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What would YOUR epic one liner be in a ZA?

ItsMeArmaniItsMeArmani
edited October 2012 in The Walking Dead
Imagine yourself as a Samuel L Jackson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, or some other epic/cheesy/badass one liner spitting hero. If you were this hero and you saw your first horde coming after you........

What would your one liner be? Make it fun!
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  • Rock114Rock114
    edited September 2012
    "HOLY CRAP GUYS! I forgot to feed my cat this morning! Hey, what's that mob of sickly looking people doing coming toward us... I'll go see if they're ok...
  • ItsMeArmaniItsMeArmani
    edited September 2012
    Rock114 wrote: »
    "HOLY CRAP GUYS! I forgot to feed my cat this morning! Hey, what's that mob of sickly looking people doing coming toward us... I'll go see if they're ok...

    lol 9/10, you win dear sir/ma'am.
  • Master of AeonsMaster of Aeons
    edited September 2012
    You want some more?!?! Aaaaahhhhhh!
  • MotordeadMotordead
    edited September 2012
    "What... you mean we aren't suppose to be eating people?"
  • CyreenCyreen
    edited September 2012
    Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! (from the top of my mountain)
  • Sir CraigiusSir Craigius
    edited September 2012
    I have had it with these motha fucking walkers on this motha fucking train!
  • GvazdasGvazdas
    edited September 2012
    None of these, they all suck.
  • MilosuperspeshMilosuperspesh
    edited September 2012
    Rock114 wrote: »
    "HOLY CRAP GUYS! I forgot to feed my cat this morning! Hey, what's that mob of sickly looking people doing coming toward us... I'll go see if they're ok...

    bit of a mouth full and there fore too long...

    Cyreen wrote: »
    Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! (from the top of my mountain)
    smart move babeh
    Sir Craigius wrote: »
    I have had it with these motha fucking walkers on this motha fucking train!
    winner :)
    Gvazdas wrote: »
    None of these, they all suck.
    not as much as that does... :)

    as for me a one line has to be short and sweet so to paraphrase a few...
    points go to those who know em ;)

    who ordered the wuppass fajhitas ?

    ding dong muthfukers ding dong !

    say hello to my lil friend !

    hasta la vista baby

    any else feel like river dancing ?

    you best be close to your jesus boy

    who are you ? i'm batman

    look at your legs they AIN'T ON !

    Labotomize !

    thats gonna hurt

    do you feel lucky ? do ya, punk ?

    great scott !

    when this baby hit 88 mph you're gonna see some serious shit !

    you not thinking 4th dimensionally

    did you rip that off ?
  • BlankCanvasDJBlankCanvasDJ
    edited September 2012
    Undead-y THIS!
  • SamcharlesSamcharles
    edited September 2012
    Oh god this is nothing like it was in the games I used to play... ::drops weapon and runs away::
  • DreadMagusDreadMagus
    edited September 2012
    "Woot!", "Boo-ya", "OWNED" or "heheheheh". (after every zombie headshot)
  • Master of AeonsMaster of Aeons
    edited September 2012
    Gvazdas wrote: »
    None of these, they all suck.

    Mine was from Resident Evil. Jerk.
  • PuhChewyChompPuhChewyChomp
    edited September 2012
    It's just been revoked.
  • distortiondistortion
    edited September 2012
    I like turtles.
  • GamingDragon316GamingDragon316
    edited September 2012
    i would do a terminator stunt. *kicks down front door* "I'll Be Back"
  • Drake SigarDrake Sigar
    edited September 2012
    Time to make the undead... *puts on sunglasses* plain dead. YEEEEEEEAH!

    Something wrong, zombies? You came here prepared to find lunch, and instead you found... a god!
  • WowMuttWowMutt
    edited September 2012
    Boogity Boogity Boogity.. Let's go huntin' boys!
  • RausheimRausheim
    edited September 2012
    "Eat this!"
  • 8Bit_System8Bit_System
    edited September 2012
    Excuse me Sir, did you just call me a "Woarwrrrlllll"?
  • GamingDragon316GamingDragon316
    edited September 2012
    *Looks at zombie and puts on sunglasses* You got a purrty mouth *Hits zombie with a shovel or whatever i have in my hands*
  • SpikeJack1SpikeJack1
    edited September 2012
    "You bite like a Dairy Farmer"
    Urban Lee style: "This is gonna happen pretty fast"
    Small 'Car' Carley style: "Back off!"
    "FOR CARLEY!RAAARGH!"

    Or probably what I'd say:
    Fight...
    "C'mon then, ya rotten meatbags! Eat THIS!"
    ...or flight
    "Oh crap...crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapCRAAAAAAP!"
  • ozzmannozzmann
    edited September 2012
    LEE: Peter..the dead are coming back to life, I'm sorry,Your entire family is dead. We have to leave now or we will be dead Too!
    PETER:





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  • Zombies are Awesome!Zombies are Awesome!
    edited September 2012
    "Here I am zombies! Your personal ticket back to hell!"

    This one^^^^

    Im sending the Zombies back to hell where they belong!
  • AcadiasAcadias
    edited September 2012
    I'll have what shes having
  • SilencerStevenSilencerSteven
    edited September 2012
    Things just got serious *looks at camera* Dead serious.
  • ItsMeArmaniItsMeArmani
    edited September 2012
    SilencerSteven wrote: »
    Things just got serious *looks at camera* Dead serious.

    lol nice :D
  • craftyardcraftyard
    edited September 2012
    I like to think I'd think up something witty or dramatic to say.

    Realistically though, it would probably be something along the lines of FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
  • kirby18kirby18
    edited September 2012
    "this is why we cant have nice things"
  • AsariTearsAsariTears
    edited October 2012
    "I've got something you can chew on.." *pulls out sawed-off shotgun*

    "You say zombie, I say 'how do you want it to die?'" *opens trunk of car revealing arsenal of weapons*

    "You smell like my dog's stink hole.." *shoots zombie*

    "If they're undead, let's go make them undie." *kicks open door*

    "Walkers, you call them? I'm gonna go make them crawlers." *reloads gun*

    "you made this junkyard dog mad, and he bites just as hard." *Cuts off zombie head*

    My fav...

    *Hero is cleaning her face of blood with a towel she found when she sees a zombie in the distance..*

    "Hey! Zombie!?" *zombie turns around*
    "You got some shit on your face." *zombie moans, walking over with arms out.*
    "Don't worry, I'll get it for you.." *wraps towel around the pistol barrel (creating a silencer) and shoots the zombie through the face.*
    *Zombie falls to ground* "You're welcome."
  • Master of AeonsMaster of Aeons
    edited October 2012
    "Hey, deadhead. Take a bite of peach."
  • Tymes RhymesTymes Rhymes
    edited October 2012
    "Shit! I forgot the fucking pancake mix!"
  • Drake SigarDrake Sigar
    edited October 2012
    Tymes Rhymes wrote: »
    "Shit! I forgot the fucking pancake mix!"

    It's time to kick ass and make pancakes, and I'm all outta Aunt Jemima.
  • SpikeJack1SpikeJack1
    edited October 2012
    How bout "I came here to lie about my past and kick walker ass...and I'm all done with lying"
  • Chanut_NChanut_N
    edited October 2012
    Here is my favorite line so far

    "......."
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited October 2012
    Eat this, Zom-BITCH!!!
    *blows head off with shotgun*
  • MilosuperspeshMilosuperspesh
    edited October 2012
    i ain't gotta outrun them i just have to out run you..

    or not bother with words cos walkers don't understand so i'd just kill em (again)
  • thestalkingheadthestalkinghead
    edited October 2012
    "she doesn't even care about my brains, she just looks at me like a piece of meat" pull out expanding foam filler "well, eat this" shove rigged expanding foam in her mouth and walk away slowly not looking back as she expands then explodes
  • Jodie MJodie M
    edited October 2012
    SilencerSteven wrote: »
    Things just got serious *looks at camera* Dead serious.

    This one made me laugh lol
  • ozzmannozzmann
    edited October 2012
    Momma always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them!
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  • Shrewsbury SurvivorShrewsbury Survivor
    edited October 2012
    Its a magnum revolver, the most powerfull handgun in the world... are you feeling lucky punk
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