AHAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAHR LOLMAO NAISE

    No. Really.
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited February 2011
    GeorgeC wrote: »
    Omg sexist pig

    Totally! If I had my way the only place women could drive would be the kitchen!
  • GeorgeCGeorgeC
    edited February 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    Totally! If I had my way the only place women could drive would be the kitchen!

    lol m8 i hear ya us men are smarterer than woman
  • DaviesDavies
    edited February 2011
    GeorgeC wrote: »
    lol m8 i hear ya us men are smarterer than woman

    Yeah, you sound it.
  • GeorgeCGeorgeC
    edited February 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    Yeah, you sound it.

    i no im making cents, you just havent real eyesd yet
  • mgrantmgrant
    edited February 2011
    As a paranoid woman driver who, back when I was driving regularly, often nearly driven off the road by terrible Californian drivers of both sexes, I'm a little offended by this topic, though I do understand the unreasoning rage bad driving can bring one.
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited February 2011
    I think I know whats going on here they where probably old women who couldn't drive since old people can't drive and you think its cos there women when its really cos there ancient.
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited February 2011
    GeorgeC wrote: »
    i no im making cents, you just havent real eyesd yet

    Oh I think we have realized what kind of sense you have.
  • GeorgeCGeorgeC
    edited February 2011
    mgrant wrote: »
    As a paranoid woman driver who, back when I was driving regularly, often nearly driven off the road by terrible Californian drivers of both sexes, I'm a little offended by this topic, though I do understand the unreasoning rage bad driving can bring one.

    I understand this thread is horribly offensive, but I also haven't mentioned how I hate a lot of male drivers in their aggressive habits. I'm sure I'm a shit driver and I don't realise it, but yeah, if someone has a bad day, things tend to get thrown out of context, or made to seem worse than they are.

    I really just hate everyone
  • GeorgeCGeorgeC
    edited February 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    Oh I think we have realized what kind of sense you have.

    i got more cents than you, you have nun
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited February 2011
    GeorgeC wrote: »
    i got more cents than you, you have nun

    Yh cos I'm English we don't use that currency.
  • DaviesDavies
    edited February 2011
    GeorgeC wrote: »
    i no im making cents

    Is the Government aware that you are illegally producing counterfeit coins?
    GeorgeC wrote: »
    you just havent real eyesd yet

    Actually, my eyes are 100% genuine, thank you very much!
    GeorgeC wrote: »
    ...you have nun

    Coolsome, when are you going to release that Nun that you took hostage anyway?
    mean-nun.jpg
    For the love of God, release me!
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited February 2011
    Davies wrote: »

    Coolsome, when are you going to release that Nun that you took hostage anyway?

    When Hector closes down that porn shop!
  • GeorgeCGeorgeC
    edited February 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    Is the Government aware that you are illegally producing counterfeit coins?



    Actually, my eyes are 100% genuine, thank you very much!



    Coolsome, when are you going to release that Nun that you took hostage anyway?

    Hahahah
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited February 2011
    Actually, we can drive, but choose not to just to annoy you. It's all part of the plan for world domination.

    And I can see that it is working.

    Muahahaha!!!
  • GeorgeCGeorgeC
    edited February 2011
    Alcoremortis wrote: »
    actually, we can drive, but choose not to just to annoy you. It's all part of the plan for world domination.

    And i can see that it is working.

    Muahahaha!!!


    oh fuck nooo
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited February 2011
    GeorgeC wrote: »
    oh fuck nooo

    I'm sorry, you're doomed. You might as well give up now and make it easier on yourself.
  • DaviesDavies
    edited February 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    Coolsome, when are you going to release that Nun that you took hostage anyway?

    coolsome wrote: »
    When Hector closes down that porn shop!

    I'm afraid that has not pleased the Nun's pals much...
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    We're coming for you Coolsome
  • GeorgeCGeorgeC
    edited February 2011
    Women-Drivers-Car-Pile-Up.jpg

    With this thread, I now seem to be HORRIBLY DISREGARDED by everyone here, I think it is time for me to LEAVE!
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited February 2011
    So the Nuns want the porn shop open!?
  • mgrantmgrant
    edited February 2011
    GeorgeC wrote: »
    I really just hate everyone

    This I can get behind. Hooray for Misanthropy.
  • DaviesDavies
    edited February 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    So the Nuns want the porn shop open!?

    Hey, Nun's can be kinky too!
    images%3Fq%3Dnun%2Bsexy%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3Duuo%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1416%26bih%3D817%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=361&oei=EFRoTa2qMMKxhQfJ7LGvDQ&page=1&ndsp=38&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0&tx=31&ty=110

    FIXED BELOW
  • GeorgeCGeorgeC
    edited February 2011
    mgrant wrote: »
    this i can get behind. Hooray for misanthropy.

    yay!
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited February 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    Hey, Nun's can be kinky too!

    images%3Fq%3Dnun%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3DdEU%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1416%26bih%3D817%26tbs%3Disch:1%26prmd%3Divns&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=296&oei=1FNoTZGhKY-7hAeFzvmxDQ&page=1&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=81&ty=97

    its probably a good thing its a red x with that into.
  • DaviesDavies
    edited February 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    So the Nuns want the porn shop open!?

    Hey, Nun's can be kinky too!
  • GeorgeCGeorgeC
    edited February 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    its probably a good thing its a red x with that into.

    dude wat
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited February 2011
    I assume shes on her knees a lot.....................praying.
  • DaviesDavies
    edited February 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    I assume shes on her knees a lot.....................praying.

    I believe it is us who must drop to our knees... and pray for forgiveness after the sheer blasphemy that this thread has disintegrated into.
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    Get on your knees and beg for mercy you weasley mortals. Especially you; George C
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited February 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    I believe it is us who must drop to our knees... and pray for forgiveness after the sheer blasphemy that this thread has disintegrated into.
    MontyPython_God.png

    Get on your knees and beg for mercy mortal

    I seen that guy somewhere before.

    hyrule1.png
  • DaviesDavies
    edited February 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    I seen that guy somewhere before.

    hyrule1.png

    For the love of all that is Holy! I spent 10 years in therapy trying to forget that catastrophic game. Thanks a bunch Coolsome!
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited February 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    For the love of all that is Holy! I spent 10 years in therapy trying to forget that catastrophic game. Thanks a bunch Coolsome!

    Thats what you get for stripping a nun!
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