Lee's New Love Interest: Clem's Mom

edited September 2012 in The Walking Dead
Think about it. Clem's Dad is probably dead, Lee's been taking good care of Clem, and maybe she lost some weight after months of little food.

They end up finding her in some underground camp, she's totally a MILF now, and it's on from there!

He's totally going to bone her.

Yeah, I'm sure this is what's going to happen.
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  • edited September 2012
    Unless Clem's mum is a walker as well. Foreplay would be a bitch, and I really doubt that there would be a second base with Clem's mum disemboweling Lee.
  • edited September 2012
    Well, most people wanted Lee to be into the vanilla swirl. Hell, maybe he's into the necrotic swirl, as well. :O
  • edited September 2012
    Well, most people wanted Lee to be into the vanilla swirl. Hell, maybe he's into the necrotic swirl, as well. :O

    In the ZA, you have to take what you can get. What woman (or man) doesn't have some serious issues at this point?
  • edited September 2012
    Red Panda wrote: »
    In the ZA, you have to take what you can get. What woman (or man) doesn't have some serious issues at this point?

    I'd try it. Imagine it, a woman who was already dead. If she annoyed you, you could rip her head off and shove it someplace unpleasant and it wouldn't be considered murder! :D

    Also, I could tear her hand off, and just take it with me for later use. >_> :cool:
  • edited September 2012
    I'd try it. Imagine it, a woman who was already dead. If she annoyed you, you could rip her head off and shove it someplace unpleasant and it wouldn't be considered murder! :D

    Also, I could tear her hand off, and just take it with me for later use. >_> :cool:

    You're not a misogynist at all.
  • edited September 2012
    Red Panda wrote: »
    Think about it. Clem's Dad is probably dead, Lee's been taking good care of Clem, and maybe she lost some weight after months of little food.

    They end up finding her in some underground camp, she's totally a MILF now, and it's on from there!

    He's totally going to bone her.

    Yeah, I'm sure this is what's going to happen.

    1. No problem with chunky women
    2. Her message she left Clem made it sound like they were both dying
    3. I think her mother would be more happy to be reunited with her daughter than banging the strange man who's been watching her.
  • edited September 2012
    bazenji wrote: »
    You're not a misogynist at all.

    I practice Philogyny, if anything. I expressed no disliking in my statement, maybe that's what gets my gears going. <3 I certainly wouldn't look to a guy for that experience. :D

    Well, that, and she has to be dead to begin with. :P
  • edited September 2012
    No thank you. I take it on the fact that Ed is still alive. Besides, Diana is probably going to realize that Lee is a convicted killer, so...
  • edited September 2012
    Red Panda wrote: »
    Think about it. Clem's Dad is probably dead, Lee's been taking good care of Clem, and maybe she lost some weight after months of little food.

    They end up finding her in some underground camp, she's totally a MILF now, and it's on from there!

    He's totally going to bone her.

    Yeah, I'm sure this is what's going to happen.

    Yeah, why not, she's a walker, he's a human, but they both love Clem, and they're gonna make it work for her sake, LOL!
  • edited September 2012
    No... no more "romance" this season please....
  • edited September 2012
    Zeruis wrote: »
    No thank you. I take it on the fact that Ed is still alive. Besides, Diana is probably going to realize that Lee is a convicted killer, so...

    That may be a desireable quality in this dangerous new world.
  • edited September 2012
    No... just please no
  • edited September 2012
    Why all the concern about Lee's love life - living vicariously? Get your own.
  • edited September 2012
    too much necrophilia in this thread
  • edited September 2012
    No...
    They're both dead. I can say for sure about Clem's dad, he was probably Bitten.
    About the mom, I really hope so. I wanna keep on to Queen Clem Forever <3
  • edited September 2012
    Cyreen wrote: »
    Why all the concern about Lee's love life - living vicariously? Get your own.

    I'm married, living vicariously is all I've got left, better pray my wife doesn't see this, she'll break my typing fingers :D
  • edited September 2012
    Cyreen wrote: »
    Why all the concern about Lee's love life - living vicariously? Get your own.

    Why all the concern about what people are concerned about - living vicariously? Get your own...concerns.

    Haha, but seriously, the tone of this thread must of just slipped right past you if you take it seriously.
  • edited September 2012
    DreadMagus wrote: »
    No... no more "romance" this season please....
    FoxxyFox wrote: »
    No... just please no
    Cyreen wrote: »
    Why all the concern about Lee's love life - living vicariously? Get your own.
    Grimez wrote: »
    too much necrophilia in this thread
    No...
    They're both dead. I can say for sure about Clem's dad, he was probably Bitten.
    About the mom, I really hope so. I wanna keep on to Queen Clem Forever <3

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  • edited September 2012
    thats fucked up
  • edited September 2012
    Bcroft wrote: »
    thats fucked up

    It's the ZA! The earth needs to be repopulated, dammit.
  • edited September 2012
    I am certainly not a hater. But No, It disgusts me that Lee Even thinks about nailing her during a zombie apocalypse. -_-
  • edited September 2012
    I don't believe clems parents are alive and I doubt Lee will survive the end of episode 5 too... So no.
  • edited September 2012
    I'd rather have Clem's dad alive, unlikely but whatever.
  • edited September 2012
    Red Panda wrote: »
    Haha, but seriously, the tone of this thread must of just slipped right past you if you take it seriously.

    I took it as an unoriginal thread, beating an unoriginal horse. As for labeling anyone who you disagrees with you a "hater"... grow up.
  • edited September 2012
    Bcroft wrote: »
    thats awesome
    I am certainly not a hater. I hope Lee taps that
    Abel wrote: »
    I don't believe clems dad is alive and I doubt Lee will survive the end of episode 5 too... So I hope he gets laid before he goes.


    Hell yeah!
  • edited September 2012
    I'd rather have Clem's dad alive, unlikely but whatever.

    kinky
  • edited September 2012
    Cyreen wrote: »
    I took it as an original thread. As for labeling anyone who you disagrees with you a "hater"... you're right. I think you look good too.

    Thanks bro.
  • edited September 2012
    Red Panda wrote: »
    Thanks bro

    How perceptive of you.
  • edited September 2012
    Cyreen wrote: »
    I took it as an unoriginal thread, beating an unoriginal horse. As for labeling anyone who you disagrees with you a "hater"... grow up.

    I feel like this needs to be said again.
  • edited September 2012
    Cyreen wrote: »
    I took it as an original thread. As for labeling anyone who you disagrees with you a "hater"... you're right. I think you look good too.
    I feel like this needs to be said again.

    I'm flattered.
  • edited September 2012
    Cyreen wrote: »
    How perceptive of you.

    Thanks again bro. Some people told me I have trouble picking up on sarcasm and I miss things, especially when it's subtle, so it's nice to hear the opposite from someone that obviously doesn't have those problems. I'm not stupid! You know? thanks again :)
  • edited September 2012
    I couldnt find another thread to post this but does anyone else notice how in either the game and show zombies are just rediculously strong. Like not even to the point of it being unbelievable but beyond that.

    In episode 3 when you are in the train station and you lift clem over the gate and than those two walkers appear, i died there once from missing the punches and the cutscene was literally a zombie with one punch taking out my guts and intestines. WHATTT?

    Dang if becoming a walker gives you that kind of strength sign me up when I die. As for the whole doing clems mom thing, I remember seeing clems mom in the photo she was like a 6 at best, carly and lilly were both atleast 8s. And I cant believe i just rated animated girls:confused:
  • edited September 2012
    kirby18 wrote: »
    I couldnt find another thread to post this but does anyone else notice how in either the game and show zombies are just rediculously strong. Like not even to the point of it being unbelievable but beyond that.

    In episode 3 when you are in the train station and you lift clem over the gate and than those two walkers appear, i died there once from missing the punches and the cutscene was literally a zombie with one punch taking out my guts and intestines. WHATTT?

    Dang if becoming a walker gives you that kind of strength sign me up when I die. As for the whole doing clems mom thing, I remember seeing clems mom in the photo she was like a 6 at best, carly and lilly were both atleast 8s. And I cant believe i just rated animated girls:confused:

    The science behind the whole thing is ridiculous. TWD universe defies physics and science. It's best not to think about it.
  • edited September 2012
    Red Panda wrote: »
    Think about it. Clem's Dad is probably dead, Lee's been taking good care of Clem, and maybe she lost some weight after months of little food.

    They end up finding her in some underground camp, she's totally a MILF now, and it's on from there!

    He's totally going to bone her.

    Yeah, I'm sure this is what's going to happen.

    At first I thought it would be a good idea. Then I looked back in episode one and looked at the picture again. She's not a MILF. She's a MIWTWTFP (Mother I Wouldn't Touch With a Ten Foot Pole."

    *Troll Face*
  • edited September 2012
    Lee doesn't need a love intrest in the game imo.
  • edited September 2012
    Garland7G wrote: »
    Lee needs a love intrest in the game imo.

    agreed
  • edited September 2012
    HNKenshiro wrote: »
    At first I thought it would be a bad idea. Then I looked back in episode one and looked at the picture again. She's a MILF.

    I hear ya
  • edited September 2012
    Yes, because nothing puts a red shirt on a character like declaring their love.
  • edited September 2012
    Red Panda wrote: »
    agreed

    I see what you did thar ;)
  • edited September 2012
    I doubt there will be some love interest between Lee and Clem's mom (if she's even alive). But seriously, no love interests from here on, I would rather just have the game focus on surviving and the Lee and Clem relationship. I don't know about you all but it is my number one top priority to protect Clementine from now on, not getting pussy.
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