Comic Book Roulette

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Choose a comic book completely at random from your collection, open it to a random page, and type the first word bubble or thought bubble you see when your gaze hits the page.

Mine turned out to be Trigger issue 1 from Vertigo comics, and this is what I got:

You read actual books? Now that's cute. And not even printed on synthetic... a tree died for this, you know.

Ignatius

"Hm. Actually, that's a point. How do we approach him? What do we say?"

StrongBrush1

"Red Alert! That cat is tearin' up the mountain and he's cussin' a blue streak!"

VeronicanPlay

Now your left arm's been turned into me!