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2011, Buh-Bye!

Debbie82Debbie82
edited May 2012 in General Chat
To the tune of "My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean".

2011 was hairy,
A year unlike any we've seen.
There were Schweddy Balls from Ben & Jerry,
And a warlock assassin named Sheen! (Winning!)

Lohan! Strauss-Kahn!
Mitt Romney, Rick Perry and Cain!
("Three 9's!")
Big trials! Love childs!
2011, bye-bye!

The S&P blew up our rating.
The job market stayed in a slump. (A slump!)
The debt ceiling kept us debating,
While Weiner just tweeted his junk!

Tax more! Class war!
"I nearly got hit with a pie."
("That's mine!")
Health threats! Greek debts!
2011, buh-bye!

The whole Arab world was rebelling.
So long, Muammar Gaddafi!
While soldiers were asking and telling...
[Bert & Ernie:] "We told the whole world we're not gay!"
We finally took out bin Laden.
Japan had one hell of a year. (A year!)
There were riots in Britain: "All rotten!"
[Harold Camping:] "The Rapture!"
[2012 "Seer":] "Not yet, but it's near." (Next year!)

Got hitched, got ditched!
Got knocked up; went bankrupt;
[Netflix:] "We unsubscribed!"
Hairspray! "Friday"!
2011, buh-bye!

There were Occupy Wall Street protesters,
And folks who will surely be missed.
Falling satellites! Panicked investors!
There's just way too much left to list! (To list!)

Quakes! Crimes! New signs!
Loose lions and tigers and bears!
(Oh my!)
Let's cheer the new year!
2011,
You're ending, thank heaven!
2011, BUH-BYE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zls4Ao3GyM
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  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited December 2011
    I hated 2011. Good riddance. I guess I got engaged, so it didn't suck entirely. The rest was like one long santorum filled douche in your bowl of cereal, though.
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited December 2011
    I agree with Pants! Piss off 2011!! I SAID FUCK OFF 2011!!!! GO AWAY GO GO GO JUST GO AWAY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I WILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited December 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    I agree with Pants! Piss off 2011!! I SAID FUCK OFF 2011!!!! GO AWAY GO GO GO JUST GO AWAY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I WILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!

    p-15123.jpg

    Hear hear! I agreech!
  • DrRocketGeniusDrRocketGenius
    edited December 2011
    I enjoyed 2011. Why? The Muppets came out. That is all.
  • DAISHIDAISHI
    edited December 2011
    You were a cold bitch Mistress, 2011. But I conquered you despite all your vain efforts. Your successor shall find itself equally unprepared.
  • RibsRibs
    edited December 2011
    DrRocketGenius wrote: »
    I enjoyed 2011. Why? The Muppets came out. That is all.

    You don't seem to be helping your point.
  • RetroVortexRetroVortex
    edited December 2011
    2011 ate my face and spoiled my dreams! X'O
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited December 2011
    At least Kim Jong Il, Osama Bin Laden and Moammar Gadhaffi died. I hope it was painful for all of them.
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited December 2011
    Comrade Pants wrote: »
    At least Kim Jong Il, Osama Bin Laden and Moammar Gadhaffi died. I hope it was painful for all of them.

    Maybe the Tesselator paid them a visit.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited December 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    Maybe the Tesselator paid them a visit.

    I prefer to think it was these guys, mostly because 10 had better episodes and villains and... just... everything. Well, except companions. Amy and Rory are the best companions. Anyway, these guys:

    Khvjj.jpg
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited December 2011
    I like these guys

    Daleks_are_the_masters_of_Earth.jpg

    Don't like the new Daleks. :p
  • RibsRibs
    edited December 2011
    I know of a much scarier monster!
    cfp8.jpg
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited December 2011
    I agree with coolsome, the new Daleks are bullshit.
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited December 2011
    800px-sutekh.jpg

    Funny thing is this was one of the most powerful villains in the series.
  • divisiontendivisionten
    edited December 2011
    I for one am glad 2011 is over this weekend. It was the most complicated, crazy year I've ever had...
  • DrRocketGeniusDrRocketGenius
    edited December 2011
    Ribs wrote: »
    You don't seem to be helping your point.

    48.jpg

    Whatev's, broman.
  • mathman77mathman77
    edited December 2011
    This has been one crazy year. It started off quite good, but took a sharp turn for the worst around summer. I'd say I'm glad 2011 is over if the world wasn't expected to end next year.

    Also, The Muppets rocked.
  • GaryCXJkGaryCXJk
    edited December 2011
    My New Years resolution for this year was to rewrite every chapter of my novel. I got stuck at the end of chapter three of the four chapters I was supposed to rewrite.

    So close...
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited December 2011
    GaryCXJk wrote: »
    My New Years resolution for this year was to rewrite every chapter of my novel. I got stuck at the end of chapter three of the four chapters I was supposed to rewrite.

    So close...

    CRAM SESSlON NOW
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited December 2011
    I'm not particularly looking forward to 2012 because of all the crazies who will be bugging me to tell me the world is ending. At least in 2011 they were a bit quieter about it. On the bright side, I hope to have a college degree given to me in 2012 so that will be fantastic.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited December 2011
    It's cool. If 2012 is when we finally get a zombie apocalypse, I've got my bases covered with lotsa guns, food, and a fiancee who is a world class badass.
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited December 2011
    Comrade Pants wrote: »
    It's cool. If 2012 is when we finally get a zombie apocalypse, I've got my bases covered with lotsa guns, food, and a fiancee who is a world class badass.

    I've got my bases covered with a super tasty brain. I mean, I bet I'm delicious. I'll be quite offended if I'm not.
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited December 2011
    Alcoremortis wrote: »
    I've got my bases covered with a super tasty brain. I mean, I bet I'm delicious. I'll be quite offended if I'm not.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8S9uI6R1FM
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited December 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8S9uI6R1FM

    I need to do more calculus. Quickly! I've only got a limited amount of time left to make my brain irresistible.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited December 2011
    Good to know I'm safe.
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited May 2012
    coolsome wrote: »
    I agree with Pants! Piss off 2011!! I SAID FUCK OFF 2011!!!! GO AWAY GO GO GO JUST GO AWAY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I WILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!


    I was wrong 2012 sucked worse! fuck off all years just piss off.

    EDIT: Before mods or anyone says I'm not aloud to revive this threard your wrong this is ok.
  • IrishmileIrishmile
    edited May 2012
    (Dusts off the ban hammer)

    Just kidding... I've only banned spammers...
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited May 2012
    coolsome wrote: »
    I was wrong 2012 sucked worse! fuck off all years just piss off.

    EDIT: Before mods or anyone says I'm not aloud to revive this threard your wrong this is ok.

    2012 is shaping up to be pretty shitty. I got engaged in 2011 and 2012 saw a lot of personal tragedies in my family. 2011 was way better. Oh well. At least it's not whatever year Billy Mays died. That was the worst year in human history.
  • JohroJohro
    edited May 2012
    Comrade Pants wrote: »
    2012 is shaping up to be pretty shitty. I got engaged in 2011 and 2012 saw a lot of personal tragedies in my family. 2011 was way better. Oh well. At least it's not whatever year Billy Mays died. That was the worst year in human history.

    2009. I remember that. He was on Conan like the day or two before ranting about that other infomercial guy. Quite a sad year indeed.
  • St_EddieSt_Eddie
    edited May 2012
    coolsome wrote: »
    I was wrong 2012 sucked worse! fuck off all years just piss off.

    Indeed, 2012 has sucked major ball sack thus far. However, 'Prometheus' is forthcoming; to be followed by the end of the world. I think of it as a glorious last supper, prior to execution.

    Viva La 2012.
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited May 2012
    I'm afraid the world can't end just yet. I still have approximately 9,700 comics to read. The invading Mayans will just have to wait their turn.

    Also I found this image:

    2012-Apocalypse.jpg

    I'm sorta confused by this, because, correct me if I'm wrong, the Mayans were long gone by the time the Spanish arrived. Though, I guess this really doesn't absolve them for not predicting light showers of conquistadors.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited May 2012
    Alcoremortis wrote: »
    I'm sorta confused by this, because, correct me if I'm wrong, the Mayans were long gone by the time the Spanish arrived. Though, I guess this really doesn't absolve them for not predicting light showers of conquistadors.

    The Mayan empire collapsed about 700 years before the Spanish showed up, but there were still plenty of Mayan people around for the Spanish to dispossess.
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited May 2012
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    The Mayan empire collapsed about 700 years before the Spanish showed up, but there were still plenty of Mayan people around for the Spanish to dispossess.

    I figured that there would be quite a few descendents, but I wasn't sure whether they still counted as Mayans.
  • IrishmileIrishmile
    edited May 2012
    2012 is not the end of the calendar either.. its an end of a cycle.. their calendar does that... After 2012 a new age or era or cycle will begin.

    Also... 2011 was a better year for me too... So far 2012 has been a little more difficult.. but I hope things will ease up soon... I have some things set in motion that could make my life a little more challenging but more rewarding.
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited May 2012
    2012 hasn't been great for me either so far, but we're only 5 months into the year. There's still 7 months for it to turn around.
  • St_EddieSt_Eddie
    edited May 2012
    For the record; my comment regarding 2012 being the end of the world was not intended to be taken seriously. Believe it or not, I'm not an imbecile!

    However, 'Prometheus' still rules!
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited May 2012
    Well, I only posted my image because it just so happened to show up on George Takei's facebook page (well, a similar one) at the precise time that this thread was resurrected. So I thought, why the hell not?
  • JohroJohro
    edited May 2012
    I guess 2011 was better for me. I won a company award plaque....which is currently still wrapped in plastic behind the door to/from my room. I'm so proud.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited May 2012
    Jennifer wrote: »
    2012 hasn't been great for me either so far, but we're only 5 months into the year. There's still 7 months for it to turn around.

    Fiancee's due to move in in December. Also, I have job opportunities lined up. Perhaps 2012 will save itself from my ire yet.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited May 2012
    Comrade Pants wrote: »
    Fiancee's due to move in in December.

    She's moving to your end of town?
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