The Attack the Next Poster Game!

edited December 2012 in Forum Games
This is something I saw on another forum and thought it would fit in well here.

Basically what you do is describe the way in witch you dodge the previous poster's attack (preferably in a creative way), then describe how you attack the next poster (the harder it is to escape, the better).

To start us off, I throw a throwing knife at the next poster.

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  • edited December 2012
    I take a plate with a steak glued to it and hold it in the path of the knife. It hits the steak.

    I set off a large amount of grenades around the area.
  • edited December 2012
    I sneeze and they fly back to you, destroying you.

    I send an army of deadly robot spidermonkeys at the next poster.
  • edited December 2012
    I detonate an EMP bomb, disabling all the robots, causing them to collapse into a heap.

    I attack the next poster with a katana.
  • edited December 2012
    I dodge roll out of the way in the nick of time and pull a ninja-type escape. Thanks for the manecut!

    I play darts with the next poster on a spinning wheel.
  • edited December 2012
    The wheel spontaneously combusts, and I roll away unharmed.

    I jump up and lob a freakin' harpoon at the next poster.
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