Just some of the organizations having their funds diverted to the campaign of President Max:
Melee Island Bureau of Tourism
the Llama Brigade
Santa Claus.
St. George's Books
Former Child Stars Anonymous.
the Democratic Order of Planets (DOOP).
Mr. Spatula.
the National Endowment for the Arts.
the United Dividers.
eBay.
Gerbils for the Greater Good.
the Peanut Franklin Fan Club.
Swiss bank account #02197171.
the Boys' Choir of Geneva.
... we're not quite sure.
the Annual Lytton Policeman's Ball Fund.
the United Nations.
Mario's coffers.
the Coffee for Poor People Fund.
Chocolate Haters Anonymous.
M! (the Myra Magazine).
the Liver 'n' Onions Concert Fund.
the Oakhurst Memorial Society.
Darth Vader.
the National Treasury.
Elvis's tomb.
your mother.
the United Whey.
the Curds and Whey Foundation.
the Americans for Cleaner Sewage Group.
Sybil's mutual funds.
starving yet charitable third-world children.
Social Security.
Montana.
Chia Pets Against Rabies Shots.
the Orphans without Shoes or Socks Foundation.
the Dinosaur Bowling League.
Well, we're over a quarter of a percent of a way there. Only 775,000 clicks to go. Can't we just take the whole amount of the Bosco Historical Weiner Appreciation and Protection Fund? It's not like there isn't enough in there.
Washington Memorial Missiles: $2,894,925
Free Gun Delivery: $876,599
Getting Max a Date: $999,999,999
Framing Superball for Blowing Up Lefty's: Priceless.
There are few things money can't buy. Vote for Max.
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(oh yeah, first post here too )
I wonder if the site ran out of stuff to display as goal or if there is really something 'classified'
We'll add some new fundraising goals soon.
Melee Island Bureau of Tourism
the Llama Brigade
Santa Claus.
St. George's Books
Former Child Stars Anonymous.
the Democratic Order of Planets (DOOP).
Mr. Spatula.
the National Endowment for the Arts.
the United Dividers.
eBay.
Gerbils for the Greater Good.
the Peanut Franklin Fan Club.
Swiss bank account #02197171.
the Boys' Choir of Geneva.
... we're not quite sure.
the Annual Lytton Policeman's Ball Fund.
the United Nations.
Mario's coffers.
the Coffee for Poor People Fund.
Chocolate Haters Anonymous.
M! (the Myra Magazine).
the Liver 'n' Onions Concert Fund.
the Oakhurst Memorial Society.
Darth Vader.
the National Treasury.
Elvis's tomb.
your mother.
the United Whey.
the Curds and Whey Foundation.
the Americans for Cleaner Sewage Group.
Sybil's mutual funds.
starving yet charitable third-world children.
Social Security.
Montana.
Chia Pets Against Rabies Shots.
the Orphans without Shoes or Socks Foundation.
the Dinosaur Bowling League.
..man have I never clicked harder.
There!
Are!
*sniff*
Four!
Lights!
Hopefully we'll reach it someday xD
Well, the Random Violence and Destruction party has been very busy... doing what they do.
a Shambling Corporate Presence.
What's wrong with those other 16% of people?
Wow, God donated $1 toward more fundraising goals for Max...
3% McCain
85% Max
...101% votes? xD
Max has that kind of effect on things.
-the Phoney Bone Mayoral Campaign.
-the Telltale Games Pension Fund.
-eBay.
-the Internet.
-Darth Vader.
-Count Chocula.
Free Gun Delivery: $876,599
Getting Max a Date: $999,999,999
Framing Superball for Blowing Up Lefty's: Priceless.
There are few things money can't buy. Vote for Max.