Snake Tongue or Lobster Hands?

edited July 2013 in The Walking Dead
Which would you rather have?

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  • edited July 2013
    Lobster hands easy. I'l be grabbing all them zombitches.
  • edited July 2013
    Why is there no option to choose both?
  • edited July 2013
    Peace&Love wrote: »
    Why is there no option to choose both?

    Cos even Leland knows that's the point of the game!

    Snake tongue by the way.

    And while on the topic of Leland, sort of, is he a priest of some sort? In the fight with Dee he shows his religious side and it would definitely make sense with why he helped Bonnie, especially when Dee seems to have hated her from the start. Plus you can easily imagine him with that dog-collar on!
  • edited July 2013
    Lobster hands! Although, I was leaning towards snake tongue, until Leland told me that the snake would have free reign. I bet that would cause a lot of problems.
  • edited July 2013
    Lobster hands! Although, I was leaning towards snake tongue, until Leland told me that the snake would have free reign. I bet that would cause a lot of problems.

    Yeah, but having thought it over, if I die, the snake dies, so I think it would be on my side. Plus, of Alien happened, they might think I'm one of them, albeit a freakish mutant, and let me go.
  • edited July 2013
    PotatoCat wrote: »
    Yeah, but having thought it over, if I die, the snake dies, so I think it would be on my side. Plus, of Alien happened, they might think I'm one of them, albeit a freakish mutant, and let me go.

    Hey :D

    1. I doubt that the snake has that much sense. Think about the story of the scorpion and the ... what was it? toad?
    2. Speaking would be impossible
    3. I think a person with "crab hands" also qualifies as alien/mutant.
  • edited July 2013
    Isterio wrote: »
    Hey :D

    1. I doubt that the snake has that much sense. Think about the story of the scorpion and the ... what was it? toad?
    2. Speaking would be impossible
    3. I think a person with "crab hands" also qualifies as alien/mutant.

    1. At least I still have thumbs. Thumbs are important you know. And you can also punch the snake if it gets iffy. Snipping at it with the claws might just lead to massive blood loss.
    2. Just get a Stephen Hawking voice box, I think that's an extra benefit in my favour, especially if it comes with the wheelchair. Then we could get snakes for legs too! :D
    3. Yeah, but the xenomorphs will see right through that!
  • edited July 2013
    I think lobster hands are cool,don't get me wrong,but think of all the...private stuff you could do with a snake tongue hahahaahahamwahaahahaahaha,like you know strangling people who you have captured.
  • edited July 2013
    Lobster Claws!

    I could just run around decapitating zombies!
  • edited July 2013
    PotatoCat wrote: »
    Cos even Leland knows that's the point of the game!

    Snake tongue by the way.

    And while on the topic of Leland, sort of, is he a priest of some sort? In the fight with Dee he shows his religious side and it would definitely make sense with why he helped Bonnie, especially when Dee seems to have hated her from the start. Plus you can easily imagine him with that dog-collar on!

    I don't think he is since he and Dee were married.


    Leland could be a minister
  • edited July 2013
    doom saber wrote: »
    I don't think he is since he and Dee were married.


    Leland could be a minister

    I agree, although I'd argue that it's most likely that Leland is just a religious man. The south is famous for being a very religious region of the US.
  • edited July 2013
    I agree, although I'd argue that it's most likely that Leland is just a religious man. The south is famous for being a very religious region of the US.

    Yeah, I don't think Leland would be a man of the cloth because of his personality. If he was, I think there would be dialogues from him about regretting his cheating heart. He would also cite more Bible references.

    Like you said, I think he is pious.
  • edited July 2013
    I picked snake tongue, I guess I would be less deformed.
  • edited July 2013
    Lobster hands...So I can be a doctor
  • edited July 2013
    Lobster hands...So I can be a doctor

    Well placed reference,well placed.
  • edited July 2013
    Just Let me cut your hair with my great lobster hands.
  • edited July 2013
    I choosed Lobster hands because Eddie mentions it.
  • edited July 2013
    Weirdos.. All I'm sayin' is, good luck finding a man if you have lobster hands.
  • edited July 2013
    Lobster hands, because then my own tongue won't be able to bite me.
  • edited July 2013
    It's not like I am in the need for looking for one, with this situation upon us.
  • edited July 2013
    Good thing I'm after WOmen ;) Emphasis on the WO because they need lobster hands xD And I don't want a snake tongue, how will you eat? Do I have to feed it? lol
  • edited July 2013
    Also.. how do you kiss? Do both snake-tounges kiss? And what if you speak parsel? Would you be able to control your tounge?
  • edited July 2013
    would the tongue have venom or not, as that would be nice.
  • edited July 2013
    I don't think so. We'd end up swallowing the poison and die. Unless we developed a resistance against snake venom. That'd be cool.
  • edited July 2013
    Well then we can become some new DC hero and save America, but the rest of the world will die because that's the way it always will be in DC comics.
  • edited July 2013
    Lobster hands. Thumbs aren't that necessary, and I'd prefer to be able to eat/talk/kiss without any problems. Plus...natural weaponry against the walkers.
  • edited July 2013
    The Snake has free rein so...
    Lobster Hands...
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