The Attack the Next Poster Game!

Kitz

This is something I saw on another forum and thought it would fit in well here.

Basically what you do is describe the way in witch you dodge the previous poster's attack (preferably in a creative way), then describe how you attack the next poster (the harder it is to escape, the better).

To start us off, I throw a throwing knife at the next poster.

Remolay

I take a plate with a steak glued to it and hold it in the path of the knife. It hits the steak.

I set off a large amount of grenades around the area.

ParadoxalMindElla1

I sneeze and they fly back to you, destroying you.

I send an army of deadly robot spidermonkeys at the next poster.

Shadowknight1

I detonate an EMP bomb, disabling all the robots, causing them to collapse into a heap.

I attack the next poster with a katana.

StrongBrush1

I dodge roll out of the way in the nick of time and pull a ninja-type escape. Thanks for the manecut!

I play darts with the next poster on a spinning wheel.

Kitz

The wheel spontaneously combusts, and I roll away unharmed.

I jump up and lob a freakin' harpoon at the next poster.