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From the desk of the Bad Translator

RemolayRemolay
edited December 2011 in Forum Games
It's simple really. Just take something that you've gotten from The Bad Translator and paste is here



For example:

"Hey Sam, is "Pronto" a real word?"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Tuesday is a good thing."

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  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2011
    Original Text: I have a feeling this won't work.

    20 Translations later Bing Gives us:

    "I might not work impression, in."
  • RetroVortexRetroVortex
    edited December 2011
    "I am the potato man! You know its true!"

    After 35

    "We can actually potatoes."

    I like this one:

    "The final battle begins."

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "At the beginning of the war."
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2011
    RetroVortex wrote: »
    I like this one:

    "The final battle begins."

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "At the beginning of the war."

    Man I love it when it gives stuff like that.



    "This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eyes can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny."

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "See the test consists in form and in my eyes, I do not know, such as Parfait, examination."


    Original text:

    "Let's make this showy!"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "You can get Flash!"
  • RetroVortexRetroVortex
    edited December 2011
    Okay. Lets just do loads of these everyone.

    Then we can record ourselves saying these.
    (So we can pretend to be bad voice actors)

    EDIT:

    "Honour. Justice. Thats is all a true warrior needs!"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Organization of the African Union that real warrior?"

    EDIT 2:

    "Everybody was kung-fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning. In fact it was a little bit frightning. But they fought with expert timing. "

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "The same spelling and sound. Phu cat Barack Version of Kung Fu Fraitning won very quickly."

    Its like some ancient art:
    Phu cat Barack, legendary Kung Fu Fraitning warrior, stored his techniques within ancient magic scrolls, that could only be activated by the same spelling and sound as the masters words
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2011
    Original Text: "If you hate your job, you don't quit. You just come in every day, and do it extremely half-assed. That's the American way."

    35 Translations later, Bing gives us:

    "This hate "* sp within a certain period of time and at a later time. Halvasid. "AS WELL."

    Question: THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
  • supmandude85supmandude85
    edited December 2011
    Original text:

    "It's simple really. Just take something that you've gotten from The Bad Translator and paste is here For example: "Hey Sam, is "Pronto" a real word?" ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Tuesday is a good thing." "

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "It is very easy. Sorry, but I know that in the world am I? "in 35 Bing document added inventory:" Halo ""


    Original text:

    "The cake is a lie!"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Pie charts!"
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2011
    Original text: "You can't get ye flask."

    35 Translations later Bing gives us:

    "Yes."

    So I actually could get ye flask the whole time? Mind= Blown.
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited December 2011
    "Wonder woman "
    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:
    "No wonder woman"
  • lovetodo22lovetodo22
    edited December 2011
    You crack me up, little buddy

    35 translations later:

    [Rutkowski revocation]

    "I really enjoy posting on the Telltale Games forum."

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Under the banner (ı) "r" game"

    I think Telltale Games' new slogan should be: Telltale Games, Under The Banner We Bring Our R Game
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited December 2011
    me"
    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:
    "The European Union."
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2011
    "I would walk five hundred miles, and I would walk five hundred more just to be the man who walked one thousand miles to fall down at your door."

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "500 Miles, killed more than 500 Tin Bowl."

    oh... Oh dear.

    "twelve"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "(12)"

    Very well

    "It's a murder mystery without a murder."

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "In パズル between them."

    Something went wrong somewhere in Japanese
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited December 2011
    "I love TomPravetz."

    ...10 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Ma tombravitz."
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited December 2011
    "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

    ...10 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Wood wood, you can save a lot of wood, to disk?"
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited December 2011
    What I put in:

    "Profanity! O, pusillanimous prat! Pure and pleasant prose predominates this particular pointless palaver."

    What I got back:

    "In this language. Social responsibility of companies and the first winter Argp Sf strategy."

    Not a single p-word. I has a sad.

    Actually, I tried it again just for giggles and I got something completely different: "Language. This funky. The default location of the Skaktens science fiction and Sarah."

    ...The hell?
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited December 2011
    Original text:

    "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it."

    ...10 translations later Bing gives us:

    "It is a shame, if poor people in New York! I knew him, Horatio, excellent invinitigist wise colleagues. Born today a great transitional provisions back to the athosand! According to my, an increase in the Gorge."


    Sounds legit.


    Dude, where's my car?"

    ...30 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Tools for me and my friend?"
  • JohroJohro
    edited December 2011
    I put in a phrase and got the same one back after 35. I was disappointed. Tried another:

    "Where sat the warrior, the poet. Now lie the fragments of a man."
    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:
    "NAC dvd now black, as we know it"

    ...fun times....

    "a skeleton in the closet"
    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:
    "(Company)"

    ...well, I guess it would be, wouldn't it?


    ...my name immediately translates from arabic to "Guru"....awkward...
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited December 2011
    ...What the hell did you manage to feed it that came back the same? That's not disappointing, that's a freaking accomplishment.
  • JohroJohro
    edited December 2011
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    ...What the hell did you manage to feed it that came back the same? That's not disappointing, that's a freaking accomplishment.

    "the dark side of the moon"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "The dark side of the Moon"

    I guess Pink Floyd is just THAT awesome. You have to leave it in order though because it does change a few times, but other languages correct it.
  • lovetodo22lovetodo22
    edited December 2011
    "Steve Purcell"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Cooper, Shidif, Qoysk, Searle"

    "the meaning of life"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "The pressure in the world."

    "sam and max freelance police"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Sam and Max Shin theng (e)"

    Then again using random language order:
    "sam and max freelance police"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Sam"

    The translator's apparently seen the end of The Devil's Playhouse
  • lovetodo22lovetodo22
    edited December 2011
    Whaa? I'm getting the jibblies now!
    This is what I put in last:
    "Hi, I'm Hugh Bliss"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Hi my name is Hugh Bliss, Texas."

    "So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad Oh I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Community PenthouseI-RoadWhere-HowlYou, "he said, however, The dog does not accept PloughBack WoodsHunting Mugissante Liesbeyond? ToadOh Nogueira, yellow OWL. Adult math."
    Love the random addition of Adult math to the end, as I always wondered what Elton John was going on about!
  • JohroJohro
    edited December 2011
    I wasn't going to post anymore..but how could I let this one go:

    (on random...and I'm serious.)

    "without batman, crime has no punchline. "

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "In addition to Throbbing pants"

    see...
    [size=-2]Arabic : وقد الجريمة دون باتمان، لا punchline.
    Back to English : The crime without Batman, punchline.
    Spanish : El crimen sin Batman, punchline.
    Back to English : The crime without Batman, punchline.
    German : Das Verbrechen ohne Batman, Pointe.
    Back to English : The crime without Batman, Pointe.
    Latvian : Bez Batman, Pointe noziegumu.
    Back to English : Besides Batman, Pointe.
    Bulgarian : Освен Батман, Поант.
    Back to English : Besides Batman, Pointe.
    Turkish : Batman, Pointe yanında.
    Back to English : Besides Batman, Pointe.
    Lithuanian : Be to, Batman, Bonsai Studio.
    Back to English : In addition, Batman, the Pointe.
    Dutch : In toevoeging, Batman, de Pointe.
    Back to English : In addition, Batman, the Pointe.
    Polish : W dodatku, Batman, Pointe.
    Back to English : In addition, Batman, Pointe.
    Swedish : Dessutom, Batman, Pointe.
    Back to English : In Addition, Batman, Pointe.
    Bulgarian : В допълнение, Батман, Поант.
    Back to English : In addition, Batman, Pointe.
    Korean : 또한, 배트맨, 쁘 엥 또.
    Back to English : In addition, Batman, Pointe.
    German : Darüber hinaus, Batman, Pointe.
    Back to English : In addition, Batman, Pointe.
    Swedish : Dessutom, Batman, Pointe.
    Back to English : In Addition, Batman, Pointe.
    Greek : Το επιπλέον, Batman, Pointe.
    Back to English : In addition, Batman, Pointe.
    Thai : นอกจากนี้ แบทแมน Pointe
    Back to English : Additionally, Batman Pointe
    Spanish : Además, Batman Pointe
    Back to English : In addition, Batman Pointe
    Chinese Traditional : 此外，蝙蝠俠潘特
    Back to English : In addition, Batman Pant
    Japanese : さらには、バットマンのパンツ
    Back to English : Further, Batman pants
    Slovak : Ďalej, Batman nohavice
    Back to English : Furthermore, Batman pants
    Ukranian : Крім того, Бетмен брюки
    Back to English : In addition, Batman pants
    English : In addition, Batman pants
    Back to English : In addition, Batman pants
    Indonesian : Selain itu, Batman celana
    Back to English : In addition, Batman pants
    Estonian : Lisaks Batman pants
    Back to English : In addition, Batman pants
    Spanish : Además, pantalones Batman
    Back to English : In addition, pants Batman
    Greek : Επιπλέον, το παντελόνι Batman
    Back to English : In addition, the pants Batman
    Finnish : Lisäksi housut Batman
    Back to English : In addition, the pants Batman
    Polish : Ponadto, spodnie Batman
    Back to English : In addition, the pants Batman
    German : Darüber hinaus, die Hose Batman
    Back to English : In addition, the pants of Batman
    Haitian Creole : Nan adisyon, pantalon yo de Batman
    Back to English : In addition, trousers of Throbbing
    Norwegian : I tillegg, bukser av Throbbing
    Back to English : In addition, trousers of Throbbing
    Chinese Traditional : 此外，Throbbing 的褲子
    Back to English : In addition, the Throbbing pants
    Lithuanian : Be to, į Throbbing pants
    Back to English : In addition, the Throbbing pants
    Norwegian : I tillegg bukser til Throbbing
    Back to English : In addition to Throbbing pants
    Latvian : Papildus Throbbing bikses
    Back to English : In addition to Throbbing pants[/size]
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited December 2011
    Okay, I tried this again and I had to share.

    "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Fruit trees, trees and tree wooden accessories?"

    I think I'm starting to understand spambots a little better.

    Also:

    Back to English : Fruit trees of chucks of wood, wood and wood?
    Romanian : Pomi fructiferi din dispozitive de fixare din lemn, lemn și lemn?
    Back to English : Fruit trees of fixtures made of wood, wood and wood?

    Andrei, whatever that says in Romanian, I hope it's as hilarious as what it translates back to in English.
  • SHODANFreemanSHODANFreeman
    edited December 2011
    Original text:

    "I like turtles"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "For example, in the United States, (5)"



    ...????
    Indonesian : Aku suka kura-kura
    Back to English : I like turtles
    Polish : Lubię żółwie
    Back to English : I like turtles
    Italian : Mi piace tartarughe
    Back to English : I like turtles
    Polish : Lubię żółwie
    Back to English : I like turtles
    Ukranian : Мені подобається черепахи
    Back to English : I like turtles
    Latvian : Piemēram, bruņurupuču
    Back to English : For example, the turtles
    Polish : Na przykład żółwie
    Back to English : For example, the turtles
    Finnish : Esimerkiksi Kilpikonnat
    Back to English : For Example, The Turtles
    Haitian Creole : Pa egzanp, Marines
    Back to English : For example, under Route 9 where the Marines
    Italian : Ad esempio, sotto Route 9 dove i Marines
    Back to English : For example, under Route 9 where the Marines
    Chinese Simplified : 例如，根据路由 9 在海军陆战队
    Back to English : For example, depending on Route 9 in the Marine Corps
    Lithuanian : Pavyzdžiui, priklausomai nuo maršruto 9 Marine Corps
    Back to English : For example, depending on Route 9 in the Marine Corps
    English : For example, depending on Route 9 in the Marine Corps
    Back to English : For example, depending on Route 9 in the Marine Corps
    Ukranian : Наприклад, в залежності від маршрут 9 в Корпус морської піхоти
    Back to English : For example, depending on Route 9 in the u.s. Marine Corps
    Hebrew : לדוגמה, בהתאם לכביש 9 בארצות הברית הנחתים
    Back to English : For example, according to the 9 in the United States Marine
    Polish : Na przykład zgodnie z 9 w Morza Stany Zjednoczone
    Back to English : For example, in accordance with the 9 in The United States
    Turkish : Örneğin, gereğince 9 yılında Amerika Birleşik Devletleri
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, in accordance with 5
    Chinese Simplified : 例如，在美国，按照 5
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, in accordance with 5
    Greek : Για παράδειγμα, στις Ηνωμένες Πολιτείες, σύμφωνα με το 5
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, in accordance with 5
    Portuguese : Por exemplo, nos Estados Unidos, de acordo com 5
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, in accordance with 5
    Chinese Simplified : 例如，在美国，按照 5
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, in accordance with 5
    Chinese Traditional : 例如，在美國，按照 5
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, in accordance with 5
    Dutch : Bijvoorbeeld in de Verenigde Staten, in overeenstemming met 5
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, in accordance with 5
    Estonian : Näiteks Ameerika Ühendriikides, 5
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, (5)
    Swedish : Till exempel i USA, (5)
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, (5)
    Ukranian : Наприклад, у Сполучених Штатах, (5)
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, (5)
    English : For example, in the United States, (5)
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, (5)
    Hungarian : Például az Egyesült Államokban, (5)
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, (5)
    Lithuanian : Pavyzd iui, JAV, (5)
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, (5)
    Chinese Simplified : 例如，在美国，（5）
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, (5)
    Hebrew : לדוגמה, בארצות הברית, (5)
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, (5)
    Swedish : Till exempel i USA, (5)
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, (5)
    Arabic : على سبيل المثال، في الولايات المتحدة، (5)
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, (5)
    Chinese Simplified : 例如，在美国，（5）
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, (5)
    Arabic : على سبيل المثال، في الولايات المتحدة، (5)
    Back to English : For example, in the United States, (5)
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited December 2011
    The worst part is that I can actually understand how that happened, to some extent.
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited December 2011
    Original text:

    "Sweep the leg, Johnny!"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "(Goldman Goldman Sachs John p u b Hakeem!"

    ...What?
  • harrisonpinkharrisonpink Telltale Alumni
    edited December 2011
    Original Text: "Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back."

    Translation: "The same criterion, no account operators, prevazută and all."
    Arabic : كل واحد منا يحمل مسرع النووي غير مرخصة على ظهره
    Back to English : Each one of us holds unlicensed nuclear Accelerator backpack
    Bulgarian : Всеки един от нас държи нелицензирани ядрени ускорител раница
    Back to English : Each of us holds the unlicensed nuclear Accelerator backpack
    Catalan : Cada un de nosaltres té la motxilla de accelerador nuclear sense llicència
    Back to English : Each one of us has the backpack of unlicensed nuclear Accelerator
    Chinese Simplified : 我们每一个人有无牌核加速器的背包
    Back to English : Each of us an unlicensed nuclear Accelerator Pack
    Chinese Traditional : 我們每一個人的無牌核加速器包
    Back to English : Each of us an unlicensed nuclear Accelerator package
    Czech : Každý z nás nelicencované jaderný akcelerátor balíček
    Back to English : Each of us unlicensed nuclear Accelerator package
    Danish : Hver af os ulicenseret nukleare Accelerator pakke
    Back to English : Each of us unlicensed nuclear Accelerator package
    Dutch : Ieder van ons zonder vergunning nucleaire Accelerator pakket
    Back to English : Each of us unlicensed nuclear Accelerator package
    English : Each of us unlicensed nuclear Accelerator package
    Back to English : Each of us unlicensed nuclear Accelerator package
    Estonian : Igaüks meist litsentseerimata kiirendi Tuumapakett
    Back to English : Each of us nuclear package unlicensed Accelerator
    Finnish : Jokainen meistä ydinalan pakata unlicensed Accelerator
    Back to English : Each of us in the nuclear field to compress the unlicensed Accelerator
    French : Chacun de nous dans le domaine nucléaire pour compresser l'accélérateur sans permis
    Back to English : Each of us in the nuclear field to compress the accelerator without a licence
    German : Jeder von uns im nuklearen Bereich um das Gaspedal ohne eine Lizenz zu komprimieren
    Back to English : Each of us in the nuclear field to the accelerator without to compress a license
    Greek : Ο καθένας μας στον πυρηνικό τομέα για το πρόγραμμα επιτάχυνσης χωρίς να συμπιέσετε μια άδεια χρήσης
    Back to English : Each of us in the nuclear sector for the accelerated program can compress without a license
    Haitian Creole : Chak nan nou nan sektè nikleyè pou pwogram accéléré lan ka peze san okenn lisans
    Back to English : Every of us nuclear sector for this program on the same basis accéléré is possible for him to squeeze without a license
    Hebrew : כל מאיתנו גרעיני מהסקטור עבור תוכנית זו ב- accéléré בסיס זהה הוא ניתן לו לסחוט ללא רשיון
    Back to English : All of us from nuclear for this program on the same basis is him accéléré extract without a permit
    Hungarian : Mindannyian a nukleáris, mert ez a program ugyanazon az alapon neki accéléré ki engedély nélkül
    Back to English : We are all in the nuclear, because it is on the same basis without a permit issued to him accéléré
    Indonesian : Kami sedang semua nuklir, karena itu adalah pada dasar yang sama tanpa ijin yang dikeluarkan kepadanya accéléré
    Back to English : We're all nuclear, because it is on the same basis without a permit issued to him accéléré
    Italian : Siamo tutti nucleare, perché è sulla stessa base senza un permesso rilasciato a lui accéléré
    Back to English : We're all nuclear, because it is on the same basis without a permit issued to him accéleré
    Japanese : 彼に accéleré 発行を許可せず、同じ基準では我々 すべて核です。
    Back to English : Not allow him to acc e. ler é publishing, is the nucleus we all in the same criteria.
    Korean : 하지 그 acc e. ler é 게시 허용, 핵은 모두 동일한 기준에에서 우리.
    Back to English : Not that the acc is the publishing permit, e. ler é all have the same criteria in the us.
    Latvian : Nav acc ir publicēšanas atļauju e. mērjosla é visi ir tie paši kritēriji mums.
    Back to English : Acc does not have copyright permission for e. ruler é all have the same criteria.
    Lithuanian : ACC neturi autorines teises, e. liniuotės é visi turi tuos pačius kriterijus.
    Back to English : ACC does not have copyright, e-ruler é all have the same criteria.
    Norwegian : ACC har ikke copyright, e-linjalen é alle har de samme vilkårene.
    Back to English : ACC has no copyright, e-ruler é all have the same criteria.
    Polish : ACC ma nie praw autorskich, e miarki é wszystkie posiadają takie same kryteria.
    Back to English : ACC is not copyright, e é rulers all have the same criteria.
    Portuguese : ACC não é direito autoral, réguas de é e todos têm os mesmos critérios.
    Back to English : ACC is not copyrightable, rulers of is and all have the same criteria.
    Romanian : ACC nu este prevazută, conducătorii este şi toate au aceleaşi criterii.
    Back to English : ACC is not, managers is prevazută and all have the same criteria.
    Russian : АКК не, менеджеров, prevazută и все они имеют те же критерии.
    Back to English : ACC not, managers, prevazută and they all have the same criteria.
    Slovak : ACC nie, manažérov, prevazută a všetky majú rovnaké kritériá.
    Back to English : ACC not, managers, prevazută, and all have the same criteria.
    Slovenian : ACC nimajo enakih meril, upravljavci, prevazută in vse.
    Back to English : ACC does not have the same criteria, operators, prevazută and all.
    Spanish : CAC no tienen los mismos criterios, operadores, prevazută y todo.
    Back to English : ACC does not have the same criteria, operators, prevazută and everything.
    Swedish : ACC har inte samma kriterier, operatörer, prevazută och allt.
    Back to English : ACC does not have the same criteria, operators, prevazută and everything.
    Thai : บัญชีไม่มีเกณฑ์เดียวกับ operators, prevazută และทุกสิ่งทุกอย่าง
    Back to English : The same criterion, no account operators, prevazută and everything.
    Turkish : Aynı ölçütü, hiçbir Hesap İşletmenleri, prevazută ve her şey.
    Back to English : The same criterion, no account Operators, prevazută and everything.
    Ukranian : Же критерію, немає рахунку операторів, prevazută і все.
    Back to English : The same criterion, no account operators, prevazută and all.
  • supmandude85supmandude85
    edited December 2011
    Original text:

    "This chick is toast!"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Val e. ry girls!"


    Original text:

    "I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Monday to Friday, and stop the monkey Star Office!"


    Original text:

    "English Motherfucker! Do you speak it?"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "United Kingdom. If we are talking about?"
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited December 2011
    So, I wanted to see what Bing would do with a translation that's already bad.

    So I put in: "English as she is spoke" (fantastic horrible translation, btw)

    I got back: "The United Kingdom will be talking about the language."

    ...a sentence that somewhat makes sense. What.

    Also,

    "I used to be able to translate, but then I took an arrow to the knee."

    Became:

    "Appel l the second arrow."
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited December 2011
    Original text:

    "All your base are belong to us."

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Located in the United States."

    Arabic : وكل قاعدة الخاص بك ملك لنا.
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    Bulgarian : Всички си база принадлежат към нас.
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    Catalan : Tots els seu base pertanyen a nosaltres.
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    Chinese Simplified : 你所有的群属于我们。
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    Chinese Traditional : 你所有的群屬於我們。
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    Czech : Všechny vaše základní patří k nám.
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    Danish : Alle dine base tilhører os.
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    Dutch : All your base belong to us.
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    English : All your base belong to us.
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    Estonian : Kõik oma baasi kuuluvad meile.
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    Finnish : Kaikki base kuuluvat meille.
    Back to English : All base belong to us.
    French : Base tous nous appartiennent.
    Back to English : All base belong to us.
    German : Alle Base gehören zu uns.
    Back to English : All base belong to us.
    Greek : Όλα βάσης ανήκουν σε εμάς.
    Back to English : All base belong to us.
    Haitian Creole : Tout baz pou nou.
    Back to English : All base for us.
    Hebrew : בסיס כל בשבילנו.
    Back to English : Basis of all for us.
    Hungarian : Nekünk is alapul.
    Back to English : Based on the us.
    Indonesian : Didasarkan pada kita.
    Back to English : Based on the us.
    Italian : Basato su noi.
    Back to English : Based on us.
    Japanese : 私たちに基づきます。
    Back to English : Based on the us.
    Korean : 미국에 기반합니다.
    Back to English : Based in the United States.
    Latvian : Kas atrodas Amerikas Savienotajās valstīs.
    Back to English : Located in the United States.
    Lithuanian : Įsikūrusi Jungtinėse Amerikos Valstijose.
    Back to English : Located In The United States Of America.
    Norwegian : Hotellet ligger i de forente stater.
    Back to English : The hotel is located in the United States.
    Polish : Hotel znajduje się w Stanach Zjednoczonych.
    Back to English : The Hotel is located in the United States.
    Portuguese : O Hotel está localizado nos Estados Unidos.
    Back to English : The Hotel is located in the United States.
    Romanian : Hotelul este situat în Statele Unite.
    Back to English : The hotel is located in the United States.
    Russian : Отель расположен в Соединенных Штатах Америки.
    Back to English : The hotel is located in the United States of America.
    Slovak : Hotel sa nachádza v Spojených štátoch amerických.
    Back to English : The Hotel is located in the United States of America.
    Slovenian : Hotel se nahaja v Združenih državah Amerike.
    Back to English : Hotel is located in the United States of America.
    Spanish : Situado en los Estados Unidos de América.
    Back to English : Located in the United States of America.
    Swedish : Beläget i Amerikas förenta stater.
    Back to English : Located in the United States of America.
    Thai : ตั้งอยู่ในสหรัฐอเมริกา
    Back to English : Located in the United States.
    Turkish : Amerika Birleşik Devletleri'nde bulunan.
    Back to English : Located in the United States.
    Ukranian : Розташований в Сполучених Штатах.
    Back to English : Located in the United States.

    Anybody else notice that it always seems to be Hebrew that totally sends the translation into left field?
  • thesporkmanthesporkman
    edited December 2011
    "How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "The professional relationships between Jurassic perhaps what to do."

    Spanish : Qué apropiado, lucha como una vaca!
    Back to English : What appropriate, fight like a cow!
    English : What appropriate, fight like a cow!
    Back to English : What appropriate, fight like a cow!
    Vietnamese : Những gì thích hợp, chiến đấu như một con bò!
    Back to English : What niche, fight like a cow!
    Vietnamese : Những gì thích hợp, chiến đấu như một con bò!
    Back to English : What niche, fight like a cow!
    Greek : Τι εξειδικευμένες, καταπολέμηση σαν μια αγελάδα!
    Back to English : What niche, fight like a cow!
    Czech : Jaké nika, boj jako kráva!
    Back to English : What niche, fight like a cow!
    Chinese Traditional : 什麼好位子，像一頭母牛的戰鬥 ！
    Back to English : What good seat, fight like a cow!
    Greek : Τι καλό κάθισμα, καταπολέμηση σαν μια αγελάδα!
    Back to English : What a good seat, fight like a cow!
    Polish : Jakie dobre stanowisko, walki podobnie jak krowy!
    Back to English : What a good position, fight like a cow!
    Ukranian : Те, що хороші позиції, боротьба, як корова!
    Back to English : What a good position, fight like a cow!
    French : Quelle bonne position, lutte comme une vache !
    Back to English : What good position, fight like a cow!
    Bulgarian : Какви добра позиция, борбата като крава!
    Back to English : What a good position, fight like a cow!
    Swedish : Vad en bra position, kampen som en ko!
    Back to English : What a good position, fight like a cow!
    Vietnamese : Những gì một vị trí tốt, chiến đấu như một con bò!
    Back to English : What a good position, fight like a cow!
    Danish : Hvad en god position, kamp ligesom en ko!
    Back to English : What a good position, fight like a cow!
    Vietnamese : Những gì một vị trí tốt, chiến đấu như một con bò!
    Back to English : What a good position, fight like a cow!
    Hebrew : איזו משרה טובה, הקרב כמו פרה!
    Back to English : What a good job, the battle as a cow!
    Swedish : Vad ett bra jobb, slaget som en ko!
    Back to English : What a good job, the battle as a cow!
    Hungarian : Milyen egy jó munkát, mint egy harci!
    Back to English : What a good job as a combat!
    Bulgarian : Какво добра работа като битка!
    Back to English : What a good job as a battle!
    Danish : Hvad er et godt job som et slag!
    Back to English : What is a good job as a slap!
    Russian : Что такое хорошая работа как пощечина!
    Back to English : What a good job as a slap in the face!
    Bulgarian : Какво добра работа като slap в лицето!
    Back to English : What a good job as a relation in the face!
    Finnish : Mitä hyvää työtä kuin liikesuhteen edessä!
    Back to English : What does a good job as a business relation in front!
    Greek : Τι κάνει καλή δουλειά ως επαγγελματική σχέση προς τα εμπρός!
    Back to English : What does a good job as a professional relationship forward!
    Danish : Hvad gør et godt stykke arbejde som en professionel relation fremad!
    Back to English : What does a good job as a professional relationship forward!
    Italian : Che cosa fa un buon lavoro come attaccante rapporto professionale!
    Back to English : What does a good job as striker professional relationship!
    Haitian Creole : Sa fè yon bon travay kòm lyen pwofesyonèl grevis!
    Back to English : What do a good job as professional ties striker.
    Latvian : Ko darīt labu darbu kā profesionālas saiknes streikotājs.
    Back to English : What can I do a good job as a professional link striker.
    Chinese Traditional : 作為一個專業的連結射手好我可以做什麼。
    Back to English : As a professional link shooter well what can I do.
    Danish : Som en professionel link shooter kan godt hvad jeg gøre.
    Back to English : As a professional link shooter may well what I do.
    Hebrew : כקישור מקצועי היורה עשוי היטב מה לעשות.
    Back to English : Professional link Jurassic may well what to do.
    Lithuanian : Profesinius ryšius Juros periodo gali gerai, ką daryti.
    Back to English : Professional relations between the Jurassic may well what to do.
    Greek : Οι επαγγελματικές σχέσεις μεταξύ Jurassic μπορεί να καλά τι πρέπει να κάνετε.
    Back to English : The professional relationships between Jurassic may well what to do.
    Dutch : De professionele relaties tussen Jurassic wellicht wat te doen.
    Back to English : The professional relationships between Jurassic perhaps what to do.

    I think my favorite is, "What a good job as a slap in the face!"
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2011
    Original text:

    "moo baa lalala"

    ...10 translations later Bing gives us:

    "His remains, real estate"
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited December 2011
    Original text:

    "Card games on motorcycles!"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Bad infrastructure"

    Arabic : ألعاب الورق على دراجات نارية!
    Back to English : Card games on motorcycles!
    Bulgarian : Игри с карти в управлението на мотоциклети!
    Back to English : Card games on motorcycles!
    Catalan : Jocs de cartes a motocicletes!
    Back to English : Card games to motorcycles!
    Chinese Simplified : 在摩托车上的纸牌游戏 ！
    Back to English : Card game on a motorcycle!
    Chinese Traditional : 在摩托車上的紙牌遊戲 ！
    Back to English : Card game on a motorcycle!
    Czech : Karetní hra na motorce!
    Back to English : Card game on a motorcycle!
    Danish : Card game på en motorcykel!
    Back to English : Card game on a motorcycle!
    Dutch : Kaartspel op een motorfiets!
    Back to English : Card game on a motorcycle!
    English : Card game on a motorcycle!
    Back to English : Card game on a motorcycle!
    Estonian : Kaardimäng mootorrattal!
    Back to English : Card game on a motorcycle!
    Finnish : Korttipelin moottoripyörä!
    Back to English : Card game motorcycle!
    French : Moto de jeu de carte !
    Back to English : Moto card game!
    German : Moto Kartenspiel!
    Back to English : Moto card game!
    Greek : Moto παιχνίδι!
    Back to English : Moto game!
    Haitian Creole : Moto jwèt!
    Back to English : Motorcycle seem foolish:
    Hebrew : אופנוע נראה טיפשי:
    Back to English : Motorcycle looks silly:
    Hungarian : Motorkerékpár buta úgy néz ki:
    Back to English : Motorcycle looks silly:
    Indonesian : Motor tampak konyol:
    Back to English : Motor looks silly:
    Italian : Motore sembra sciocco:
    Back to English : The engine seems silly:
    Japanese : エンジンは愚かです。
    Back to English : Engine is stupid.
    Korean : 엔진은 어리석 다.
    Back to English : Engine is ridiculous.
    Latvian : Dzinējs ir smieklīgi.
    Back to English : The engine is ridiculous.
    Lithuanian : Variklis yra juokingi.
    Back to English : The engine is ridiculous.
    Norwegian : Motoren er latterlig.
    Back to English : The engine is ridiculous.
    Polish : Silnik is horrible.
    Back to English : The engine is horrible.
    Portuguese : O motor é horrível.
    Back to English : The engine is horrible.
    Romanian : Motorul este oribil.
    Back to English : The engine is horrible.
    Russian : Двигатель попало.
    Back to English : The engine is horrible.
    Slovak : Motor je hrozné.
    Back to English : The engine is terrible.
    Slovenian : Motor je grozno.
    Back to English : The engine is terrible.
    Spanish : El motor es terrible.
    Back to English : The engine is terrible.
    Swedish : Motorn är fruktansvärt.
    Back to English : The engine is terrible.
    Thai : เครื่องยนต์เลวร้าย
    Back to English : Evil engine
    Turkish : Kötü altyapısı
    Back to English : Bad infrastructure
    Ukranian : Погано інфраструктури
    Back to English : Bad infrastructure
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2011
    Original text:

    "I am error"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Fortunately,"
  • JohroJohro
    edited December 2011
    "outhouse"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "You can use them"

    yes, yes I can.
  • supmandude85supmandude85
    edited December 2011
    Original text:

    "Do not want."

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "I really like it."
  • ScnewScnew
    edited December 2011
    "I was going to translate this myself until I took an arrow to the knee. "

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "If the scaled down version of the striking, in the spring and the knees, you can do OK."
  • Giant TopeGiant Tope
    edited December 2011
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    "Fruit trees, trees and tree wooden accessories?"
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  • Unknown
    edited December 2011
    "hello i'm the nostalgia critic i remember it so you done have to"
    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Hi, I would like to see criticism of nostalgia."
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