6 people live/dead/real/fictional you would team up with in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Has to be at least one of each (dead/live+real/fictional)

1. AHHHHNOLD! (pre flabby old man) :'(

2. Genghis Kahn

3. Bob Marley

4. Kratos

5. Lee

6. Angelina Jolie
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  • edited August 2012
    1. AHHHHNOLD! (pre flabby old man)

    2. Genghis Kahn

    3. Bob Marley

    4. Kratos

    5. Lee

    6. Angelina Jolie

    What's the point of Jolie?

    Sex I assume...

    Do you really expect to get any play with Marley in the group?
  • edited August 2012
    What's the point of Jolie?

    Sex I assume...

    Do you really expect to get any play with Marley in the group?

    I have a God of War and Genghis, even Arnold can relax with me, Lee and Mr.Marley, sorted. Angie is there for sex, yes and food if we run out, she looks pretty tender xD
  • edited August 2012
    Yeah, the rest of the people I can understand. Even though Khan may be useless without horses and may end up turning your group into a tribe of warriors...that may or may not be a bad thing.

    I was just teasing the fact that with Marley in the group, and even Schwarzenegger you won't be getting much "alone time" with Jolie.

    Something odd about bringing along a woman just for her sex parts but...
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    1. Green Lantern 2. Superman 3. Wolverine 4. Deadpool 5. Rachael ray (for sex) 6. Batman. With those five keeping us safe Rachael and I could just get it on nonstop sans worries.
  • edited August 2012
    Yeah, the rest of the people I can understand. Even though Khan may be useless without horses and may end up turning your group into a tribe of warriors...that may or may not be a bad thing.

    I was just teasing the fact that with Marley in the group, and even Schwarzenegger you won't be getting much "alone time" with Jolie.

    Something odd about bringing along a woman just for her sex parts but...

    Look if im getting Bob Marley and Genghis Khan back from the dead, Angelina wont mind Arnie watching... :P
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    1 Alice
    2 Data
    3 Aurore from The Horde Zombie
    4 Jack Carver
    5 Severus Snape
    6 Chuck Norris
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    1. machete
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    On the top of my list it will be Capt. Matthew Yelland (Kirk Douglas is awesome) from the movie The Final Countdown.

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    And hope he comes with his big boat.

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  • edited August 2012
    1. machete

    Trejo? He has big cojones!
  • edited August 2012
    Conan, Terminator, Dutch, Ivan Danko, John Matrix and Quaid...wait, wut?
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  • edited August 2012
    robdave wrote: »
    conan, terminator, dutch, ivan danko, john matrix and quaid...wait, wut?


    its not a tuma!
  • edited August 2012
    ok i'll bite

    1.tony stark post alcoholism
    2.james bond
    3.jason bourne/aaron cross
    4.johnny depp
    5. some hot chick/my gf/ex
    6. bruce lee

    reasonings

    tony can build us suits for protection and defence
    james is there for helping us woo the ladies we come across and head of tactics and strategy.

    jason/aaron and bruce are the fighters and work with james. no bandits gonna fuck with us..

    johnny purely for the lols he cold probably help us act like walkers so we don't get bitten.

    the woman just to keep me happy/sane and healthy lol
  • edited August 2012
    1. House (Need heals!)
    2. Ashley Williams (Go go Evil Dead)
    3. Jet Li (Supply gatherer)
    4. Joan of Arc
    5. Michonne (Another female sword wielding badass and nobody said Kirkman characters were off limits :P)
    6. John Rambo

    Wouldn't mind getting some (modified) captive bolt pistols like Anton had in No country for old men. Would have picked him for the group, but he's not very trustworthy :P

    I tried to keep it somewhat realistic in terms of what the people can do... if I'm going to choose ANYTHING my list would be something like this:

    1. Magneto (Give him bullets and you have a no-noise gun)
    2. Spiderman (Would imagine that webbing would be great for fortifications)
    3. Nightcrawler (Supply gatherer)
    4. Iceman (Zombies don't like the cold you say?)
    5. Catwoman (Another supply gatherer/token female)
    6. Storm (more cold, another female)

    Who needs heals when you can't be touched?
  • edited August 2012
    ShadowFlux wrote: »
    1. House (Need heals!)
    2. Ashley Williams (Go go Evil Dead)
    3. Jet Li (Supply gatherer)
    4. Joan of Arc
    5. Michonne (Another female sword wielding badass and nobody said Kirkman characters were off limits :P)
    6. John Rambo

    Wouldn't mind getting some (modified) captive bolt pistols like Anton had in No country for old men. Would have picked him for the group, but he's not very trustworthy :P

    I tried to keep it somewhat realistic in terms of what the people can do... if I'm going to choose ANYTHING my list would be something like this:

    1. Magneto (Give him bullets and you have a no-noise gun)
    2. Spiderman (Would imagine that webbing would be great for fortifications)
    3. Nightcrawler (Supply gatherer)
    4. Iceman (Zombies don't like the cold you say?)
    5. Catwoman (Another supply gatherer/token female)
    6. Storm (more cold, another female)

    Who needs heals when you can't be touched?

    I would actually take Magento and Storm.

    the rest can kick rocks.
  • edited August 2012
    ok i'll bite

    1.tony stark post alcoholism
    2.james bond
    3.jason bourne/aaron cross
    4.johnny depp
    5. some hot chick/my gf/ex
    6. bruce lee

    reasonings

    tony can build us suits for protection and defence
    james is there for helping us woo the ladies we come across and head of tactics and strategy.

    jason/aaron and bruce are the fighters and work with james. no bandits gonna fuck with us..

    johnny purely for the lols he cold probably help us act like walkers so we don't get bitten.

    the woman just to keep me happy/sane and healthy lol

    They are all really good ones...but which Bond? Does he shpeak like thish? (Also Bane was doing a Sean Connery impression in the Dark Knight Rises don't you think?)
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    1.) Kate Upton
    2.) Charlize Theron
    3.) Rosario Dawson
    4.) Michelle Williams
    5.) Kristen Stewart (I don't know what it is but she gets me)
    6.) Alice (Resident Evil)


    Alice can handle the Walkers while I have fun with the others. She can join in when she's finished.
  • edited August 2012
    1. Zoey
    2. Francis
    3. Louis
    4. Bill
    5. Ash Williams
    6. Bruce Lee
  • edited August 2012
    They are all really good ones...but which Bond? Does he shpeak like thish? (Also Bane was doing a Sean Connery impression in the Dark Knight Rises don't you think?)

    which bond ? they all have pro's n cons i can only say DEFINITLY NOT george lazneby...


    yeah i got a hint of the connery in bane..
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    1. Jack Bauer (even if he most likely would have choked me a couple of times) Reference to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVY6p4TjnsM

    2. Batman

    3. Yoda

    4. Michonne

    5. Heavy (in TF2)

    6. MacGyver
  • edited August 2012
    1. T-800
    2. Blade
    3. Wolverine
    4. The Highlander
    5. Hulk
    6. Chris Redfield
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    Theodore Roosevelt, The Hobo with a Shotgun, Ripley, the chick from Hunger Games, Katya from Die Hard: With a Vengeance, MacGyver
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    I thought about it, and i believe that the better way to won against zombie is to pick up in ur team Tommie Wiseau from The room and kill him.

    Why?

    "Oh hi Zombie"
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    My friend Nate: Loyalty! Also I owe him!
    Luke Skywalker: Who wouldn't want a Jedi!
    Rambo: He has survival experience!
    The Terminator (Arnold in Terminator 2, of course) he can't be killed by bites! Or hardly anything!
    My cat
    Chuck Norris
  • edited August 2012
    1. Freddy Krueger.

    2. Carley.

    3. Yes Man (Fallout New: Vegas).

    4: Urdnot Wrex.

    5. Bill (Left 4 Dead).

    6. Rukia Kuchiki.
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited August 2012
    1. My best friend.
    2. Sherry Birkin as of RE6
    3. Clementine
    4. Jack Harkness
    5. Arcade [Fallout New Vegas]
    6. Some expert Chef who isn't an uptight ass like Gordon Ramsay is
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    Katniss Everdeen, Claire Redfield, Jill Valentine, Foxface, my Crazy IRL Best Friend, and her Fiancee. Two best friend's and a bunch of strong or clever women, how could anything go wrong? XD
  • edited August 2012
    1: Alan wake.
    2: Sgt boykin (Dead rising 2 http://images.wikia.com/villains/images/9/95/Dwight_Boykin.png)
    3:Mordin (Mass effect)
    4: Wesker
    5: Rowin Atkinson
    6: CrazY Dave (Plants vs zombies)
  • edited August 2012
    big-augen wrote: »
    1. T-800
    2. Blade
    3. Wolverine
    4. The Highlander
    5. Hulk
    6. Chris Redfield

    I think I would pass on Hulk. Imagine if he got bit and it turned him. Then you have a seriously pissed off and hungry giant who can't be killed or stopped. The more you try and the hungrier he gets the bigger and stronger he becomes. That's definitely not a zombie I want coming after me.
  • edited August 2012
    jwj8741 wrote: »
    I think I would pass on Hulk. Imagine if he got bit and it turned him. Then you have a seriously pissed off and hungry giant who can't be killed or stopped. The more you try and the hungrier he gets the bigger and stronger he becomes. That's definitely not a zombie I want coming after me.

    Blink,blink

    Wow, that is a truly nasty thought, maybe wolverine can do enough damage to drop him, i mean if he was a zombie, he would start showing damage as people tore into him. Very interesting thought. When playing left 4 dead, i always imagine the tanks as the tv (stupid) hulk zombiefied.
  • edited August 2012
    jwj8741 wrote: »
    I think I would pass on Hulk. Imagine if he got bit and it turned him. Then you have a seriously pissed off and hungry giant who can't be killed or stopped. The more you try and the hungrier he gets the bigger and stronger he becomes. That's definitely not a zombie I want coming after me.

    K, that made me laugh! Didn't DC comics do zombies?

    Yes, I know the Hulk is Marvel.
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    Marvel had a couple special mini series of marvel zombies. I know one of them had ash from evil dead, who i do collect.
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    1. Freddy Krueger.

    He is pretty tough...but at the same time, I don't think zombies dream. Wouldn't that pretty much make him useless? :P
    ruairi46 wrote: »
    1: Alan wake.

    Looking for a good story to be written? I don't think those walkers are going to be afraid of him swinging around a flashlight at them.

    I'd rather take Darth Vader, at least his 'flashlight' hurts.
  • edited August 2012
    Pfft Abraham Lincoln zombie hunter...Thats all you'd need. Look it up, he's pro at this stuff.
  • edited August 2012
    ShadowFlux wrote: »
    He is pretty tough...but at the same time, I don't think zombies dream. Wouldn't that pretty much make him useless? :P



    Looking for a good story to be written? I don't think those walkers are going to be afraid of him swinging around a flashlight at them.

    I'd rather take Darth Vader, at least his 'flashlight' hurts.

    He can be brought out to the...er..."awake" world as seen in the films. Plus if he dies, I get his glove! :D
  • mz3mz3
    edited August 2012
    adam jensen (deus ex)
    francis(left for dead)
    Daryl Dixon (walking dead)
    max payne
    dark knight (batman)
    ezio auditore(assassin's creed)
  • edited August 2012
    1. Macho Man Randy Savage
    2. Elvis
    3. Bruce Campell
    4. Aang the Avatar
    5. Sheldon Cooper
    6. Kat Dennings
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    Chris Redfield, Claire Redfield, Leon Kennedy, Jill Valentine, Rebecca Chambers, and Chuck Norris!!! lol
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