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The moral of the story is... *MAJOR SPOILERS*

Magic EmperorMagic Emperor
edited April 2013 in The Walking Dead
... don't take things from from a seemingly abandoned station wagon.

Got any more joke morals, peeps?
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  • Mark$manMark$man
    edited March 2013
    Never kill anyone. Clementine is always watching o.O
  • ZeroShootZeroShoot
    edited March 2013
    Things, which are stuck in between door-handles... ARE. THERE. FOR. A. REASON! :rolleyes:
    /edit: the one above is great too, and so true.
  • DreadMagusDreadMagus
    edited March 2013
    Ceiling Cat sees all.... Clem sees all... Clem is Ceiling Cat?:eek:
  • Mark$manMark$man
    edited March 2013
    Never give girls batteries. It leads to bad things xD. (No sexism intended, just fits lol)
  • RiadonRiadon
    edited March 2013
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  • Mark$manMark$man
    edited March 2013
    Riadon wrote: »
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    lmao
  • Rock114Rock114
    edited March 2013
    If you have charm coming out of your ass, beware flying salt licks.
  • Jaded X GamerJaded X Gamer
    edited March 2013
    No one can resist the allure of apples. :p
  • DreadMagusDreadMagus
    edited March 2013
    Rock114 wrote: »
    If you have charm coming out of your ass, beware flying salt licks.

    LOL - epic.:)
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2013
    Don't trust dairy farmers
  • Mark$manMark$man
    edited March 2013
    Always wear jeans with LARGE pockets, or have people in your group that do.
  • MikejamesMikejames
    edited March 2013
    Don't automatically assume that a nine-year-old won't be the most competent person you'll ever meet.
  • DevlonirDevlonir
    edited March 2013
    Bandits still cover their faces all the time, even with no risk of being on CCTV
  • double_udouble_u
    edited March 2013
    Never allow people named Ben near you.
  • Plan_RPlan_R Banned
    edited March 2013
    Just because a little boy drives you nuts just by existing, does not mean I actually want to kill him.
  • Danno123Danno123
    edited March 2013
    Don't trust cancer patients, they'll stab you in the back eventually.
  • ZeroShootZeroShoot
    edited March 2013
    Cutting your arm off is going to hurt.
  • WrightyWrighty
    edited March 2013
    Dont like no hash...
  • aaron1290aaron1290
    edited March 2013
    Wrighty wrote: »
    Dont like no hash...

    xD.
  • AnnaSanAnnaSan
    edited March 2013
    Never leave your station wagon full of food and supplies in a zombie apocalypse to find your missing son, because people will take all of your stuffs...
  • ClordClord
    edited March 2013
    Beware the plot device guys who appear out of nowhere to talk and judge you about the stuff they should not care about personally that much to kill you and act like a summary of stuff you have decided to do.
  • BourbonTeacupBourbonTeacup
    edited March 2013
    The moral of the story is: Pay your hard-earned money to feel terrible for 2-3 hour chunks every 2 months. GOTY.
  • gimmeseason2gimmeseason2
    edited March 2013
    Don't get too emotionally attached to a video game character because the evil game developers will take them away from you and stomp on your heart.
  • HudomonkeyHudomonkey
    edited April 2013
    The moral is don't fight like a Dairy farmer...
    Fight like a Cow
  • double_udouble_u
    edited April 2013
    Hudomonkey wrote: »
    Fight like a Cow

    Like this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7bmpo6zFuQ

    This video is definitely one of those "WTF did I just watched" Internet moments!
  • Mark$manMark$man
    edited April 2013
    double_u wrote: »
    Like this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7bmpo6zFuQ

    This video is definitely one of those "WTF did I just watched" Internet moments!

    ...I don't know what to say. I feel... disturbed...
  • RichWalk23RichWalk23
    edited April 2013
    Want to befriend a duck? High five it! It's an incredibly awesome thing to do!
  • Mark$manMark$man
    edited April 2013
    If you yell like Kenny, you'll get your face chewed off.
  • JamesDMorganJamesDMorgan
    edited April 2013
    It doesn't matter if people will remember that, if they live only for five seconds after.
  • ZeruisZeruis
    edited April 2013
    Calling a mentally unstable woman a bitch screws up everything.
  • Jaded X GamerJaded X Gamer
    edited April 2013
    JamesDMorgan wrote: »
    It doesn't matter if people will remember that, if they live only for five seconds after.

    Or it does matter because some weirdo over the radio will chew you out over it months later.
  • Mark$manMark$man
    edited April 2013
    Jaded X Gamer wrote: »
    Or it does matter because some weirdo over the radio will chew you out over it months later.

    Or it doesn't matter because he dies anyway :O
  • Jaded X GamerJaded X Gamer
    edited April 2013
    Mark$man wrote: »
    Or it doesn't matter because he dies anyway :O

    Until that guy's son comes back in season two for revenge!
    (The Stranger said he "lost" him, he never said he died. :p)
  • Mark$manMark$man
    edited April 2013
    Jaded X Gamer wrote: »
    Until that guy's son comes back in season two for revenge!
    (The Stranger said he "lost" him, he never said he died. :p)

    I know... I'm worried about that... Well that and my Lee coming back and killing Clementine :/ So many worries.
  • Rommel49Rommel49
    edited April 2013
    If your worst fear is being eaten alive by zombies, don't ask someone to drop you in a bell tower full of zombies.
  • Mark$manMark$man
    edited April 2013
    ^Hahahaha oxymoron ftw
  • MornaiMornai
    edited April 2013
    Rommel49 wrote: »
    If your worst fear is being eaten alive by zombies, don't ask someone to drop you in a bell tower full of zombies.

    He hoped the fall would kill him. 50ft drops usually do in most cases(right?). Unfortunately, Bad Luck Ben got the short end of the stick.
  • Mark$manMark$man
    edited April 2013
    ^Well... maybe if he fell on his spine or head. Instead, he broke his legs.
  • aaron1290aaron1290
    edited April 2013
    Mornai wrote: »
    He hoped the fall would kill him. 50ft drops usually do in most cases(right?). Unfortunately, Bad Luck Ben got the short end of the stick.

    He is crap at getting killed too it seems...
  • TracerhahaTracerhaha
    edited April 2013
    Never reach for a walkie-talkie next to a garbage pile during a zombie infestation.
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