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Opening the official Sam phrases (holy...) contest

SketchSketch
edited March 2008 in Sam & Max
Its time to open your imagination and write your own crazy sam phrases (Like: "Holy jumping ackrophobic head lices" etc). Well I cant gaurentee a prize or somthing but im sure everyone are just havung fun writing them and reading them

P.S
The catch is not to right a super long crazy sentence but a fairly short one hope you enjoy.

I'll be posting my entry as soon as I come up with one
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  • Sir LemmingSir Lemming
    edited June 2007
    "Holy cheeseburger milkshakes at a Chinese restaurant with a side order of jellied ham!" You mean something like that?
  • SamExplorerBoySamExplorerBoy
    edited June 2007
    Hello , Commitioner !
    Holy mushrooms on a birthday cake with a ticking-bomb in a Pizza Resturant with decorations!
    We're on our way!

    :D:D:D:):):):D:D:D
    :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
  • HaggisHaggis
    edited June 2007
    Holy holistic healer helping a hapless hound hopping from a humongously high helter-skelter handlebar holder!
  • TsekoSifonaTsekoSifona
    edited June 2007
    Holy jumping mother o'god in a sidecar with chocolate jimmies and a lobster bib! We're on our way!
  • BadwolfBadwolf
    edited June 2007
    Holy needlessly long exclamations from the jaws of an anthropomorphic canine detective.
  • Cyberlink420Cyberlink420
    edited June 2007
    As taken from the pic I'm currently working on...

    "Great hordes of button mashers armed with the Konami code!"
  • Sir LemmingSir Lemming
    edited June 2007
    TsekoSifona wrote: »
    Holy jumping mother o'god in a sidecar with chocolate jimmies and a lobster bib! We're on our way!

    "Holy I'm gonna give this guy the benefit of the doubt and assume he missed the point of this thread!"
  • DerwinDerwin
    edited June 2007
    Holy two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!
  • Hero1Hero1
    edited June 2007
    holy hippies hob nobbin with hobgoblins while hounding helpless human hemogoblins
  • doom saberdoom saber
    edited June 2007
    Holy it's a Village People cover band signing YMAC while it is raining men in September during the heat of the night!
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited June 2007
    Holy Tapdancing Timmy tango-ing to Toledo to taste tomatoes and teriyaki while playing the tympani!
  • Harald BHarald B
    edited June 2007
    Holy self-referring expressions ending in the word "umbrella"!
  • ChristovskyChristovsky
    edited June 2007
    Holy hermaphrodites in a short film by Steven Spielberg! We're on our way!
  • HaggisHaggis
    edited June 2007
    Great Greek brownie baker baking cup cakes in the shape of the Acropolis!
  • ZeekZeek
    edited June 2007
    Leaping lemmings into a vat of super-heated castor oil left to simmer for an hour in Martha Stewart's kitchen!
  • krwpkrwp
    edited June 2007
    Great legs of Joseph Smith falling out of an upside down helicopter, landing in a sports bar and grill and being served as onion fritters!

    And I got plenty more where that came from if multiple entries are allowed.
  • UdvarnokyUdvarnoky
    edited June 2007
    Holy hopping Huey P. Long in a rapidly deflating Spacewalk!
  • Hero1Hero1
    edited June 2007
    holy sam & max fanboy having an aneurism on the telltale forums over the sound of our voices!
  • jmmjmm
    edited June 2007
    Holy autistic crickets with mackerels on volcano sauce, we're on our way!
  • ZeekZeek
    edited June 2007
    Great grandfather of Googly Moogly!

    (Yeah, I know it's short, but it sounds long when you actually say it.)
  • Harald BHarald B
    edited June 2007
    Wholly imaginary eigenvalues of a perturbed Jacobian!
    (good luck deciphering all that jargon :))
  • jmmjmm
    edited June 2007
    Harald B wrote: »
    Wholly imaginary eigenvalues of a perturbed Jacobian!
    (good luck deciphering all that jargon :))

    Holy smuttering math professor stuck on a menacing matrix, we're on our way.
  • ZeekZeek
    edited June 2007
    Holy Saint of daytime television dramas airring during sweeps!
  • freakazoidfreakazoid
    edited June 2007
    Holy Lesbian Love Triangles At A Laser Light Show!
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited June 2007
    Sweet Mississippi Disco Pageants Raided By Angry Dwarves With Whiffle Ball Bats And An Unobtainable Dream To Be Tall!
  • AdamGAdamG
    edited June 2007
    Oooo... I dunno, I have a terrible imagination. : /
  • ZeekZeek
    edited June 2007
    By the rockets red glare on a bloody Sunday night at Yoko Ono's debut of an artistic poll dance preformed by shaved weasels! That's one damn good cake!
  • Zachspyfox033Zachspyfox033
    edited June 2007
    Holy people peeing there pants, where on our way!
  • HaggisHaggis
    edited June 2007
    Holy chocolate candy on a stick of butter fingered coffin carriers!
  • MafiosoMafioso
    edited June 2007
    Holy mouth breathing mediocre matrons of modern masochistic misogyny!
  • ZeekZeek
    edited June 2007
    Great genisis of creation as told by a pastey nerd with a masters degree in the dark arts!
  • fhqwhgadsfhqwhgads
    edited June 2007
    Harald B wrote: »
    Wholly imaginary eigenvalues of a perturbed Jacobian!
    (good luck deciphering all that jargon :))

    WHY do I understand THAT?! *weep*
  • ZeekZeek
    edited June 2007
    Holy llama of Sumatra found dead at a children's petting zoo and turned into beefalo patties for the Smith's family reunion!
  • KaldireKaldire
    edited June 2007
    Sweet sizzling Shylockian shish kabobs spinning on a bearded barbecue of justice!

    I have more in me but really.. Shylockian? anyone else know what im saying sigh..

    "Here's your pound of flesh!"
  • songnarsongnar
    edited June 2007
    Holy flamboyant, rainbow colored wool-sweater wearing ostrich goblins!
  • Psymon777Psymon777
    edited June 2007
    . Great Wobbeling Mounds of Unsaturated Fat!

    "Great hordes of button mashers armed with the Konami code!"
    (Cyberlink420) Excellent! :D
  • YoshiAngemonYoshiAngemon
    edited June 2007
    Hello. You say that Nintendo is willing to have our adventures re-released on the Wii? Sweet merciful Mario Brothers, having heaping helpings of Shroom Pasta, topped with Inky Sauce, served with a side of Breadsticks! We'll get right on it, Commissioner!

    That "Sweet Merciful Mario Bros..." line was mine, and the Inky Sauce is an ingredient used in the Paper Mario games.
  • RMJ1984RMJ1984
    edited June 2007
    lets hear him say, Holy Shit!.
  • KromsKroms
    edited June 2007
    Sweet psychotic kittens raining down on whiskey-filled apple pies being eaten by an angry grizzly bear, we're on our way!

    Not the best one I've made up but meh.
  • KatanaKatana
    edited June 2007
    HOLY parallel Olympic skiers forging Davey P.'s autograph!

    This thing has been helping.
    NOTE: I have no idea if there's anyone called Davey P. =)
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