Haha if you are not British you probably wont get it. Apologies I didn't think! Ray Mears is an outdoor survival expert similar to Bear Grylls but better imo
The cure is hidden in ancient secrets discovered by Da Vinci and the Illuminati but a group of cultists believing the walking curse is a gift from god are hell bent on stopping Tom Hanks from discovering the cure.
That's it, bro. Tom Hanks...zombie fighter. Would also be amusing to stick Wilson in there. Yes...that beloved soccer ball finds a new home right atop a zombie's decapitated neck.
"Wilson...you don't like those no good, dirty, god-hating zombies do you? Me either...LET'S GET 'EM! Wilson? WILLLLSOOOOON!"
Denver the Last Zombie
Scott Pilgrim Vs The Zombies
Sherlock Holmes A Game of Zombies
Tenacious D and the Pick of Zombies
Zombie Swan
An American Zombie
Despicable Zombies
Kung Fu Zombies
Fear and Zombies in Las Vegas
Freddy Vs Jason Vs Zombies
Zombies of the Carribean
Mars needs Zombies
Tron: Zombies
Denver the Last Zombie, are you serious? My god...now you're making obscure cartoon references. Denver the Last Diiinosaaaur...hmmm
DENVER THE LAST ZOOOOMBIE, HE'S MORE DEAD THAN YOUR MOM, BABY!
o.o
But I love how suddenly this thread got more people posting than the four of us. Awesome.
Although I should say that you should describe the crossover instead of just listening them (although I have violated that quite a bit).
Indiana Jones and the Palace of Waking Death!
When the Shroud of Turin is stolen from the Catholic Church, only Indiana Jones can retrieve it and prevent the oncoming zombie apocalypse. The only problem? Those silly communists are at it again! They wish to beat Indy to the punch by destroying the Shroud and continue on their quest of destroying all religious artifacts whatsoever.
That's alright! I'm pretty sure if Robert Kirkman ever allowed for these crossovers...his mind would have gone blank.
So you know! It's all good.
Teen Wolf versus The Walking Dead...
Imagine being a teenager...going through puberty...going through that insatiable lust to sink your teeth into the first high school hottie that you can find. Imagine having that carnal lust become more than just a metaphor as you learn about your family's ancient secret...lycanthrope. Yes, werewolves are real. And what's better? The chicks dig it! They love your musky feral scent, your hormonal sex drive...
And just while you were using your new werewolf abilities to become the star athlete of your high school's basketball team...all of your hotties, all of your friends, and even your family become prey to...The Walking Dead.
Despicable Zombies- After his nemesis who failed to steal the moon releases an Zombie Plague. Our "Hero" Must protect his three daughters from the Walking Dead and the depraved clutches of "The Banker"
Zombie Swan Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman have sex in ballet costumes while surrounded by the living dead or something..
Tenacious D and The Pick of Zombies. Tenacious D Rock! But what happens when they rock so hard they wake the dead. It's time to get the Fabled Pick of Zombies and Rock them till their heads Explode!
Kung Fu Zombies
Hustle Version:
A young man who was bullied his entire life tries to join a gang to find purpose and survive the walking dead but soon realizes that he's destined for much more.
Panda version:
Po is told not to eat any of the food that has been set out for the ancient ritual for the hungry dead but when Po forgets and greedily eats it all The Dead Rise. Now it's up to him to find a way to put the dead back to rest and protect the village.
Panda version:
Po is told not to eat any of the food that has been set out for the ancient ritual for the hungry dead but when Po forgets and greedily eats it all The Dead Rise. Now it's up to him to find a way to put the dead back to rest and protect the village.
That actually sounds really fascinating. I like this! ^_^
An American Zombie:
A woman sees the history of zombies when given a psychic vision by a girl who lived in the past and died of the virus in the house. When the woman discovers the girl was also molested by her father just like her daughter is being molested she begins to panic but instead of ending with the mom rushing fruitlessly after her daughter as dad takes her away we cut in to see the dad reaching to touch his daughters thigh and her teeth biting his arm and then tearing his face open.
Freddy Vs Jason Vs Zombies
Freddy and Jason decide to face off in a battle for whose the superior killer with a group of teens and young adults but the real threat comes when the victims rise back from the dead intent on devouring the survivors and the killers too
Zombies of the Caribbean
Captain Jack Sparrow discovers an secret cache of treasure guaranteed to grant the bearer immortality however one of his crew who dies from an snake bite reincarnates and bites another crew. Uh Oh The Zombie uprising has occured and it's up to Jack Sparrow and whatever actors who are willing to play second fiddle to him.
Mars needs Zombies
When Mars has trouble disciplining their youths they need someone thats in control someone with discipline a MOM however the computer accidentally chooses an Mom infected with a Zombie Virus who ends up biting everyone who abducted her creating 3 hours of zombie outbreak in SPAAAACE
Pinhead ang the gang get bored and go back to hell because they realise that even their nastiest hooks on chains have no effect because ....zombies just dont care.You can rip a zombie to pieces with chains and hooks and he is still just gonna keep zombiing along.
Jason Voorhees is back. Again. For the umpteenth million time. And he's angry. Oh so angry. Angry enough to shake a machete at you. AND CUT OFF YOUR HEAD! But there's a problem. Camp Crystal Lake has been overrun with zombie teenagers due to some ridiculous government experiment gone awry.
It's time for Jason to punch, cleave, eviscerate, and other verbs that are both exotic and impressive in order to purge his camp of this horrid nightmare.
And yet despite all this killing...he discovers a companion that aids him in his quest. A young girl named Clementine who has supernatural powers after mysteriously finding his mother's sweater. Can this young girl help Jason to find the eternal peace that he has been looking for since the very beginning when he drowned as a young boy?
Watch FRIDAY THE 13TH: JASON VS THE WALKING DEAD to find out.
Ruairi is your signature supposed to be Long Live Larry or Love, Live Larry. As in Leisure Suit Larrys LIVE preformances?
NOOoOoOO, larry the friendly pill popping bastard that is amazing. Larry deserves to live, don't you see larry was going to throw duck out hes the only hope for the group to kill duck. Also I think hes badass dunno why
EDIT: did someone edit my signature lol? it is ment to say long live and im sure it did..
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I don't even know what you're trying to say.
Haha absolute genius!! Love it!!!:D
Oooo...
The DaVinci Code vs The Walking Dead. XD
The cure is hidden in ancient secrets discovered by Da Vinci and the Illuminati but a group of cultists believing the walking curse is a gift from god are hell bent on stopping Tom Hanks from discovering the cure.
"Wilson...you don't like those no good, dirty, god-hating zombies do you? Me either...LET'S GET 'EM! Wilson? WILLLLSOOOOON!"
Lincoln vs Zombies on the horizon?
There is actually a Lincoln vs Zombies film. I think thats the name of it too.
Its been out a while but is low budget.
As a last effort to save humanity, a man resurrects the Elder God in order to end the zombie apocalypse once and for all.
The result?
Tentacle and zombie porn. BOW CHICCA BOW WOW!
red dwarf v the walking dead
An idea for a season 10 ep maybe??? That would be funny. The whole crew of red dwarf are zombies except for the usual four. (Not 5, DEFINITELY not 5)
so at other than the series 8 gags 'chloe has more to work with' and she's hot lol
rimmer is funny but i'd rather not watch the new series in september with lame repeated gags..
I'd like a balance of Rimmer and Kochanski.... Maybe Rimmer ends up sleeping with Kochanski because he still got a bit of Ace about him.
TWD X The Shawshank Redemption. Andy escapes to a world of zombies...
fixed.
That would be a horribly hilarious ending
House party of the living dead
Zombies, meet the Flinstones
It's always Zombies in philadelphia
Scott Pilgrim Vs The Zombies
Sherlock Holmes A Game of Zombies
Tenacious D and the Pick of Zombies
Zombie Swan
An American Zombie
Despicable Zombies
Kung Fu Zombies
Fear and Zombies in Las Vegas
Freddy Vs Jason Vs Zombies
Zombies of the Carribean
Mars needs Zombies
Tron: Zombies
Programs panicking in the threads trying to get away from the zombie networks cry that are after their clock cycles.
Zombies on LSD,Ether,Cocaine, etc.. and that wierd one made from the human Pineal Gland.........Yes please..
"Shoot me in the brains when White Rabbit peaks.."
DENVER THE LAST ZOOOOMBIE, HE'S MORE DEAD THAN YOUR MOM, BABY!
o.o
But I love how suddenly this thread got more people posting than the four of us. Awesome.
Although I should say that you should describe the crossover instead of just listening them (although I have violated that quite a bit).
Indiana Jones and the Palace of Waking Death!
When the Shroud of Turin is stolen from the Catholic Church, only Indiana Jones can retrieve it and prevent the oncoming zombie apocalypse. The only problem? Those silly communists are at it again! They wish to beat Indy to the punch by destroying the Shroud and continue on their quest of destroying all religious artifacts whatsoever.
It is a very good idea for a thread. The ony problem I have is that when I try to post my mind goes blank.
So you know! It's all good.
Teen Wolf versus The Walking Dead...
Imagine being a teenager...going through puberty...going through that insatiable lust to sink your teeth into the first high school hottie that you can find. Imagine having that carnal lust become more than just a metaphor as you learn about your family's ancient secret...lycanthrope. Yes, werewolves are real. And what's better? The chicks dig it! They love your musky feral scent, your hormonal sex drive...
And just while you were using your new werewolf abilities to become the star athlete of your high school's basketball team...all of your hotties, all of your friends, and even your family become prey to...The Walking Dead.
XD
Zombie Swan Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman have sex in ballet costumes while surrounded by the living dead or something..
Tenacious D and The Pick of Zombies. Tenacious D Rock! But what happens when they rock so hard they wake the dead. It's time to get the Fabled Pick of Zombies and Rock them till their heads Explode!
Kung Fu Zombies
Hustle Version:
A young man who was bullied his entire life tries to join a gang to find purpose and survive the walking dead but soon realizes that he's destined for much more.
Panda version:
Po is told not to eat any of the food that has been set out for the ancient ritual for the hungry dead but when Po forgets and greedily eats it all The Dead Rise. Now it's up to him to find a way to put the dead back to rest and protect the village.
That actually sounds really fascinating. I like this! ^_^
A woman sees the history of zombies when given a psychic vision by a girl who lived in the past and died of the virus in the house. When the woman discovers the girl was also molested by her father just like her daughter is being molested she begins to panic but instead of ending with the mom rushing fruitlessly after her daughter as dad takes her away we cut in to see the dad reaching to touch his daughters thigh and her teeth biting his arm and then tearing his face open.
Freddy Vs Jason Vs Zombies
Freddy and Jason decide to face off in a battle for whose the superior killer with a group of teens and young adults but the real threat comes when the victims rise back from the dead intent on devouring the survivors and the killers too
Zombies of the Caribbean
Captain Jack Sparrow discovers an secret cache of treasure guaranteed to grant the bearer immortality however one of his crew who dies from an snake bite reincarnates and bites another crew. Uh Oh The Zombie uprising has occured and it's up to Jack Sparrow and whatever actors who are willing to play second fiddle to him.
Mars needs Zombies
When Mars has trouble disciplining their youths they need someone thats in control someone with discipline a MOM however the computer accidentally chooses an Mom infected with a Zombie Virus who ends up biting everyone who abducted her creating 3 hours of zombie outbreak in SPAAAACE
Pinhead ang the gang get bored and go back to hell because they realise that even their nastiest hooks on chains have no effect because ....zombies just dont care.You can rip a zombie to pieces with chains and hooks and he is still just gonna keep zombiing along.
Jason Voorhees is back. Again. For the umpteenth million time. And he's angry. Oh so angry. Angry enough to shake a machete at you. AND CUT OFF YOUR HEAD! But there's a problem. Camp Crystal Lake has been overrun with zombie teenagers due to some ridiculous government experiment gone awry.
It's time for Jason to punch, cleave, eviscerate, and other verbs that are both exotic and impressive in order to purge his camp of this horrid nightmare.
And yet despite all this killing...he discovers a companion that aids him in his quest. A young girl named Clementine who has supernatural powers after mysteriously finding his mother's sweater. Can this young girl help Jason to find the eternal peace that he has been looking for since the very beginning when he drowned as a young boy?
Watch FRIDAY THE 13TH: JASON VS THE WALKING DEAD to find out.
NOOoOoOO, larry the friendly pill popping bastard that is amazing. Larry deserves to live, don't you see larry was going to throw duck out hes the only hope for the group to kill duck. Also I think hes badass dunno why
EDIT: did someone edit my signature lol? it is ment to say long live and im sure it did..