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The Limerick Thread

KlatuuKlatuu
edited February 2013 in Forum Games
Okay, here's the point of the game
(As if you couldn't tell from the name.)
In this thread you must
Speak in limericks; thus
Earning fortune and glory and fame.

Comments

  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited August 2012
    I'm sorry, just where was my head
    When I clicked to create a new thread?
    My mind must have drifted,
    So can this be shifted
    To "Forum Games" forum instead?
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited August 2012
    This guy once washed up on Mêlée.
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    Then he defeated LeChuck
    Who had run out of luck
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  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2012
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  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited August 2012
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    Carley's not sure what a battery is.
    But somehow she's the one that stayed.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited August 2012
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    He sure used his noggin
    In the village of Scoggins,
    When facing those weird, red [highlight]B]REDACTED[/B[/highlight]
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited August 2012
    A game of Law and Order LA was announced
    But in the ratings the TV show was trounced.
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    How to keep the ship from sinking
    On the idea of all shows in one they pounced.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2012
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    We all actively bailed
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  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited August 2012
    An announcement of a new Sam & Max game was sounded.
    The original developers made the game well rounded.
    But the game was cancelled
    And a business plan was penciled.
    So that's when Telltale Games was founded.
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited February 2013
    There once was a guy named Strong Mad
    Who had a brother who was named Strong Sad
    He was strong, but quite sweet
    And he protected The Cheat
    When kicked by his other brother Strong Bad
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited February 2013
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    Jennifer's risen it from the grave
    I'll continue the rhyme
    Given Patience and time
    So others can say stuff depraved.
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited June 2013
    There once was a man named Van Winslow
    Who learned life as a pirate was a no go.
    He followed maps like a boss
    Until one day he got lost.
    Now "The Inventory" is his new grotto.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited June 2013
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    She was quite a hard-working appliance
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  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2013
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    I know it sounds like some
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    but it's great and that is no baloney.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited June 2013
    So, Telltale has made some great gains.
    It turns out that "Walking Dead" reigns!
    With a grim sense of dread,
    Players face the undead
    Using only their delicious BRAAAAIIIINS.
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