The Comrade Pants/Alcoremortis Banter Thread
This thread is for banter between Comrade Pants and Alcoremortis. It's not limited to just them, so anyone is free to chime in. If this banter takes place anywhere else on the forum, it will be moved here.
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By the way, I spent the better part of a night and a day dealing with this. I had to move almost 40 pages of posts. 760 of them. I had to read 115 pages of "Whatever's on your mind". Try to keep this stuff in here so I don't have to do it again.
So it has fallen to me, the abomination that has risen from their twisted minds to post in this thread in their stead. Alas, such is the fate of monsters such as I...borne from an inside joke, brought into this worlds through parody, only to stoop to the demeaning task of carrying out their sick bidding.
For those of you who wonder, No I am not Alcoremortis, nor Comrade Pants. All (well most) of my posts are legitimate, and based on my own feelings (what little there is).
Oh woe is me, so recently brought forth onto the forums and so unjustly banished!
But I digress, the message that I was sent forth to deliver is one of appreciation. Oh mighty Guru(guru), your hours of dedication are not in vain. Though Alcoremortis and Comrade Pants refuse to post upon this cursed thread (thereby admitting their imprisonment) they do appreciate the hard work you put forth to make the forum more enjoyable for others. They have realized the fault of their ways and have come up with a better medium for their banter. (I suspect high level telekinesis)
As for me, though I am clearly unwanted, i will continue to haunt the forums and hope that my presence is tolerated.
{exit stage left}
*loud clattering and curses heard in distance*
What integrity? The two of them have spent the last three weeks sullying the forums, with about 300 posts each (Alcoremortis has 9 more posts in this thread than Pants, with a total of 310).
Has anybody done anything to you? You might note that I didn't blanket move posts by the three of you. Only 20 of your 31 posts got moved to this thread. I was very selective about what I did, to the point where if a post contained multiple quotes, with one being banter and one being on-topic, I copied the posts and edited each copy to split them apart. Yes, their post counts actually went up a little from this ordeal.
Well, I appreciate that.
Well, Pants started out as a troll, and we still tolerate him okay. Well, bad example right now, but we did until three weeks ago, and probably will again!
YAY i'm 'tolerated' :P